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(Daily Mail)   Mama June Monroe stars in The Seven Year Ick   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-02 03:44:11 AM  
Future projects:
Some Like It Fat
Pus Stop
How to Eat a Millionaire
Something's Got to Give (And That Something's Her Waist Seam)
and the story of her wardrobe, "The Misfits"

/Great headline, Subby
 
2018-03-02 04:14:22 AM  
I would recommend killing it.  How?  Fire comes to mind...
 
2018-03-02 07:08:36 AM  
She's lost weight, but her face still looks like it was rebuilt by aliens who didn't know what a working human looks like.
 
2018-03-02 07:15:50 AM  
Who?
 
2018-03-02 07:46:22 AM  

TommyDeuce: She's lost weight, but her face still looks like it was rebuilt by aliens who didn't know what a working human looks like.


Pretty much this.
 
2018-03-02 08:05:31 AM  
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2018-03-02 08:05:53 AM  

baka-san: TommyDeuce: She's lost weight, but her face still looks like it was rebuilt by aliens who didn't know what a working human looks like.

Pretty much this.


As we Brits say, a "face like a bag of spanners [wrenches]", or a "face like a melted welly [wellington boot, made of rubber]".
 
2018-03-02 08:09:48 AM  
Did she let someone have sex with one of her daughters in exchange for the photo shoot?
 
2018-03-02 08:25:31 AM  
I get it. You see an off beat article, you submit it to Fark and when it goes green you get a small trickle of dopamine that makes you feel good for a second or two. BUT, exposing us to those pictures is beyond the pale subby.
 
2018-03-02 08:34:50 AM  
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2018-03-02 08:37:00 AM  
Exhibit A in "losing a shiat-to of weight doesn't mean you automatically become attractive"
 
2018-03-02 08:46:02 AM  
Welp, that's enough internet for today.
 
2018-03-02 08:47:47 AM  
Still, 300 pounds. That's pretty damn impressive.
 
2018-03-02 08:57:14 AM  

phenn: Still, 300 pounds. That's pretty damn impressive.


It's impressive that she had 300 pounds to lose. Good for her, either way.
 
2018-03-02 09:15:54 AM  
1) Gross
2) Did someone make her a bad set of dentures?  Or are those her natural teeth?
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2018-03-02 09:16:48 AM  
Crappy birthday Mr. President
 
2018-03-02 09:18:52 AM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: 1) Gross
2) Did someone make her a bad set of dentures?  Or are those her natural teeth?
3) [img.fark.net image 200x113]


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2018-03-02 09:30:22 AM  
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There's no fan there. Those are farts billowing the dress out.
 
2018-03-02 09:38:01 AM  
Good for her but she could still stand to lose about eight pound of gum.


/sewer pipe's a nice touch
 
2018-03-02 10:23:25 AM  
Joltin' Joe,  swing away.
 
2018-03-02 10:24:48 AM  
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2018-03-02 10:36:12 AM  
Well I was going to make some oatmeal but I don't feel like eating now.
 
2018-03-02 11:25:04 AM  
I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.
 
2018-03-02 11:37:58 AM  

Bluemoons: I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.


It was low tide on the Jersey Shore on a hot summer's night. The scent of baking bread was deceptively slight, but utterly undeniable. That's when I first met the ham beast.
 
2018-03-02 11:40:52 AM  

Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.

It was low tide on the Jersey Shore on a hot summer's night. The scent of baking bread was deceptively slight, but utterly undeniable. That's when I first met the ham beast.


Ok. Yours was better. :)
 
2018-03-02 11:45:13 AM  

Bluemoons: Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.

It was low tide on the Jersey Shore on a hot summer's night. The scent of baking bread was deceptively slight, but utterly undeniable. That's when I first met the ham beast.

Ok. Yours was better. :)


Your description was very clever. I had to run with it.
 
2018-03-02 12:36:06 PM  
Wow, you guys are assholes.
 
2018-03-02 12:49:14 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Wow, you guys are assholes.


I actually like Mama June. She can recreate this fantasy or whatever she's doing, but she shouldn't necessarily share it with us. ... But, since she shares a lot, I feel torn about how much I can hold back. I think she's worth a chuckle, yet I have no ill will against her. She doesn't know me and she definitely doesn't care.
 
2018-03-02 01:20:51 PM  

Whiskey Dickens: Wow, you guys are assholes.


She is a despicable person that whored out one of her daughters to child pageantry and another to her equally despicable live in boyfriend. No qualms here.
 
2018-03-02 01:24:33 PM  

Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.

It was low tide on the Jersey Shore on a hot summer's night. The scent of baking bread was deceptively slight, but utterly undeniable. That's when I first met the ham beast.

Ok. Yours was better. :)

Your description was very clever. I had to run with it.


Thank you. I've been trying out more snark lately, as most of my genuine thoughts tend to be ignored or blasted by farkers not interested in an actual level and intelligent conversation. Never understood the appeal of hiding behind a screen and being an absolute  douche, just for the sake of being an absolute douche.
 
2018-03-02 01:36:36 PM  
Oh what the fresh he--

*reads article*

Eh, not nearly as bad as I was imagining it.
 
2018-03-02 03:07:37 PM  
Who farted?
 
2018-03-02 03:26:05 PM  

Farking Clown Shoes: Future projects:
Some Like It Fat
Pus Stop
How to Eat a Millionaire
Something's Got to Give (And That Something's Her Waist Seam)
and the story of her wardrobe, "The Misfits"

/Great headline, Subby


Some Like It...(HORK)
 
2018-03-02 03:47:26 PM  
I am SO going as Sexy Mama June for Halloween this year. GIGGITY!
 
2018-03-02 04:30:15 PM  
she can do or not do whatever she wants with herselves, but letting her little girl get that fat is child abuse.  i'm not sure why she hasn't been given to an intelligent, caring couple yet.
yes I am.  and shiat like this is why I drink.
 
2018-03-02 05:58:19 PM  

Bluemoons: Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: Grumpy Cat: Bluemoons: I can only imagine the smell that filled the room was something akin to low tide at jersey shore on a hot summer day, with a hint of baking bread.

It was low tide on the Jersey Shore on a hot summer's night. The scent of baking bread was deceptively slight, but utterly undeniable. That's when I first met the ham beast.

Ok. Yours was better. :)

Your description was very clever. I had to run with it.

Thank you. I've been trying out more snark lately, as most of my genuine thoughts tend to be ignored or blasted by farkers not interested in an actual level and intelligent conversation. Never understood the appeal of hiding behind a screen and being an absolute  douche, just for the sake of being an absolute douche.


THIS.  Been on fark since 04 and it has gotten worse. We all have our moments but a lot of it is just constant.
 
2018-03-02 06:22:35 PM  

Cheron: I get it. You see an beat-off article, you submit it to Fark and when it goes green you get a small trickle of ...


Fixed it for you...
 
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