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(Edmonton Journal)   Fark ready headline: Flat earthers from around the globe coming to Edmonton for international conference   ( edmontonjournal.com) divider line
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2018-03-02 04:20:31 PM  
if the Erf is flat, they cannot come from "around the globe"
They have to come from the edges.
 
2018-03-02 04:22:50 PM  
You mean "from all around the disc".
 
2018-03-02 04:31:46 PM  
If the Earth is round, why come there's still monkeys?

Chexmix, globists!
 
2018-03-02 04:34:18 PM  
or the far flung edges
or from all corners.
 
2018-03-02 04:45:45 PM  

blender61: if the Erf is flat, they cannot come from "around the globe"
They have to come from the edges.


Well spotted!

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2018-03-02 05:02:44 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: blender61: if the Erf is flat, they cannot come from "around the globe"
They have to come from the edges.

Well spotted!

thatsthejoke.gif


What is on the underside?
Is the underside where the Dragons be?
When I dig a hole why don't I see stars at the bottom?
How do I dig a hole to China?

Need to know soonish.

to put a slight twist on it,
what does a topographical map of a flat Erf look like?
 
2018-03-02 05:05:46 PM  
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2018-03-02 05:53:20 PM  
Edmonton? They should have gone to Saskatchewan.
CORNER GAS Comedy Clip 1 - How flat is Saskatchewan?
Youtube X9xI5lOQCSY
 
2018-03-02 06:46:34 PM  

nekom: If the Earth is round, why come there's still monkeys?

Chexmix, globists!


But if it's flat, how come cats haven't pushed everything off it by now?
Hah!
Thrust! Parry! Riposte!
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2018-03-02 06:57:12 PM  
A wonderful YouTube playlist from Cool Hard Logic:

Testing Flattards

NSFW language. Totally worth it.
 
2018-03-02 06:57:50 PM  
Early bird tickets for the event are going at $149 per person or $129 each when booking a group of four. VIP tickets, which include front-row seating and special speakers' dinners, are going for $299.
Tickets are non-refundable.


At a mall? I guess they can rent the empty Sears store. But I picture a couple of card tables with poster displays, and two rows of folding chairs. The "special speakers" are the guys standing around imploring passers-by to take their brochures about the evil spherical supremacists and whatnot.
 
2018-03-02 07:03:49 PM  
They should pool their resources and go to the south pole.
 
2018-03-02 07:05:48 PM  
Klanberta is a province of hicks that considers creationism, phrenology and dowsing "sciences". The flat-Earthers should fit right in.
 
2018-03-02 07:14:12 PM  
That's pretty funny. Cognitive dissonance?
 
2018-03-02 07:14:41 PM  

Russ1642: They should pool their resources and go to the south pole.


No, see, there's a whole fleet of UN boats patrolling the edge-wall of the earth, preventing any interested ships from getting a look.

The obvious problems of this are discussed in the first episode of the video playlist above.
 
2018-03-02 07:16:43 PM  
So i guess idiots charging other idiots money for the joys of an echo chamber.
 
2018-03-02 07:16:51 PM  

Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Klanberta is a province of hicks that considers creationism, phrenology and dowsing "sciences". The flat-Earthers should fit right in.


Before getting some work done on my house I had to get my underground utilities flagged. The woman that came to do it used the proper equipment for the gas and power lines, then she goes to her truck and pulled out dowsing rods to 'locate' the sewer line. I shiat you not.
 
2018-03-02 07:35:16 PM  
Okay.

You want to prove that the Earth is flat? Use a telescope to take a picture of the Eiffel Tower from the observation deck of the Empire State Building.
 
2018-03-02 07:38:06 PM  

RoyFokker'sGhost: You want to prove that the Earth is flat? Use a telescope to take a picture of the Eiffel Tower from the observation deck of the Empire State Building.


Air pollution, bro. Clean up the atmospheric haze and I could be peeping in Juliette Binoche's windows from here.

/and by "atmospheric haze," I mean "chemtrails."
 
2018-03-02 07:38:30 PM  
Do. Not. Engage. The. Idiots.

Normally, I'd say that mental illness should be treated, not mocked or ignored. Not here.
 
2018-03-02 08:00:29 PM  
I had an amazing conversation with a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer sovereign citizen.  And by conversation, I mean listening to him rant.
 
2018-03-02 08:25:21 PM  

Skyking Skyking Do Not Answer: I had an amazing conversation with a flat-earther, anti-vaxxer sovereign citizen.  And by conversation, I mean listening to him rant.


Could have been worst, it could have been a vegan.
 
2018-03-02 08:26:37 PM  
If the earth isn't flat, then how come levels work? And why does everything fall DOWN? Wouldn't australians fall off the earth if it was round?

CHECK MATE SCITARDS!!11!
 
2018-03-02 08:26:50 PM  

Uzzah: RoyFokker'sGhost: You want to prove that the Earth is flat? Use a telescope to take a picture of the Eiffel Tower from the observation deck of the Empire State Building.

Air pollution, bro. Clean up the atmospheric haze and I could be peeping in Juliette Binoche's windows from here.

/and by "atmospheric haze," I mean "chemtrails."


I thought it was because the spotlight sun can't illuminate both Edmonton and Paris at the same time?
 
2018-03-02 08:43:16 PM  

blender61: if the Erf is flat, they cannot come from "around the globe"
They have to come from the edges.


thatsthejoke.jpg
 
2018-03-02 09:16:51 PM  
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2018-03-02 09:42:46 PM  

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2018-03-02 10:02:45 PM  

Russ1642: Gaylord Q. Tinkledink: Klanberta is a province of hicks that considers creationism, phrenology and dowsing "sciences". The flat-Earthers should fit right in.

Before getting some work done on my house I had to get my underground utilities flagged. The woman that came to do it used the proper equipment for the gas and power lines, then she goes to her truck and pulled out dowsing rods to 'locate' the sewer line. I shiat you not.


I hope you told her to get the fark off your property.
 
2018-03-02 10:13:33 PM  

seelorq: At a mall? I guess they can rent the empty Sears store. But I picture a couple of card tables with poster displays, and two rows of folding chairs. The "special speakers" are the guys standing around imploring passers-by to take their brochures about the evil spherical supremacists and whatnot.


It's a larger version of the Mall of America and it includes a hotel with conference rooms, but I like your scenario better.
 
2018-03-02 10:43:32 PM  

Ivo Shandor: Mad_Radhu: [img.fark.net image 425x258]

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lol.

Made me think of Dark City.

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2018-03-02 10:46:45 PM  
You Farkers doubt the strength of our Flat Earth Society membership?

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2018-03-02 10:50:41 PM  
I thought we settled this last eclipse.

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2018-03-03 12:43:49 AM  
She's flat like your head.

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2018-03-03 07:19:26 AM  
The best part is that: Because all contrary evidence can be faked, ALL contrary evidence must be part of 'The Conspiracy'.

NONE of their 'evidence' can be faked. 'Woke' people have nothing to hide.
 
2018-03-03 08:12:44 AM  
Paula Simon reporting?

Paul Simon - Still Crazy After All These Years
Youtube 46bkXgxb66E

/Shaun Butts? Is he related to Seymour?
 
2018-03-03 09:52:58 AM  

Russ1642: They should pool their resources and go to the south pole.


The government will kill you if you try to go to Antarctica.

/That is what the farking morons really believe blabbing Antarctic Treaty" when it clear they never read it.
 
2018-03-03 09:57:13 AM  

Uzzah: RoyFokker'sGhost: You want to prove that the Earth is flat? Use a telescope to take a picture of the Eiffel Tower from the observation deck of the Empire State Building.

Air pollution, bro. Clean up the atmospheric haze and I could be peeping in Juliette Binoche's windows from here.

/and by "atmospheric haze," I mean "chemtrails."


They also say "perspective" usually followed by "do your research" when asked questions like that.

/"Research" for a FEer is usually watching FE videos and never involves learning any actual physics, math, optics, astronomy, geography, etc.
 
2018-03-03 10:20:42 AM  
Quite a collection of Flat Earth 'Facts'
https://imgur.com/gallery/H4oeR
 
2018-03-03 01:32:08 PM  

WaitForIt: Quite a collection of Flat Earth 'Facts'
https://imgur.com/gallery/H4oeR


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