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(Bleacher Report)   Will Brock show up to Brew City confront Reigns? Can Asuka keep her streak alive yet again against Nia Jax? How will Ronda and Kurt respond? Will a wandering Kane stumble in? WWE Raw, 8:00 PM EST on USA Network   ( bleacherreport.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 03:24:39 PM  
Ugggh... Nia/Asuka is all I really care about in that list. Bork is going after WM (for the most predictable finish since the Elimination Chamber and his mic skills are not going to pass muster if he does show up)...  Ronda is the worst thing to happen to WWE in ages, and it is embarrassing how much time she is getting (no special treatment, my lily white ass).  I'll probably give it a gander and depending on how late my husband stays up, I'll choose my own fate. (Even with the lingering flu, I don't sleep all that much. But MSNBC might be more interesting.)  Nicely, he sleeps like the dead, so I can sit in the bed and type and watch TV and he doesn't even notice. Which is good, since I hate our living room. The jerks downstairs blast some stereo system that is absurd for a room that can't be more than maybe 9 X 14, at best..., I guess it downs out the four kids they have in a small apartment, but I just avoid the living room and live in the bedroom.

A husband who sleeps like dead is very good for an insomniac.

In other news, am I the only one who watches TNA?  I mean, I FF most of it, since I have no reason to care about people who I know have already left the company, including people who have already been seen as signed to NXT... but I do watch Rosemary (oh, I love her.... my husband bought me a Rosemary shirt for my birthday. He asked, so I said get "size Small" (TNA has no women's cut shirts) so it fits, even if it is a little baggy, and the sleeves are huge.  He also got me a Riott Squad shirt... which I have no idea what to do with, since I said "women's XL" (once they shrink a bit, I need XL for my boobs) and he got normal XL so it is like a tent on me. If it's only available in men's sizes, I get small or youth large.

I also watch Jimmy Jacobs.  And I should note that both of them acknowledged me on Twitter, unlike Sami Zayn (my husband was on a mission to get him to say "happy birthday" to me, and it was too much work for the guy.) (I also stopped my husband from going off on him, though he is probably banned by him. ESPN and Larry Wilmore both banned him. He can be... salty.  He even has a Fark account, but said it was too annoying being a "new guy" when he tried to post and gave up. Which I can understand.)

ANYWAY... yeah.... still have the flu. Working through. Babbling.  Hi, everyone in the FWC.
 
2018-03-05 07:02:06 PM  
I'm probably going to take a pass tonight.  The build-up to Lesnar/Byzantine is starting to leave a weird taste in my mouth... like somebody took some day-old Jimmy John's and threw some spoiled pork lo mein into it.  Not feeling Rousey yet, but that may because my gag reflect from excessive attempts of force-feeding things to me has kicked in.

...or maybe the vomit's from some bad Chinese food I had over the weekend.  All I know at this point, there are only five words of bad Latin to describe my feelings:
Lesnar et Romanus enut domus!
 
2018-03-05 07:14:51 PM  

DrunkenGator: I'm probably going to take a pass tonight.  The build-up to Lesnar/Byzantine is starting to leave a weird taste in my mouth... like somebody took some day-old Jimmy John's and threw some spoiled pork lo mein into it.  Not feeling Rousey yet, but that may because my gag reflect from excessive attempts of force-feeding things to me has kicked in.

...or maybe the vomit's from some bad Chinese food I had over the weekend.  All I know at this point, there are only five words of bad Latin to describe my feelings:
Lesnar et Romanus enut domus!


Yeah, the flu makes WWE very, very hard to watch. I was in and out of Raw last week (day 1) and turned off SmackDown after Sami's match on Tuesday.  A week later, I am still sick (but less flu in my system and it's just a waiting game now and lots of sleep... I seem to be holding down vegetable soup and an English muffin....) but yeah... when you're not well, it's tough to watch.  Hope you're feeling better. I think the more they force people the fans don't want on people, the less people will care.  It's not a very good strategy.

I suspect even though I should be fine by Sunday (if a little tired) I will be vomiting after the title match.

/For those who forgot, I'm a Sami girl.
//I even duplicated his hoodie. That was a pain in the ass to sew.
 
2018-03-05 07:44:17 PM  
There are only 2 real men in the Brew City...

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2018-03-05 07:47:20 PM  
I'm probably gonna join later tonight, like it was said before, there's something broken and not working. Unpacking does continue, but we'll see how well I can concentrate on 6 boxes of clothes...
 
2018-03-05 07:48:28 PM  
By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2018-03-05 07:49:20 PM  
So far, this is the worst episode of RAW of the year
 
2018-03-05 07:49:41 PM  
Rarely watch RAW, may give it a whirl tonight, will watch about a hour of Smackdown a week-much more of an indy guy, but like to keep up with the big fed once in the while.
 
2018-03-05 07:50:01 PM  
also I read the updated "Death of WCW" (10th anniversary edition) and holy smokes, talk about some lessons not learned even now ...
 
2018-03-05 07:50:01 PM  
Well, while this snowpocalypse continues outside, let's watch some good ol' fashioned rasslin!
 
2018-03-05 07:51:02 PM  

Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Yeah, off to a great start this week.

I get it, but is anyone really surprised booking is "playing it safe" with Mania coming up? Same every year.

/my watching doesn't count for viewership anyway since I stream. Bored anyway, so let's at least snark on it...
 
2018-03-05 07:53:06 PM  

CyberKultist: Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yeah, off to a great start this week.

I get it, but is anyone really surprised booking is "playing it safe" with Mania coming up? Same every year.

/my watching doesn't count for viewership anyway since I stream. Bored anyway, so let's at least snark on it...


I watch in Canada, so lord only knows if I count either.
 
2018-03-05 07:57:10 PM  

Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Even when there are others in thread don't you just talk to yourself anyway?
 
2018-03-05 07:57:25 PM  
Oh right...news..hmmm...

Fish twisted his knee at a NXT house show over the weekend. No diagnosis yet.

Foreign soil PPV announced for April 27 in Saudi Arabia. It will include a 50 man (!!) Royal Rumble.

Big Show said during a podcast interview that he will "definitely be back by WrestleMania." If that means actually in the ring, or taking a backstage role, was not said.

Rumors of talks starting back up with Neville, likely in hopes to get him back before contract officially expires.
 
2018-03-05 07:58:11 PM  

serpent_sky: Ugggh...


Hope you feel better serpent, any update on the interviews you were deep into?
 
2018-03-05 07:59:33 PM  

DrunkenGator: I'm probably going to take a pass tonight.  The build-up to Lesnar/Byzantine is starting to leave a weird taste in my mouth... like somebody took some day-old Jimmy John's and threw some spoiled pork lo mein into it.  Not feeling Rousey yet, but that may because my gag reflect from excessive attempts of force-feeding things to me has kicked in.

...or maybe the vomit's from some bad Chinese food I had over the weekend.  All I know at this point, there are only five words of bad Latin to describe my feelings:
Lesnar et Romanus enut domus!


What DG looks like and is named, apparently

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2018-03-05 07:59:50 PM  
Checking in.....
 
2018-03-05 08:01:15 PM  

A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even when there are others in thread don't you just talk to yourself anyway?


I mean probably
 
2018-03-05 08:02:00 PM  
Also Stu Bennett and CM Punk are going to be on the Ultimate Beastmaster Season 3 as country commentators and I can't wait. I love that show.
 
2018-03-05 08:02:04 PM  
THEN

NOW

HOW WILL KURT'S CHILDREN DISAPPOINT HIM THIS TIME?

 
2018-03-05 08:02:18 PM  
Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.
 
2018-03-05 08:02:27 PM  

Tenor Reaper: A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even when there are others in thread don't you just talk to yourself anyway?

I mean probably


I keed, you're good folk Tenor
 
2018-03-05 08:02:48 PM  
They're farking opening with Rousey?

Maybe she's Angle's daughter.

I am going back to MSNBC. This sucks... this sucks... this sucks.... this sucks.  And not in a fun-loving way.
 
2018-03-05 08:02:48 PM  
Bloody hell, it would be nice to find a stable river
 
2018-03-05 08:03:01 PM  

markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.


Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance
 
2018-03-05 08:03:55 PM  
So, Trips is setting up Kurt for his yearly Mania burial?
 
2018-03-05 08:04:05 PM  
Wait ....Triple H vs Kurt at WM ?? NO NO NO ...
 
2018-03-05 08:04:27 PM  

A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: A Festering Boil: Tenor Reaper: By the sounds of it, will it just be me talking to myself in the thread? XD That way I won't be ahead of anyone! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even when there are others in thread don't you just talk to yourself anyway?

I mean probably

I keed, you're good folk Tenor


You too AFB!
 
2018-03-05 08:05:01 PM  

serpent_sky: They're farking opening with Rousey?

Maybe she's Angle's daughter.

I am going back to MSNBC. This sucks... this sucks... this sucks.... this sucks.  And not in a fun-loving way.


A) Get it out of the way early.

B) She hasn't farked up anything yet. Give her a chance to go "full Roman" at least. She at least claims to care about getting into the business, so let's see what happens.

/ok, Steph coming out. Now we can be annoyed
 
2018-03-05 08:05:18 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: Wait ....Triple H vs Kurt at WM ?? NO NO NO ...


Triple Gagne needs someone to bury.
 
2018-03-05 08:05:19 PM  
oh hey remember when this was big show and Steph brought up like the same points
 
2018-03-05 08:05:22 PM  

A Festering Boil: markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.

Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance


Huh?
 
2018-03-05 08:05:36 PM  
Steph's outfit is ... an interesting choice.
 
2018-03-05 08:05:45 PM  
Oh no, Stephanie, she is a huge reason I tune out.
 
2018-03-05 08:06:03 PM  
Steph looking rather wicked witch of the west tonight.
 
2018-03-05 08:06:06 PM  

Tenor Reaper: oh hey remember when this was big show and Steph brought up like the same points


I swear to god, if Ronda starts crying like he did....
 
2018-03-05 08:06:07 PM  
Wait. Is Stephanie trying to give Kurt TNA flashbacks?

If my stream was lower quality, I'd think Dixie was in the ring...
 
2018-03-05 08:06:37 PM  
I see Stephanie set the make-up gun to Tammy Faye.
 
2018-03-05 08:06:49 PM  

CyberKultist: Wait. Is Stephanie trying to give Kurt TNA flashbacks?

If my stream was lower quality, I'd think Dixie was in the ring...


That'd be kind of amazing if so!
 
2018-03-05 08:07:01 PM  

markhwt: A Festering Boil: markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.

Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance

Huh?


Disappointed. He means disappointed.
 
2018-03-05 08:07:29 PM  
I would start posting And Now's in response to crappy promos on top of commercial breaks, but I'd never find enough gifs
 
2018-03-05 08:07:57 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: markhwt: A Festering Boil: markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.

Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance

Huh?

Disappointed. He means disappointed.


Thanks, us
 
2018-03-05 08:08:20 PM  
That fan with the New Day horn was VERY EXCITED
 
2018-03-05 08:08:22 PM  

A Festering Boil: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: markhwt: A Festering Boil: markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.

Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance

Huh?

Disappointed. He means disappointed.

Thanks, us


We're quite welcome
 
2018-03-05 08:08:42 PM  
I would hate to disappoint that woman.  She would tie me into a pretzel knot and do it with a smile on her face.
 
2018-03-05 08:08:48 PM  
STOP ENCOURAGING HEE
 
2018-03-05 08:09:08 PM  

ThirstyCraig: Oh no, Stephanie, she is a huge reason I tune out.


Just come back in 10 minutes and the bad lady will be gone
 
2018-03-05 08:09:20 PM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: markhwt: A Festering Boil: markhwt: Howdy losers. I expect a double dunza tonight.

Prepare to be like Bliss after finding out your endurance

Huh?

Disappointed. He means disappointed.


Don't care. Still had sex with bliss.
 
2018-03-05 08:09:20 PM  

bluorangefyre: I would hate to disappoint that woman.  She would tie me into a pretzel knot and do it with a smile on her face.


Worth it
 
2018-03-05 08:09:23 PM  
so i figured it'd be better here than at the BMO tonight.

How's everyone doing?
 
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