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(Daily Mail)   Razzies name Emoji Movie worst movie of 2017. :-(   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-03 08:19:15 AM  
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2018-03-03 08:25:52 AM  
"Baywatch" was an excellent bad movie. Glad to see it got some attention.
 
2018-03-03 09:03:17 AM  
No love for Geostorm?
 
2018-03-03 09:14:40 AM  
Pushes glasses up nose. :-( is an emoticon, not an emoji.
 
2018-03-03 09:25:34 AM  
Is it bad that my first thought was, "That only came out last year?!"
 
2018-03-03 09:25:41 AM  
Shocking.
 
2018-03-03 09:29:42 AM  
Kids movies just mostly suck. When I was a kid in the 80s, going to the movies was an event. I didn't see many in the theater because there just weren't a lot of choices for kids. Now there are at least 2 constantly playing per theater. Most of them are dreck and probably cause brain damage.
 
Slu
2018-03-03 09:33:03 AM  
I just kinda watched the emoji movie with my kids. It was just as terrible as every other kids movie. When people say things like "Cars" were great movies, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.
 
2018-03-03 09:39:04 AM  
Sir Patrick was the best part of that film.
 
2018-03-03 09:39:27 AM  
Do the Razzies have a Pantheon for all time worst movies?
 
2018-03-03 09:44:03 AM  

Slu: I just kinda watched the emoji movie with my kids. It was just as terrible as every other kids movie. When people say things like "Cars" were great movies, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.


It's not just kids' films. That's exactly how I felt the other night when I watched "Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri."

This is up for Best Picture? Really?
 
2018-03-03 09:44:30 AM  
Worst screen combo should have gone to those two mannequins from Valerian. They had about as much chemistry as my Evangelical cousin's home-school curriculum.
 
2018-03-03 10:05:49 AM  

fermat: Pushes glasses up nose. :-( is an emoticon, not an emoji.


I'd tip my fedora but it would cause my AR-15 to slide off my shoulder and I'm in line at Starbucks to yell at them about not having Easter-themed coffee cups.
 
2018-03-03 10:17:49 AM  
I had an afternoon to kill so I smoked a bowl and watched it.  Glad I only paid matinee price but it had a few funny moments.
 
2018-03-03 10:20:45 AM  

fermat: Pushes glasses up nose. :-( is an emoticon, not an emoji.


 
2018-03-03 10:21:46 AM  
It wasn't that bad.  Just kinda ...
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2018-03-03 10:33:12 AM  

Slu: I just kinda watched the emoji movie with my kids. It was just as terrible as every other kids movie. When people say things like "Cars" were great movies, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.


No man, cars is fascinating if you think about it. This is not a world where cars evolved to be the dominant form of life. It's our world, and all the things we built in it are still here. How did cars build roads? How do cars perform fine mechanical work?

Slaves, obviously. The cars, at some point subjugated humanity, and now keep them underground and have a program where they breed them to do things like grow rubber trees, and forge bolts.

Cars is a really dark movie....
 
2018-03-03 10:38:36 AM  

Natalie Portmanteau: Slu: I just kinda watched the emoji movie with my kids. It was just as terrible as every other kids movie. When people say things like "Cars" were great movies, I feel like I'm taking crazy pills.

No man, cars is fascinating if you think about it. This is not a world where cars evolved to be the dominant form of life. It's our world, and all the things we built in it are still here. How did cars build roads? How do cars perform fine mechanical work?

Slaves, obviously. The cars, at some point subjugated humanity, and now keep them underground and have a program where they breed them to do things like grow rubber trees, and forge bolts.

Cars is a really dark movie....


This Disturbing Theory Explains Pixar's Cars

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2018-03-03 10:42:27 AM  
Boss baby was way worse than Emoji Movie.  I didn't mind watching the Emoji Movie.  Boss baby? I've been trying to scrub it from out Netflix mentions.
 
2018-03-03 10:45:05 AM  

JolobinSmokin: Boss baby was way worse than Emoji Movie.  I didn't mind watching the Emoji Movie.  Boss baby? I've been trying to scrub it from out Netflix mentions.


I recently saw Honest Trailers for those two... they both look really bad.
 
2018-03-03 10:57:09 AM  

enry: No love for Geostorm?


The GeoTracker was better
 
2018-03-03 11:19:00 AM  
Saw it on Netflix, it could have been a lot worse. *shrugs*
 
2018-03-03 11:50:05 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Do the Razzies have a Pantheon for all time worst movies?


Not that I know of, but this is a fantastic idea.

For now, there's always this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L​ist_of_​films_considered_the_worst?wprov=sfti1​
 
2018-03-03 12:01:14 PM  
Aside from being bad as a film, the emoji movie set a new low for product placement. They could have replaced the Candy Crush tutorial with a clip of the director exposing his ass while explaining Ace Ventura style why I'm such a stupid farking idiot for watching his movie and I would have been less insulted.
 
2018-03-03 12:04:36 PM  

Fireproof: Crewmannumber6: Do the Razzies have a Pantheon for all time worst movies?

Not that I know of, but this is a fantastic idea.

For now, there's always this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li​st_of_films_considered_the_worst?wprov​=sfti1


Hmm, got to reading that article and also found this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T​he_Offi​cial_Razzie_Movie_Guide:_Enjoying_the_​Best_of_Hollywood's_Worst?wprov=sfti1
 
2018-03-03 12:07:47 PM  
It's an ad.
 
2018-03-03 12:33:44 PM  
Still better than The Last Jedi
 
2018-03-03 01:44:30 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Boss baby was way worse than Emoji Movie.  I didn't mind watching the Emoji Movie.  Boss baby? I've been trying to scrub it from out Netflix mentions.


I get all the Boss Baby I want from watching the news about the White House.
 
2018-03-03 02:03:03 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Boss baby was way worse than Emoji Movie.  I didn't mind watching the Emoji Movie.  Boss baby? I've been trying to scrub it from out Netflix mentions.


Boss Baby is one of only two movies that I've walked out on.
 
2018-03-03 02:31:25 PM  

Fireproof: Crewmannumber6: Do the Razzies have a Pantheon for all time worst movies?

Not that I know of, but this is a fantastic idea.

For now, there's always this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li​st_of_films_considered_the_worst?wprov​=sfti1


LOL. Who's the Farker who put wrote this article?

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2018-03-03 03:34:06 PM  
Should have gone to Ghost Story. Seriously, i love weird movies that forsake story and action for art. Give me a  rambling boring and often incoherent movie and I'm a fairly happy and entertained guy.
But I couldn't handle that flick past the damned pie scene.

Pie eating scene - A Ghost Story movie clip -Casey Affleck , Rooney Mara
Youtube takph4VxJ1o
 
2018-03-03 05:13:43 PM  

wildcardjack: It's an ad.


For what?  The Unicode Consortium?

Side-note: I just learned that Sony Pictures Animation is an associate member of the Unicode Consortium.
 
2018-03-03 05:38:45 PM  

anfrind: wildcardjack: It's an ad.

For what?  The Unicode Consortium?

Side-note: I just learned that Sony Pictures Animation is an associate member of the Unicode Consortium.


I assumed he meant the emoji movie is an ad. Because it is.
 
2018-03-03 06:04:38 PM  

anfrind: wildcardjack: It's an ad.

For what?  The Unicode Consortium?

Side-note: I just learned that Sony Pictures Animation is an associate member of the Unicode Consortium.


Film Theory: Is The Emoji Movie ILLEGAL? (feat. Jacksfilms)
Youtube hkA2a4_tNOs
 
2018-03-03 11:34:56 PM  
The Emoji Movie Review || 😡📽💀😭💩😫😖😡👎 ?
Youtube wsQ_Xj1cv1E
 
2018-03-04 12:42:53 AM  

wildcardjack: anfrind: wildcardjack: It's an ad.

For what?  The Unicode Consortium?

Side-note: I just learned that Sony Pictures Animation is an associate member of the Unicode Consortium.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/hkA2a4_t​NOs]


Every time I learn something new about that movie, my opinion of it sinks even lower.
 
2018-03-04 02:19:08 AM  

anfrind: wildcardjack: anfrind: wildcardjack: It's an ad.

For what?  The Unicode Consortium?

Side-note: I just learned that Sony Pictures Animation is an associate member of the Unicode Consortium.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/hkA2a4_t​NOs]

Every time I learn something new about that movie, my opinion of it sinks even lower.


Wait until you see the Next one about the Wreikut Ralph.
 
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