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(C-SPAN)   It's one short day as Madame Morrible is here to weave a web of bs for her Orange Wizard. Will the press dance through life or will they shut her down for good? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ 1500'ish)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-03-05 09:47:44 AM  
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2018-03-05 10:06:48 AM  
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2018-03-05 10:49:13 AM  
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2018-03-05 10:51:20 AM  
Oh, please. We still have the SA. Can't shut down the media until the SS clean out the SA.

Historic rhythmic actions, and all.
 
2018-03-05 10:54:17 AM  
Gee, $160K a year just to stand there and lie.
Is America a great country or what?
 
2018-03-05 11:06:07 AM  

HedlessChickn: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/32ScTb6_​KHg]


I could have gone through today without remembering that song exists..
 
2018-03-05 11:16:02 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: HedlessChickn: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/32ScTb6_​KHg]

I could have gone through today without remembering that song exists..


Just trying to make the world a better place.
 
2018-03-05 11:37:13 AM  
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2018-03-05 12:41:03 PM  
HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place
 
2018-03-05 12:41:54 PM  
I mean my house costs more than that
 
2018-03-05 12:44:19 PM  

martissimo: Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.


Costs are easy to cut when you refuse to pay for any work.
 
2018-03-05 12:53:32 PM  
I have to give credit to people who can actually watch Sarah the lying assbag give her press briefings without getting an aneurysm. Five minutes of her talking raises my blood pressure.
 
2018-03-05 01:06:05 PM  
On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.
 
2018-03-05 01:20:43 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Wow, I'm glad she's doing all right - that must have been scary!
 
2018-03-05 01:46:12 PM  
Embassy security in the Middle East is exactly the kind of thing you can do on the cheap.  Or hell, just don't have any security.  That's even cheaper.  And you know, he was talking to a Jooish guy, and they appreciate that kind of thing.
 
2018-03-05 02:03:29 PM  

snocone: Gee, $160K a year just to stand there and lie.
Is America a great country or what?


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2018-03-05 02:04:30 PM  
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2018-03-05 02:04:40 PM  
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2018-03-05 02:04:58 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Cheers to gramma.
 
2018-03-05 02:06:56 PM  
Just wanted to point out that Orange Wizard sounds like an Orange Goblin/Electric Wizard mash-up/cover band.
 
2018-03-05 02:07:39 PM  

martissimo: HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place


That, and the very existence of an embassy in Jerusalem is going to attract a lot of young men willing to try for their 72 skanks by blowing up a few Infidel Dogs.
 
2018-03-05 02:10:25 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Cool and congrats
 
2018-03-05 02:12:57 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: I have to give credit to people who can actually watch Sarah the lying assbag give her press briefings without getting an aneurysm. Five minutes of her talking raises my blood pressure.


It raises my blood pressure too but I look at it like Nascar.... Maybe if I watch long enough I will get to see her go out like a track drying truck in front of Juan Pablo Montoya.
 
2018-03-05 02:14:51 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


That is great news!  Hang in there, gramma!
 
2018-03-05 02:16:54 PM  
Not watching the press conference, but I love the WIcked references.
 
2018-03-05 02:17:47 PM  
What I hear when she speaks:
JAWS - Quint scratches the chalkboard
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2018-03-05 02:18:17 PM  
Trump is the Wizard
Huckabee Sanders is dorothy
John Kelly is the Tin Man
Jared is the Cowardly Lion
And featuring Donald Jr. and I'M ERIC, both playing the Scarecrow

/Kellyanne Conway guest stars as the Wicked Witch
 
2018-03-05 02:20:54 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Awesome news-- Go, Granny, go!
 
2018-03-05 02:21:12 PM  

Lee Jackson Beauregard: martissimo: HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place

That, and the very existence of an embassy in Jerusalem is going to attract a lot of young men willing to try for their 72 skanks by blowing up a few Infidel Dogs.


Yeah the security on my 300k'ish house consists of a lock on the back gate and front door (doggy door on the slider in back secured with a stick)

That oughta cut it for an embassy
 
2018-03-05 02:21:14 PM  

martissimo: HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place


Security?
 
2018-03-05 02:21:48 PM  
Nyetanyahoo visit will no doubt provide a nice distraction today.
 
2018-03-05 02:24:02 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


That's awesome news man! Make sure you hug her doubleplusgood next time you see her.
 
2018-03-05 02:24:54 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Good to hear!
 
2018-03-05 02:25:48 PM  

veale728: Trump is the Wizard
Huckabee Sanders is dorothy
John Kelly is the Tin Man
Jared is the Cowardly Lion
And featuring Donald Jr. and I'M ERIC, both playing the Scarecrow

/Kellyanne Conway guest stars as the Wicked Witch


All the "fark your feelings" folks are the flying monkeys?
 
2018-03-05 02:27:40 PM  
My source at the NYT's tells me after every press conference, Sarah goes to local DC bars and sings karaoke.

Also, Sarah Sanders and Puddles the sad clown have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence? You be the judge.
 
2018-03-05 02:29:13 PM  
 
2018-03-05 02:30:50 PM  
20 bucks says she lies about something completely provable or is common knowledge or she deflects and blames the media.
 
2018-03-05 02:31:36 PM  
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2018-03-05 02:34:06 PM  

priapic_abandon2: veale728: Trump is the Wizard
Huckabee Sanders is dorothy
John Kelly is the Tin Man
Jared is the Cowardly Lion
And featuring Donald Jr. and I'M ERIC, both playing the Scarecrow

/Kellyanne Conway guest stars as the Wicked Witch

All the "fark your feelings" folks are the flying monkeys?


And the Republicans in Congress are the castle guards
 
2018-03-05 02:34:19 PM  
Wow. That was a long, long, LONG way to go for a Wicked reference.

Good on you for not feeling obligated to get a Defying Gravity reference in there.
 
2018-03-05 02:34:59 PM  

tinderfitles: Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.

That's awesome news man! Make sure you hug her doubleplusgood next time you see her.


Will do, taking half Wednesday off and we visited her on Saturday for a few hours in the hospital as well.  
Thank all.
 
2018-03-05 02:35:47 PM  

Lord_Baull: martissimo: HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place

Security?


Yea, like at Benghazi!
 
2018-03-05 02:37:25 PM  

martissimo: Lee Jackson Beauregard: martissimo: HAHA, Trump just said he's gonna build an embassy that was going to cost a billion dollars but got it down 250K.

He has no idea what kind of security measures need to be put in there, Israel well know every farking thing that happens in that place

That, and the very existence of an embassy in Jerusalem is going to attract a lot of young men willing to try for their 72 skanks by blowing up a few Infidel Dogs.

Yeah the security on my 300k'ish house consists of a lock on the back gate and front door (doggy door on the slider in back secured with a stick)

That oughta cut it for an embassy


CSB TIME:

In 1990 I was in a bar in the Central African Republic where I met two Australian travelers. One of them claimed to have broken into an embassy in Cameroon and left a steamer on the ambassador's desk. I don't recall which ambassador or embassy he was talking about. OK, so the story was not actually that cool but at least it is sort of on point with respect to embassy security.
 
2018-03-05 02:38:38 PM  

DannyBrandt: My source at the NYT's tells me after every press conference, Sarah goes to local DC bars and sings karaoke.

Also, Sarah Sanders and Puddles the sad clown have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence? You be the judge.


How dare you besmirch the name of Puddles the Clown!?!
 
2018-03-05 02:38:55 PM  

saintstryfe: Wow. That was a long, long, LONG way to go for a Wicked reference.

Good on you for not feeling obligated to get a Defying Gravity reference in there.


I thought about it, but ultimately decided not too. Apparently that was the right call.
 
2018-03-05 02:41:46 PM  
I think I'm brave enough to endure today's presser. Let's see how it goes.
 
2018-03-05 02:42:07 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: On a completely unrelated note, gramma came through after getting a pacemaker and ablation surgery today after her heart stopped for 5 or so seconds on Friday night, so that worry is gone.


Yay!
 
2018-03-05 02:43:43 PM  

neapoi: DannyBrandt: My source at the NYT's tells me after every press conference, Sarah goes to local DC bars and sings karaoke.

Also, Sarah Sanders and Puddles the sad clown have never been seen in the same room together. Coincidence? You be the judge.

How dare you besmirch the name of Puddles the Clown!?!


You can't deny the similarities.
 
2018-03-05 02:43:56 PM  

Aquapope: Embassy security in the Middle East is exactly the kind of thing you can do on the cheap.  Or hell, just don't have any security.  That's even cheaper.  And you know, he was talking to a Jooish guy, and they appreciate that kind of thing.


And the GOP will say nothing, despite investigating Benghazi for a million years.  Have yet to hear any GOP asshat say "Oh yeah, we didcut funding to embassies, didn't we?  Maybe, just maybe, that played a part in the whole Benghazi thing.  Our bad."

Even if we somehow manage to flush the orange turd in the punchbowl, Pence will still move the embassy.  Got to keep poking the hive with that stick or else we might never get our Apocalypse and Second Coming Hoedown.
 
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