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(Cinema Blend)   Plan on going diving this summer in Minnesota? There's someone at the bottom of the lake waiting for you   ( cinemablend.com) divider line
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2018-03-02 12:16:25 AM  
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2018-03-02 02:26:01 AM  
Is it Prince?

I bet it's Prince
 
2018-03-02 02:55:25 AM  
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2018-03-02 06:37:38 AM  

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You win. You totally win!
 
2018-03-02 07:37:03 AM  
Until a lady with telekinetic powers can bring it to the surface in a failed attempt to resurrect her drowned father.
 
2018-03-02 07:46:57 AM  
I would... dive 4... U... Darlin', if you want me to.
 
2018-03-02 07:55:25 AM  

Wookie Milson: I would... dive 4... U... Darlin', if you want me to.


Booooo-urns.
 
2018-03-02 08:18:14 AM  
Is it a frog on the bump on the branch on the log in the hole in the bottom of the lake?
 
2018-03-02 08:31:12 AM  
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2018-03-02 08:34:27 AM  
First you gotta find the right lake, and they are countable in MN, then you have to find the damn thing 250 down. I hold a dim view that anyone besides the artist will ever see this pile of garbage again
 
2018-03-02 10:02:42 AM  
I picked up a medical skeleton that i'm going to bury under my new deck this summer

\play the long game...
 
2018-03-02 11:59:25 AM  

rockymountainrider: I picked up a medical skeleton that i'm going to bury under my new deck this summer

\play the long game...


That is pure genius!
 
2018-03-02 01:09:21 PM  

Bluemoons: rockymountainrider: I picked up a medical skeleton that i'm going to bury under my new deck this summer

\play the long game...

That is pure genius!


When my friend's brother was having a house built my friend went to the construction site. He spoke with the guy putting down the carpet and told him he was going to prank his brother. My friend drew the Satanic pentagram on the plywood under floor of the future family room so that some day years later his brother would go to replace the carpet and find satanic symbols.
 
2018-03-02 01:16:55 PM  

Slypork: Bluemoons: rockymountainrider: I picked up a medical skeleton that i'm going to bury under my new deck this summer

\play the long game...

That is pure genius!

When my friend's brother was having a house built my friend went to the construction site. He spoke with the guy putting down the carpet and told him he was going to prank his brother. My friend drew the Satanic pentagram on the plywood under floor of the future family room so that some day years later his brother would go to replace the carpet and find satanic symbols.


Ha ha. Oh man, I need to party with you guys. Btw rockymountainrider, i am totally stealing that idea, as we are putting our house on the market in a few months. Maybe one or the both of us will end up on a future episode of forensic files.
 
2018-03-02 02:43:48 PM  

Bluemoons: Slypork: Bluemoons: rockymountainrider: I picked up a medical skeleton that i'm going to bury under my new deck this summer

\play the long game...

That is pure genius!

When my friend's brother was having a house built my friend went to the construction site. He spoke with the guy putting down the carpet and told him he was going to prank his brother. My friend drew the Satanic pentagram on the plywood under floor of the future family room so that some day years later his brother would go to replace the carpet and find satanic symbols.

Ha ha. Oh man, I need to party with you guys. Btw rockymountainrider, i am totally stealing that idea, as we are putting our house on the market in a few months. Maybe one or the both of us will end up on a future episode of forensic files.


Be happy to join you on that ep!

Any reno I've done in our houses includes something dark.  Usually it's "chalk" outlines on the concrete floor in the basement, or brown paint splattered around to look like blood.  I liked the idea of the satanic circle though so maybe i'll do that upstairs when we redo the bedrooms this year.
 
2018-03-02 09:53:23 PM  
Crystal Lake is canonically in New Jersey, what the fark
 
2018-03-02 10:42:03 PM  

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Sometimes people would break their necks and die in Lake Minnetonka at Big Island. It took them a while to find them sometimes so swimming there was a little creepy. Before the first two beers that is.....
 
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