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(C|Net)   Turns out that your nose really isn't as large as you thought all along, selfie-loving-narcissists   ( cnet.com) divider line
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2018-03-03 08:16:44 AM  
It's like that for me, but with my penis.
 
2018-03-03 08:24:28 AM  
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"Watch it, big nose!"
 
2018-03-03 09:24:41 AM  
Yes it is. I very rarely take selfies, but I can tell from photos that show me in profile. It isn't wide, but I'm damn sure you could use the pointy bastard as a rudder for a small boat.
 
2018-03-03 09:34:17 AM  

foo monkey: It's like that for me, but with my penis.


so you're saying your peener is a selfie-loving narcissist?
something smells fishy here.
 
2018-03-03 10:36:06 AM  
I think your nose is cute

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2018-03-03 10:43:21 AM  
Just wait until the author discovers that wide angle lenses have been around for longer than cellphone cameras.
 
2018-03-03 11:51:46 AM  
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"Say what, now?"
 
2018-03-03 11:58:21 AM  
My nose has been big for a lot longer than cell phones have been in existence.
 
2018-03-03 11:59:30 AM  
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2018-03-03 01:35:02 PM  
Eh, even in selfies the size of my nose doesn't bother me. Ever since I went from 270lbs to 190lbs I've been surprisingly okay with how my face looks.

/after growing up as a fat kid, no longer hating the way I look in photos is a surprise turn of events I would have never predicted.
 
2018-03-03 02:26:15 PM  
My nose is big enough that no matter where I look it is in my field of vision. That makes vr goggles even more artificial feeling for me.
 
2018-03-03 02:29:02 PM  
I'd be okay if they could invent a camera phone that could capture my hair line. I have fine blond hair and I look like I'm severely balding in every photo taken of me.

/only kinda slightly balding
 
2018-03-03 04:16:54 PM  

FDR Jones: I'd be okay if they could invent a camera phone that could capture my hair line. I have fine blond hair and I look like I'm severely balding in every photo taken of me.

/only kinda slightly balding


Have you considered an elaborate combover?
 
2018-03-03 04:59:21 PM  
The model revealed that a standard selfie, taken about 12 inches (30 centimeters) from the face makes the nasal base look about 30 percent wider and the nasal tip appear 7 percent wider than if the photo had been snapped at the more forgiving pre-selfie portrait distance of 5 feet (15 meters).

A lot of people look better from 15 meters.
 
2018-03-03 07:31:39 PM  

StatelyGreekAutomaton: The model revealed that a standard selfie, taken about 12 inches (30 centimeters) from the face makes the nasal base look about 30 percent wider and the nasal tip appear 7 percent wider than if the photo had been snapped at the more forgiving pre-selfie portrait distance of 5 feet (15 meters).

A lot of people look better from 15 meters.


5 feet is apparently 15 meters now
 
2018-03-03 10:07:34 PM  
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2018-03-04 11:12:23 AM  
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Perfect example just appeared in this thread: Then there's THIS asshole
 
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