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(Page Six)   Jennifer Garner understands your struggle in deciding whether to pay rent or buy food by choosing a minimalist style of only $605k. Her struggle is real people   ( pagesix.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 11:12:37 AM  
The actress wore over $825,000 in Piaget jewelry

is in no way the equivalent of "the actress owns over $825,000 in Piaget jewelry" subby.
 
2018-03-05 11:15:49 AM  
NARRATOR: Designers loan their shiat to actors all the time.. It's free advertising.
 
2018-03-05 11:17:39 AM  
Also there's this:

Her current net worth is estimated to be around $40 million.

So if the wanted to buy that much shiat, more power to her.
 
2018-03-05 11:33:18 AM  
They don't typically own that stuff. It's loaned to them for events so people will write about the companies providing them.
 
2018-03-05 11:33:56 AM  

markie_farkie: So if the wanted to buy that much shiat, more power to her.


What's in YOUR wallet?
 
2018-03-05 11:35:56 AM  

markie_farkie: Her current net worth is estimated to be around $40 million


Eh. I'm sure she has plenty of money but those "celebrity net worth" numbers are pulled out of someones ass.
 
2018-03-05 11:41:26 AM  
Is the Asinine tag for subby and the Admin who approved the headline? The Oscars are there for celebs to wear their best. I'm not gonna expect her to do otherwise. Now if she were doing some sort of charity work, and she was dressed up all glamorous, then it would be silly.
 
2018-03-05 11:41:45 AM  
Subby...the designers and jewelry companies loan the stuff to the stars.  They don't actually buy it.  But even if they do, so what?  It's their money and they can spend it as they please.
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2018-03-05 11:42:57 AM  

abhorrent1: markie_farkie: Her current net worth is estimated to be around $40 million

Eh. I'm sure she has plenty of money but those "celebrity net worth" numbers are pulled out of someones ass.


Is it hers because I'd volunteer
 
2018-03-05 11:44:04 AM  
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Only $825,000? This'll cover it.
 
2018-03-05 11:44:40 AM  
Beautiful, rich people are out of touch with the common man.  Thanks, Subby.  I wasn't aware until you pointed that out.  She probably owns a car that's worth more than all my assets combined.  I still don't care.  If I ever become rich (don't worry, it won't happen), I'll probably end up just as oblivious to the world.
 
2018-03-05 11:45:13 AM  
How did this stupid shiat get greened?

The Oscars always have people dressed like this, wearing LOANED shiat.
 
2018-03-05 11:46:13 AM  
Since nobody mentioned it yet, jewelry, like the clothing, is almost always on loan from designers for free advertisement.
 
2018-03-05 11:47:00 AM  
Why are we deeply concerned about her wealth right now?  Did she badmouth the NRA or something?
 
2018-03-05 11:48:50 AM  
Did any celebrities wear the orange "anti-gun violence" ribbons like they claimed they would?
 
2018-03-05 11:50:24 AM  

markie_farkie: NARRATOR: Designers loan their shiat to actors all the time.. It's free advertising.


You can't stay rich if you spend it. Borrowing things because people think you have enough to cover it if it gets lost (stolen, broken, dirty) is what you do when you have real money.
 
2018-03-05 11:52:54 AM  
Why do conservatives hate successful people?
 
2018-03-05 11:54:54 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Why are we deeply concerned about her wealth right now?  Did she badmouth the NRA or something?


Apparently she had an epiphany caught on camera at the Oscars.
 
2018-03-05 11:56:51 AM  

sigdiamond2000: Why do conservatives hate successful people?


Does anyone actually think that Jennifer Garner is successful?  She was in television and movies and that's about it.

Now Craig Nelson, there's a man American can behind.  Maybe have him and Larry the Cable Guy run on the same ticket.  Make this country great again.  Bring back the segregated drinking fountains.

Just sayin'.
 
2018-03-05 11:56:58 AM  
Lighten up, subs. It's the Oscars. The Height of Opulence.
 
2018-03-05 11:58:45 AM  

Bimmer Jones: markie_farkie: NARRATOR: Designers loan their shiat to actors all the time.. It's free advertising.

You can't stay rich if you spend it. Borrowing things because people think you have enough to cover it if it gets lost (stolen, broken, dirty) is what you do when you have real money.


Isn't that why what's her face did that weird clapping thing a few years ago? Because she was wearing really expensive, borrowed rings and didn't want to damage them? I think that's what I remember reading.
 
2018-03-05 11:59:11 AM  
If you advertise for Capital One you have already sold your soul...I can't stand the way she tries to be cutesy when she says "It's good to have choices".
/also looking at you Mr. Jackson
 
2018-03-05 12:01:40 PM  
Not trying to be mean but what is she even doing there? Look at her film credits. The highlight might be Dallas Buyers Club.
 
2018-03-05 12:02:10 PM  

berylman: If you advertise for Capital One you have already sold your soul...I can't stand the way she tries to be cutesy when she says "It's good to have choices".
/also looking at you Mr. Jackson


That's the good thing about the Internet: you can click through the ads after a couple of seconds--for now.
 
2018-03-05 12:02:16 PM  
Because if you don't wear a hair shirt and live under an expressway, you have no right to show empathy for the poor.
 
2018-03-05 12:17:18 PM  
Jennifer Garner thread and you guys are talking about jewelry?

This was safe enough for work for ABC in primetime hopefully safe enough for fark
Jennifer Garner in Alias: What was wrong with the black one?!
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2018-03-05 12:23:31 PM  

martissimo: Jennifer Garner thread and you guys are talking about jewelry?


I once mentioned that I noticed what shoes women wore and was told I was gay.
 
2018-03-05 12:28:42 PM  

berylman: Not trying to be mean but what is she even doing there? Look at her film credits. The highlight might be Dallas Buyers Club.


Not trying to be mean but she was a presenter, but you wouldn't know that unless you actually paid attention.

And that's ignoring the fact that it's common for notable actors and actresses to attend, she has a trophycase with some decent hardware in it, and she's attended the Oscars numerous times before
 
2018-03-05 12:29:38 PM  

martissimo: Jennifer Garner thread and you guys are talking about jewelry?

This was safe enough for work for ABC in primetime hopefully safe enough for fark
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Heh. That's the only scene I've seen from the whole series.
 
2018-03-05 12:34:36 PM  
bhcompy: All right I get it.
 
2018-03-05 12:39:50 PM  

berylman: Not trying to be mean but what is she even doing there? Look at her film credits. The highlight might be Dallas Buyers Club.


I liked Juno.
 
2018-03-05 12:42:00 PM  
What do you have against Jennifer Garner, Subby? Other than the fact that she's yet another pretty girl who will never, ever date you.
 
2018-03-05 12:48:08 PM  

bingethinker: What do you have against Jennifer Garner, Subby? Other than the fact that she's yet another pretty girl who will never, ever date you.


Well it's not really "never" until the Judge signs the restraining order.

/not subby
 
2018-03-05 12:50:19 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Did any celebrities wear the orange "anti-gun violence" ribbons like they claimed they would?


I kept looking but didn't see any. There were a couple weird looking pins tthough
 
2018-03-05 12:51:15 PM  
What the Hell did she do to her face?
 
2018-03-05 12:54:15 PM  

Nurglitch: Rapmaster2000: Why are we deeply concerned about her wealth right now?  Did she badmouth the NRA or something?

Apparently she had an epiphany caught on camera at the Oscars.


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2018-03-05 01:00:02 PM  
She seems nice and looks good. Good for her.
 
M-G
2018-03-05 01:00:25 PM  

berylman: If you advertise for Capital One you have already sold your soul...I can't stand the way she tries to be cutesy when she says "It's good to have choices".
/also looking at you Mr. Jackson


Show us on the doll where Capital One touched you...
 
2018-03-05 01:15:49 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: markie_farkie: So if the wanted to buy that much shiat, more power to her.

What's in YOUR wallet?


Not 40 millions.
 
2018-03-05 01:16:11 PM  

LZeitgeist: What the Hell did she do to her face?


Too much makeup.

Her actual face:
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2018-03-05 01:19:10 PM  

M-G: M-G: bShow us on the doll where Capital One touched you...


Heh. I've had no dealings with them, really.  I just hate their commercials., It's the directors fault.
But you know they are a shiatbag company to the core.
 
2018-03-05 01:19:41 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: If I ever become rich (don't worry, it won't happen), I'll probably end up just as oblivious to the world.


If I ever become California rich (technically, I'm already 'rich' for some parts of the country, but CA has a much higher cost of living).

I would spend my money on more practical things. Cars and jewlry? Pfffft.

Video game consoles, gaming computers, arcade machines (especially the big ones that you sit down in like T-MEK).
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// would probably set up a nice wood shop and metal shop as well. Laser cutters, 3d printers, etc ... so I can fabricate whatever out-of-production parts and mods I need to keep all of the gaming stuff running.
 
2018-03-05 01:22:32 PM  
Maybe she was loaned the jewelry, maybe she owns it, we may never know.  What we DO KNOW is that Hilary deleted THOUSANDS of emails and no one seems to care. Maybe if we didn't focus so much on award shows we could get to the bottom of this. Hmmm?

/that's all i got.
 
2018-03-05 01:41:09 PM  

jaytkay: [Jennifer Garner, unpainted]


And, she still looks better at 45 than many do at 19.
 
2018-03-05 01:53:34 PM  

jaytkay: LZeitgeist: What the Hell did she do to her face?

Too much makeup.

Her actual face:
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Jewelry on loan from Piaget, eyebrows on loan from Bozo.
 
2018-03-05 02:15:24 PM  
Somewhat on topic:

Not having watched it yet, is the Alias series worth a viewing?
 
2018-03-05 02:23:38 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Somewhat on topic:

Not having watched it yet, is the Alias series worth a viewing?


Yes.

I enjoyed it first run, and need to watch it again.
 
2018-03-05 02:24:41 PM  
Lena Dunham is coming out with a new series? Called "Camping?"

How awful.
 
2018-03-05 02:32:43 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Not having watched it yet, is the Alias series worth a viewing?


Yeah, up until Ben Affleck knocked up Jennifer Garner IRL and they decided to go with a 'pregnant spy' storyline. It basically went off the rails after that
 
2018-03-05 03:19:38 PM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: Somewhat on topic:

Not having watched it yet, is the Alias series worth a viewing?


Mostly.

If you want to avoid over-binge-watching, when you're ready to stop stop when the opening credits of an episode comes on.  Just about every episode ends with a cliffhanger that is resolved before the opening credits of the next episode.

/Personally I think it gets rather weaker after S3
//But it's still worth watching in its entirety once.
 
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