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(Mother Nature Network)   99-year-old swimmer breaks a world swim record. Bonus: He never started swimming until he was 80   ( divider line
    More: Cool, 99-year-old Australian swimmer, World War II, Swimming, International Swimming Federation, Australian Swimming Trials, Commonwealth of Nations, Corones, Synchronized swimming  
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2018-03-04 07:43:25 AM  
Unless the record has nothing whatsoever to do with their age, it's kinda cheating.

It's like that woman this year who got into the Olympics by only going to under-attended skiing events until eventually she defaulted into a qualification.

But if you told me some 99 year old is swimming faster than Michael Phelps... now I'm interested.
2018-03-04 09:39:22 AM  
He never started swimming until he was 80

and he hasn't started since
2018-03-04 10:23:33 AM  
All you'd have to do is be lucky enough to not have too much plaque in your arteries, not have too many joints completely destroyed by arthritis, and enough of your brain left not to go off in a random direction, and you too could set an age group record for something at that age. The number of people who are healthy enough to do anything more difficult than get out of bed starts becoming quite small at 100 years of age.
2018-03-04 11:33:44 AM  
That headline gave me a headache.
2018-03-04 12:12:13 PM  
He never started swimming.

Look fella.
2018-03-04 12:47:05 PM  
Never started swimming? I assume the record was for quickest to drown.
2018-03-04 01:01:25 PM  
I never started drinking this morning until about 10 am.
2018-03-04 01:31:17 PM  
Bet you can't tell when he's been in the water too long.
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