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(Tech Crunch)   Google decides to give Zagat a tiger uppercut   ( techcrunch.com) divider line
    More: Misc, Restaurant, Zagat, Google, Google Maps, Zagat app, Web 2.0, Zagat brand, Brand  
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1289 clicks; posted to Business » on 05 Mar 2018 at 12:50 PM (33 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-03-05 12:17:16 PM  
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/This is...beautiful
//sheds tear
 
2018-03-05 12:36:29 PM  
Seven years after picking up Zagat for $151 million,


Holy fark, I've been in the wrong business too long.
 
2018-03-05 12:37:58 PM  

whidbey: Seven years after picking up Zagat for $151 million,


Holy fark, I've been in the wrong business too long.


That was 7 years ago.

If you can show user growth while losing hundreds of millions a year, you can sell your company for at least a billion.
 
2018-03-05 01:04:07 PM  
Sagat 'Funk Dat'
Youtube iOFKU_hwj2o
 
2018-03-05 01:06:36 PM  
Street Fighter (1) Sagat Theme
Youtube RHNJXzkWJUY
 
2018-03-05 01:10:21 PM  

whidbey: Seven years after picking up Zagat for $151 million,

Holy fark, I've been in the wrong business too long.


In pre-Yelp days, white yuppies in NYC never went anywhere without a Zagat guide in their pocket. God forbid you get a bagel at a place that only got a 26 when a place that got a 28 is only 17 blocks across town.
 
2018-03-05 01:45:18 PM  
Go home and be a family man.
 
2018-03-05 02:19:30 PM  
Bravo, subby.

/Better to go for the uppercut, because you'll just fark the tiger knee up and wind up jumping awkwardly
 
2018-03-05 02:23:02 PM  
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2018-03-05 02:30:24 PM  
Fiber!
Fiber!
Fiber! Up your butt!

Is what I always heard.
 
2018-03-05 04:01:58 PM  
Bob Sagat.
 
2018-03-06 12:55:20 PM  
Any "headline" "about Zagat" needs to have "more quotation marks""in it".
 
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