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(People Magazine)   Days Inn sweetens the pot & offers free Lake Havasu vacation, jet ski ride to all Oscar losers. Because if "Falling Down" taught us one thing it's better in the LAPD than retiring to a working class tourist trap   ( people.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Academy Award, jet ski, Lake Havasu, Hotel, host Jimmy Kimmel, Academy Award for Best Actress, shortest acceptance speech, Bob Hope  
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2018-03-05 09:07:50 AM  
 Days Inn sweetens the pot & offers free Lake Havasu vacation, jet ski ride to all Oscar losers. Because if "Falling Down" taught us one thing it's better in the LAPD than retiring to a working class tourist trap

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2018-03-05 09:18:37 AM  
HEADLINE MAKE HULK BRAIN HURT.  WHY PUNY SUBBY NO USE COMMA?  HULK SMASH SUBBY!!  SMAAAASH!!!
 
2018-03-05 09:19:01 AM  
Holiday Inn Express.
 
2018-03-05 09:51:41 AM  
give those social media managers a raise for the free press on an offer no one will take
 
2018-03-05 12:18:50 PM  

Munden: give those social media managers a raise for the free press on an offer no one will take


It's actually a good scam. Free pub and some dipshiats might head over there hoping to see Christopher Plummer in a thong by the pool.
 
2018-03-05 12:43:34 PM  

Mugato: Munden: give those social media managers a raise for the free press on an offer no one will take

It's actually a good scam. Free pub and some dipshiats might head over there hoping to see Christopher Plummer in a thong by the pool.


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2018-03-05 01:04:47 PM  
Meh, I'll take Lake Tenkiller or Grand Lake O' the Cherokee's over that place. I'll also take Lake of the Ozarks over those other two.
 
2018-03-05 01:14:39 PM  

Sailing Starflower: Days Inn sweetens the pot & offers free Lake Havasu vacation, jet ski ride to all Oscar losers. Because if "Falling Down" taught us one thing it's better in the LAPD than retiring to a working class tourist trap

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I was in the airforce, stationed in Europe for a few years...the afn tv stations would play little trivia tidbit things...they only had a few, so of course you would see the same crap over and over. this photo depicts one of those trivial tidbits.
 
2018-03-05 01:15:06 PM  
There were e. coli blooms in Lake Havasu and the state of Arizona wanted scientific studies done to locate the cause.

At one time you could count on two hands the number of public restrooms and count on one hand the number of people using them.

Okay, hygiene hyperbole but poop was coming out in vast quantities.
 
2018-03-05 01:21:25 PM  

BalugaJoe: Holiday Inn Express.


Just think, if subby had stayed at a Holiday In Express last night, the headline might not be such an aborted clusterfark...
 
2018-03-05 01:22:23 PM  

Jiro Dreams Of McRibs: There were e. coli blooms in Lake Havasu and the state of Arizona wanted scientific studies done to locate the cause.

At one time you could count on two hands the number of public restrooms and count on one hand the number of people using them.

Okay, hygiene hyperbole but poop was coming out in vast quantities.


Yeah, that's truew for literally anywhere on the planet that has ever exists. "At one time..." is actually a pretty generalized statement.
 
2018-03-05 01:24:43 PM  

bungle_jr: Sailing Starflower: Days Inn sweetens the pot & offers free Lake Havasu vacation, jet ski ride to all Oscar losers. Because if "Falling Down" taught us one thing it's better in the LAPD than retiring to a working class tourist trap

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I was in the airforce, stationed in Europe for a few years...the afn tv stations would play little trivia tidbit things...they only had a few, so of course you would see the same crap over and over. this photo depicts one of those trivial tidbits.


Fun fact: That's the London Bridge in that picture. It didn't really fall down, it just got moved to AZ. Not many people know this.

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2018-03-05 01:42:06 PM  
There no deal sweet enough for me to live or vacation at Lake Havasu.  And I live 3 hours away.
 
2018-03-05 03:31:10 PM  
THEY FORGOT THE BRIEFCASE!
 
2018-03-05 03:34:49 PM  
Given Kobe's Oscar win, the hotel extended the offer solely to the losers to ensure the safety of their female employees.
 
2018-03-05 03:46:01 PM  

ToxicAvenger: Given Kobe's Oscar win, the hotel extended the offer solely to the losers to ensure the safety of their female employees.


this makes me think, since EGOT made the news with the first ever DOUBLE EGOT recipient, kobe has a chance now to start a new thing: EGOTE. he has 2 of the 5 covered now...the 2nd "E" would stand for ESPY.
 
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