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2018-03-01 04:34:48 PM  
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2018-03-01 04:57:57 PM  
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2018-03-01 05:28:22 PM  
That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.
 
2018-03-01 05:57:53 PM  

dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.


Don't care. Avengers.
 
2018-03-01 05:58:58 PM  
I don't care because I'm an adult.
 
2018-03-01 06:00:14 PM  

Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.


Username says the exact opposite.
 
2018-03-01 06:06:07 PM  
They didn't want to compete with Star Wars Day? Why? Is there something planned?

Whatever, Avengers early.
 
2018-03-01 06:07:25 PM  

dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.


Nothing gets by you, eh?
 
2018-03-01 06:11:52 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.

Username says the exact opposite.


Account created 10 years ago.  I too regret my username choice.

/But what does Ant-Man think about the move?
 
2018-03-01 06:15:42 PM  

Herr Morgenstern: They didn't want to compete with Star Wars Day? Why? Is there something planned?

Whatever, Avengers early.


They don't want to compete with... themselves?
 
2018-03-01 06:25:10 PM  

fusillade762: Herr Morgenstern: They didn't want to compete with Star Wars Day? Why? Is there something planned?

Whatever, Avengers early.

They don't want to compete with... themselves?


Actually, yes. There's going to be a lot of overlap between those crowds, and some percentage will choose one or the other if they're playing at the same time either by necessity, choice, or laziness. The last thing you want is one of your giant moneymakers suppressing sales of the other. It's just poor strategy.

And yeah, this was obviously not unplanned.......... and who cares? It was cute, and it's good news. Just enjoy it.
 
2018-03-01 06:25:43 PM  
Odd story, but I won't complain.  We'll get Thanos a week sooner.
 
2018-03-01 06:26:53 PM  

dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.


So? It's clever and cute.
 
2018-03-01 06:28:01 PM  
I believe the 27th was the release date for most of the world, so all they did was bump up the stateside release to match it.
 
2018-03-01 06:28:25 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.

Username says the exact opposite.


Maybe it's a family name.
 
2018-03-01 06:31:22 PM  
I want to see this movie ASAP, but now I get to laugh at my gf's brother who took the day off work to see this on "opening day" in May.
 
2018-03-01 06:34:59 PM  

cousin-merle: I want to see this movie ASAP, but now I get to laugh at my gf's brother who took the day off work to see this on "opening day" in May.


Yeah, what an idiot!!! That poor sucker has a day off work!
 
2018-03-01 06:50:13 PM  

Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult. pretend to be far cooler than everyone else, and I'm going to tell you all about it by coming into a message board to tell you all how little I care about whatever it is the story is about. Also, while I'm sharing, did you know that I'm a Vegan? Yeah, I also Cross Fit, don't ya know? Yeah, I'm pretty cool and all, just wanted to drop by and let everyone know that they are all losers and nowhere near as cool as I am


FTFY
 
2018-03-01 06:50:39 PM  
All I know is this will now not interfere with the Derby Day party we are going to on May 5th. Makes my life easier that weekend.
 
2018-03-01 06:51:19 PM  

cousin-merle: I want to see this movie ASAP, but now I get to laugh at my gf's brother who took the day off work to see this on "opening day" in May.


Because he TOTALLY can't take that back this close to May, right? I mean, I NEVER see a boss, or talk to anyone in HR in a short 2 month period...
 
2018-03-01 06:52:19 PM  
DC: We have no idea what we're doing. 
Marvel: Soooo, here's Black Panther!
Marvel: And here's Jessica Jones! (March 8)
Marvel: AND THEN HERE'S INFINITY WAR (April 27)
Marvel: HOLY GOD AND THEN ANT MAN AND THE WASP (July 6th)

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2018-03-01 06:55:35 PM  
I'm sure it was a very spontaneous and fun decision, and certainly not a marketing/advertising decision planned out months ahead of time.
 
2018-03-01 06:57:20 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.

Username says the exact opposite.


That was pretty much the joke
 
2018-03-01 07:05:43 PM  
Who cares, if you wanna see an actual good movie, just rewatch Justice League.
 
2018-03-01 07:11:59 PM  
just motherfarking because!


AVENGERS INFINITY WAR Super Bowl Trailer (2018)
Youtube mmZqOKVvWrY
 
2018-03-01 07:12:43 PM  

Starkaryen: Who cares, if you wanna see an actual good movie, just rewatch Justice League.


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2018-03-01 07:31:58 PM  
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
 
2018-03-01 07:34:30 PM  

corgimommy: All I know is this will now not interfere with the Derby Day party we are going to on May 5th. Makes my life easier that weekend.


And we see the real reason perhaps: too many people will be indulging in Drinko de Mayo to go to a movie?
 
2018-03-01 07:35:29 PM  
I'll be seeing this at a Sunday morning matinee as soon as I can.  It's my favorite time to see a movie because there's never a crowd at the theater I like.
 
2018-03-01 07:36:12 PM  
My body is ready
 
2018-03-01 07:45:28 PM  

Claude the Dog: scottydoesntknow: Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.

Username says the exact opposite.

Maybe it's a family name.


Ah yes; the Southhampton Butknuckles. Made their fortune turning scrap iron from Vanderbilt's railroads into plugs of varying thickness and depth, as I recall.
 
2018-03-01 07:51:28 PM  
Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?
 
2018-03-01 07:54:15 PM  

mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?


The MCU movies haven't really let on just how powerful Vision is.  When I saw promotional photos for Civil War I thought "um, the non-Vision team doesn't stand a chance"
 
2018-03-01 07:55:34 PM  

mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?


Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?
 
2018-03-01 07:58:22 PM  

TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?


Damnit Loki
 
2018-03-01 07:58:22 PM  

TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?


You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.
 
2018-03-01 08:00:27 PM  

mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?

You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.


Well judging from the trailer Corvus Glave and Proxima Midnight are touching him just fine.
 
2018-03-01 08:05:49 PM  

TheMarchHare: mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?

You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.

Well judging from the trailer Corvus Glave and Proxima Midnight are touching him just fine.


Fark is not your personal erotica site.
 
2018-03-01 08:27:10 PM  

TheMarchHare: mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?

You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.

Well judging from the trailer Corvus Glave and Proxima Midnight are touching him just fine.


He should just be able to phase and then he can't be touched.
 
2018-03-01 08:31:56 PM  

mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?

You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.

Well judging from the trailer Corvus Glave and Proxima Midnight are touching him just fine.

He should just be able to phase and then he can't be touched.


Well he wasn't.

Thanos' goons were all up in his face takin' his jorbs gem.
 
2018-03-01 08:50:20 PM  
It makes news about the Avengers when focus might have been pulled by T'challa.

Marvel fanboy through and through here. I wasn't impressed with Age of Ultron. I actually gell asleep in the middle, which seems strange with all the volume. I am hoping for far better this time around,  but movies made to set up the sequel can be frustrating.

/yeah, I want Cap to punch a high powered blowhard executive with crazy ass hair because I'm small minded, but the heart wants...
 
2018-03-01 08:55:28 PM  

FriarReb98: dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.

Don't care. Avengers.


THIS.
 
2018-03-01 08:57:11 PM  

browneye: FriarReb98: dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.

Don't care. Avengers.

THIS.


Avengers.  Don't care.

//AoU was terrible.
///CA3 was better, but still too much Bayesque shakey-cam
 
2018-03-01 09:13:38 PM  

dv-ous: That doesn't seem scripted/planned at all. Nossir.


DecemberNitro: I'm sure it was a very spontaneous and fun decision, and certainly not a marketing/advertising decision planned out months ahead of time.


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2018-03-01 09:39:18 PM  

Starkaryen: Who cares, if you wanna see an actual good movie, just rewatch Justice League

Gigli.
FTFY
 
2018-03-01 09:53:30 PM  

mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: TheMarchHare: mjbok: Between Vision and Dr. Strange how is anything a threat anymore?

Because the guy coming has three infinity gems to their two? Three is still great than two right?

You can't even touch Vision if he doesn't let you.

Well judging from the trailer Corvus Glave and Proxima Midnight are touching him just fine.

He should just be able to phase and then he can't be touched.


Holy cow well you better get right on the hellophone and call Marvel because according to the trailer it looks like they done goofed that part right up.

Boy howdy.
 
2018-03-01 09:55:31 PM  
ALL my money. Take it.

Impossible to tell where Robert Downey Jr. ends and Tony Stark begins anymore and it is glorious.
 
2018-03-01 09:57:16 PM  

Jodeo: Starkaryen: Who cares, if you wanna see an actual good movie, just rewatch Justice League Gigli.
FTFY


Gidget
 
2018-03-01 09:57:20 PM  

Oysterman: scottydoesntknow: Buttknuckle: I don't care because I'm an adult.

Username says the exact opposite.

Account created 10 years ago.  I too regret my username choice.

/But what does Ant-Man think about the move?


"It'll be huge!"
 
2018-03-01 10:59:29 PM  
thanos kicks ass
ant man crawls into his ear and expands
movie over
 
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