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2236 clicks; posted to Geek » on 05 Mar 2018 at 9:05 AM (40 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2018-03-05 08:57:36 AM  
Repent! The end of the wave is here!
2018-03-05 09:09:46 AM  
I assume, as this is Fark, that the linked article has something to do with Anal Sluts #27 and I will not click that.
2018-03-05 09:10:12 AM  
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2018-03-05 09:16:36 AM  
Armageddon!!... the gerbil
Youtube 3_Jt_g10Jug
2018-03-05 09:31:43 AM  
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2018-03-05 09:42:59 AM  

Smoking GNU: [ image 850x588]

...and that's when I declared a war of containment and used the planet cracker on every world they had colonized.
2018-03-05 09:45:01 AM  
Thanks, Guillermo del Toro!
2018-03-05 10:00:09 AM  
Sea Stars.

/They are not Fish.
2018-03-05 10:08:56 AM  
Starfish Armageddon is my favorite Jynx Maze film.
2018-03-05 10:14:44 AM  
Author's recreation:

2018-03-05 10:30:22 AM  

Arkanaut: Thanks, Guillermo del Toro!

Billy the Bull?
2018-03-05 10:38:40 AM  
None are chocolate.
2018-03-05 10:39:08 AM  
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2018-03-05 11:22:14 AM  

invictus2: [ image 257x386]

Came for Starro the Conqueror, was not disappointed.
2018-03-05 12:21:31 PM  
That's going to eventually smell wonderful.
2018-03-05 12:40:48 PM  
That  sand has more brown starfish on it than a nudist colony
2018-03-05 01:51:39 PM  
"Starfish Armageddon" is the name of my porno tape.
2018-03-05 02:30:26 PM  

Nurglitch: "Starfish Armageddon" is the name of my porno tape.

It's the name of my Goatse tribute page.
2018-03-05 03:28:36 PM  
Probably a very poorly thought out invasion
2018-03-05 03:41:04 PM  
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2018-03-06 10:16:07 AM  
2018-03-06 01:53:05 PM  
Chomp chomp chomp

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Starfish got teeth?
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