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(The Wrap)   For some strange reason, none of the actresses at the Oscars wanted to talk to Ryan Seacrest   ( thewrap.com) divider line
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2018-03-05 09:12:40 AM  
Did they talk to Regis?
 
2018-03-05 09:12:58 AM  
Wonder if anyone will talk to him during American Idol
 
2018-03-05 09:22:04 AM  
He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.
 
2018-03-05 09:33:05 AM  
What does he actually "do"? He reminds me of Carson Daley only not as energetic or engaging.

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?


Well that would explain getting snubbed by the dames. It was all about the skirts lecturing us about getting harassed last night.

/"harass" is not two words, people
 
2018-03-05 10:14:59 AM  

Mugato: What does he actually "do"? He reminds me of Carson Daley only not as energetic or engaging.

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

Well that would explain getting snubbed by the dames. It was all about the skirts lecturing us about getting harassed last night.

/"harass" is not two words, people


I think he's like Dick Clark: mostly production, with a couple emcee/hosting gigs.
 
2018-03-05 10:26:26 AM  

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.


That was my first thought when the allegations surfaced.
 
2018-03-05 10:28:20 AM  

FrancoFile: RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.

That was my first thought when the allegations surfaced.


Me, too.
 
2018-03-05 10:29:37 AM  

FrancoFile: RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.

That was my first thought when the allegations surfaced.


Especially when they said it was his hair dresser.  Wtf, a female hairdresser AND Seacrest is supposedly straight.  The whole story sounds fishy.
 
2018-03-05 10:30:20 AM  

RJReves: I always thought he played in the all male league..


Seacrest out.
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2018-03-05 10:33:30 AM  
This is about as realistic as a woman claiming Liberace, Rock Hudson, and Paul Lynde gang raped her
 
2018-03-05 10:42:04 AM  
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2018-03-05 10:43:04 AM  

Fano: This is about as realistic as a woman claiming Liberace, Rock Hudson, and Paul Lynde gang raped her


I could believe they held her down and did her
hair.
 
2018-03-05 10:43:52 AM  
I was under the impression that his allegations were old and found to be false? Are there new ones?
 
2018-03-05 10:45:23 AM  
Ryan Seacrest is the human equivalent of whitebread with a glass of tap water.
 
2018-03-05 10:50:11 AM  

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.


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2018-03-05 10:50:12 AM  

havocmike: I was under the impression that his allegations were old and found to be false? Are there new ones?


No, but the news did just find the old ones. You have to give them time to process and play catchup.
 
2018-03-05 10:52:05 AM  
Yeah. No. I am forced to watch that red carpet drivel and there was no shortage of A-list celebs who were completely willing to chat with Seacrest (and as others have said, Seacrest's OBVIOUS, if closeted sexual preference probably went a LONG way to the E network investigating it and say "yeah, but naw, though)

Although I do have to say if the one lady on the E network in the hideous zebra striped thing (be damned if I learn their names) had been "virtue signalling " any harder with her EVERY FARKING COMMENT they would have had to hand her a pair of Semaphores.   and the Fashion panel was like the SNL parody of itself.:  everybody looked "great" , everybody was 'fierce"  not a single time did one of the panel say "Jesus girlfriend did you get in a knife fight with a hobo over that dress?".  if they are going to be NICE then what's the farking POINT?
 
2018-03-05 10:59:19 AM  

idrow: FrancoFile: RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

I always thought he played in the all male league..

NTTAWWT, unless you force your attention where it's not wanted.

That was my first thought when the allegations surfaced.

Me, too.


No, no, no! it's #metoo, AKA "Pound Me Too", get it right.
 
2018-03-05 11:11:32 AM  
no one seemed to care about kobe and his history, probably wanted autographs
 
2018-03-05 11:12:39 AM  

Mugato: What does he actually "do"? He reminds me of Carson Daley only not as energetic or engaging.

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

Well that would explain getting snubbed by the dames. It was all about the skirts lecturing us about getting harassed last night.

/"harass" is not two words, people


hmmmm....i thought harass meant 'her ass'. /s
 
2018-03-05 11:17:29 AM  
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2018-03-05 11:18:11 AM  
I hope this is his downfall, and they restore AT40 to something more closely resembling the Casey Kasem era instead of E! Entertainment Radio.
 
2018-03-05 11:31:09 AM  
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Seacrest thread requires blind man high-five attempt.
 
2018-03-05 12:03:56 PM  

Mugato: What does he actually "do"? He reminds me of Carson Daley only not as energetic or engaging.

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

Well that would explain getting snubbed by the dames. It was all about the skirts lecturing us about getting harassed last night.


Yeah, and it's starting to get a little tone deaf in parts.  For Best Director, presenter Emma Stone told us the nominees were "four men and Greta Gerwig."  Uh, one of the nominees was Jordan Peele for Get Out, which he also wrote.  It's about a black man and his white girlfriend visiting her parents for the weekend.  Was his story insufficiently diverse because it was directed from a black man's perspective instead of a white woman's?
 
2018-03-05 12:47:14 PM  

Persnickety: Was his story insufficiently diverse because it was directed from a black man's perspective instead of a white woman's?


Hollywood doesn't give a shiat about diversity. If suddenly tomorrow women or some minority could make more money than white men, Steven Spielberg would be directing cat food commercials.
 
2018-03-05 01:24:16 PM  

SBinRR: [img.fark.net image 400x321]

Seacrest thread requires blind man high-five attempt.


Holy shiat.
 
2018-03-05 01:49:34 PM  
Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.
 
2018-03-05 02:17:54 PM  

Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.


TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles
 
2018-03-05 02:19:31 PM  

Mugato: What does he actually "do"? He reminds me of Carson Daley only not as energetic or engaging.

RJReves: He is accused of harassing a woman?

Well that would explain getting snubbed by the dames. It was all about the skirts lecturing us about getting harassed last night.

/"harass" is not two words, people


I'll always remember a tale relayed by someone in the TV biz. He would stop at the craft services table, grab a pastry, and chew it up. Then spit it out into a trash can, saying "All the taste, none of the calories." Creep.
 
2018-03-05 02:23:29 PM  

chaoswolf: SBinRR: [img.fark.net image 400x321]

Seacrest thread requires blind man high-five attempt.

Holy shiat.


To his credit, it's something he does to every contestant probably hundreds of times a day.

I usually only talk to my wife or family on the phone. I always end the call Love You before hanging up. I fight the urge to say it when I am on the phone with Customer Support.
 
2018-03-05 02:54:57 PM  

Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles


If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.
 
2018-03-05 03:06:32 PM  

Wettner: chaoswolf: SBinRR: [img.fark.net image 400x321]

Seacrest thread requires blind man high-five attempt.

Holy shiat.

To his credit, it's something he does to every contestant probably hundreds of times a day.

I usually only talk to my wife or family on the phone. I always end the call Love You before hanging up. I fight the urge to say it when I am on the phone with Customer Support.


You shouldn't fight that urge. The vast majority of them would get a smile/chuckle out of it.
 
2018-03-05 03:07:57 PM  

Unikitty: If he's innocent, he's innocent


No, it's too late, he's already been accused. He's guilty.
 
2018-03-05 04:12:54 PM  

Unikitty: Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles

If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.


Also human sexuality isn't black and white. He could be mostly gay but want the occasional hairdresser.
 
2018-03-05 05:44:15 PM  

Unikitty: Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles

If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.


okay, so as a gay man, why do I -owe- women respect and sympathy, exactly? Simply because they're women? respect is a two way street, and the recipient's sex has exactly zero to do with it...

You want me to treat all women like they're my mother? fine, I can do that, but I don't drink with my mother, I don't joke with my mother, and I sure as hell am not honest about what I really think, politically, religiously, or socially, with my mother...
 
2018-03-05 06:06:08 PM  

SirMadness: Unikitty: Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles

If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.

okay, so as a gay man, why do I -owe- women respect and sympathy, exactly? Simply because they're women? respect is a two way street, and the recipient's sex has exactly zero to do with it...

You want me to treat all women like they're my mother? fine, I can do that, but I don't drink with my mother, I don't joke with my mother, and I sure as hell am not honest about what I really think, politically, religiously, or socially, with my mother...


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2018-03-05 06:48:13 PM  

SirMadness: Unikitty: Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles

If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.

okay, so as a gay man, why do I -owe- women respect and sympathy, exactly? Simply because they're women? respect is a two way street, and the recipient's sex has exactly zero to do with it...

You want me to treat all women like they're my mother? fine, I can do that, but I don't drink with my mother, I don't joke with my mother, and I sure as hell am not honest about what I really think, politically, religiously, or socially, with my mother...


You shouldn't be honest about those things with anyone.
 
2018-03-05 07:28:07 PM  
He made the Kardashians famous.

Shun him out of the industry!
 
2018-03-05 07:43:30 PM  

Unikitty: SirMadness: Unikitty: Persnickety: Unikitty: Hey farktards, just because he smokes pole behind closed doors doesn't mean he isn't a complete dick to women in general or is above making suggestive comments.

Get it together people.

TFA: "A formal investigation from the network said Seacrest was innocent of any wrongdoing. His lawyer also said Hardy sought $15 million in exchange for her silence."

So, hang him I guess, right?
#MeTooUberAlles

If he's innocent, he's innocent. Don't excuse him right off the bat just because you think he's gay and that somehow magically makes him sympathetic and respectful of all women at all times.

okay, so as a gay man, why do I -owe- women respect and sympathy, exactly? Simply because they're women? respect is a two way street, and the recipient's sex has exactly zero to do with it...

You want me to treat all women like they're my mother? fine, I can do that, but I don't drink with my mother, I don't joke with my mother, and I sure as hell am not honest about what I really think, politically, religiously, or socially, with my mother...

You shouldn't be honest about those things with anyone.


as an aspie, I long suspected...it's nice to see it codified.
 
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