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(The Register)   Every home needs a "Horse birth alert" system   ( theregister.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-02 12:19:31 PM  
Every Stately Home needs one of those.

If you have five acres of house and children with horses, you never know when a horse will give birth in the Queen Elizabeth I bedroom.

I admit, it is a very small market, but I imagine the product can be adapted to any horses and any size house, possibly even farms.
 
2018-03-02 12:23:33 PM  
Horse Birth Alert System is the name of my heavy metal bluegrass band. ... Check us out.
 
2018-03-02 12:42:40 PM  
Huh. Didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker was pregnant.
 
2018-03-02 12:44:42 PM  
We used to keep a vigil in the barn when our mares were close. They always thought that 3am was the perfect time to get going.
 
2018-03-02 12:46:06 PM  

baronbloodbath: Huh. Didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker was pregnant.


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2018-03-02 12:47:44 PM  

baronbloodbath: Huh. Didn't know Sarah Jessica Parker was pregnant.


boo. bring back the frog
 
2018-03-02 01:17:46 PM  
I try to stay ahead of the game with a Sire Alarm.*

*It lets me know when my horse ejaculates, that way I have the entire gestation period to get my act together.
 
2018-03-02 01:18:03 PM  
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2018-03-02 01:35:21 PM  
I've got the smoke detectors, carbon monoxide detector, never thought about the horse birth detector system.

/ Christ, the attic is probably crawling with horses by now
 
2018-03-02 02:15:34 PM  
It's always good to have an alert when there's more meat available for the BBQ.
 
2018-03-02 02:52:14 PM  
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and fark the https you rode in on, too.
 
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