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2018-03-02 12:06:24 AM  
Naughty Pine
 
2018-03-02 12:45:46 AM  
#1. The Larch
 
2018-03-02 01:20:00 AM  
It's a fantastic idea. So of course it's illegal. For now anyway.

Anyway, I would be a birch tree. Come and strip my bark.
 
2018-03-02 01:51:03 AM  

Kevin72: It's a fantastic idea. So of course it's illegal. For now anyway.

Anyway, I would be a birch tree. Come and strip my bark.


Someone's got a case of resting birch face.
 
2018-03-02 04:11:17 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: #1. The Larch


The mighty Scots Pine!

We'd sing, sing sing.....

Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night night and I work all day
I cut down trees, I find old bones
I go to the lavva-tree
On wednesdays I go shopping
And have buttered scones for tea

chorus, repeat

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night night and I work all day
I cut down trees, dig up your ma
Play music on her bones
I wish I'd been a necro
Then I'd feel right at home

chorus repeat, (fade out in disgust)
 
2018-03-02 04:53:16 AM  
Sugar maple. At least the ladies might enjoy my syrup in death.
 
2018-03-02 05:45:52 AM  
I want something with low branches. Children will climb on me and maybe even make a tree fort. Then when the are lulled into a sense of security I'll show them why they should have stayed off my lawn
 
2018-03-02 06:19:31 AM  
A Linden Tree

Mitchell & Webb - Linden Trees Smell Of Cum
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2018-03-02 06:26:07 AM  
A duck
 
2018-03-02 06:32:07 AM  

Cheron: I want something with low branches. Children will climb on me and maybe even make a tree fort. Then when the are lulled into a sense of security I'll show them why they should have stayed off my lawn


Whomping willow, eh?
 
2018-03-02 07:11:12 AM  
a toby tree
 
2018-03-02 07:41:48 AM  
A sexy tree.

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2018-03-02 08:31:04 AM  
I really like this idea.  Can it be stipulated that when I reach maturity I will be cut down and turned into something artistic.  Like a finely crafted bookshelf or something?
 
2018-03-02 08:41:24 AM  
Weirwood
 
2018-03-02 08:58:00 AM  
I would like to be a red oak. My acorns would feed the forest or wandering bacon. My wood is pretty for things that need to be pretty and it smells nice for BBQ briskets.
 
2018-03-02 10:12:39 AM  
A banyon tree, so people can go in and out of me.

Wait, wut?!!
 
2018-03-02 11:46:47 AM  
What's porm?
 
2018-03-02 01:14:51 PM  

doglover: a toby tree


Kunta
 
2018-03-02 06:38:06 PM  
Earth Porn?
I'd be a flower...
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2018-03-02 09:10:04 PM  
"what kind of tree would you be?"

Nobody doing spelling anymore?  It's y-e-w.
 
2018-03-02 09:13:44 PM  
Don Cheadle is Captain Planet
Youtube TwJaELXadKo
 
2018-03-03 10:22:46 AM  
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