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(C-SPAN)   Smelly brat, smelly brat what lies are you feeding us? Smelly brat, smelly brat, it's all your fault. White House Press Briefing starts at a very tentative 2:30PM EST   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-03-01 02:20:28 PM  
Every individual topic could fill a full press briefing.  Instead, we get about 15-20 minutes to address:
Kushner's security clearance and foreign debt
Hicks suddenly resigning & her "white lies"
Carson wasting taxpayer money (on top of the other cabinet members to do so)
All of the gun control comments from yesterday, including the "due process" statement
Trump biatching about Sessions on Twitter.  Again.
Mueller looking into the hacked e-mails and who knew what when.

And this is all just since the last press briefing two farking days ago!  This is like six months of news in 48 hours.
 
2018-03-01 02:28:42 PM  
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2018-03-01 02:32:20 PM  
There is going to be one extremely uncomfortable exchange today.... I am thinking with Hallie Jackson
 
2018-03-01 02:32:33 PM  
This one is going to be good.
 
2018-03-01 02:33:49 PM  
She's going to delay this as long as possible, then smokebomb at the first opportunity
 
2018-03-01 02:35:24 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: There is going to be one extremely uncomfortable exchange today.... I am thinking with Hallie Jackson


Like the back of a Volkswagen?
 
2018-03-01 02:35:55 PM  
Damn they waited forever to post it on C-SPAN, I figured there wasn't going to be one today.

I'm guessing ultra-condescending Huckatovarich today.
 
2018-03-01 02:36:21 PM  
Is it even going to be Sarah?  She's been looking kind of "on-edge" lately.  Or did she get promoted to A New Hope?
 
2018-03-01 02:36:56 PM  

Cthulhukefka: Damn they waited forever to post it on C-SPAN, I figured there wasn't going to be one today.

I'm guessing ultra-condescending Huckatovarich today.


Maybe they didnt announce until late in the day?  I was checkinh CSPAN looking for it earlier, too.
 
2018-03-01 02:37:49 PM  
They are streaming it here:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v​=x0f9BY9​9NqY
 
2018-03-01 02:38:23 PM  

NeoCortex42: Cthulhukefka: Damn they waited forever to post it on C-SPAN, I figured there wasn't going to be one today.

I'm guessing ultra-condescending Huckatovarich today.

Maybe they didnt announce until late in the day?  I was checkinh CSPAN looking for it earlier, too.


I had seen it earlier, a little before noon, but it wasn't a front page link at the time.
 
2018-03-01 02:39:45 PM  
"Look" over/under: 8.5

"Again" over/under: 6.5
 
2018-03-01 02:40:01 PM  
Beware the lies of March.
 
2018-03-01 02:44:10 PM  
This pretty much sums up these pressers.

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2018-03-01 02:44:45 PM  
First question will be about Hope, and Huck won't answer because a) they worked together, b) executive privilege, and c)  look, again, she's already told you to ask somebody in the White House personnel office.  All those reasons in the same semi-gibberish folksy answer.
 
2018-03-01 02:44:45 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: "Look" over/under: 8.5

"Again" over/under: 6.5


What about "I haven't spoken to the President about that yet"?
 
2018-03-01 02:45:19 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: "Look" over/under: 8.5

"Again" over/under: 6.5

What about "I haven't spoken to the President about that yet"?


Let's say 11.5
 
2018-03-01 02:46:00 PM  
Another opening of another show!
 
2018-03-01 02:46:04 PM  
"I'll get back to you on that" over/under 5.5
 
2018-03-01 02:46:07 PM  
Here we go
 
2018-03-01 02:46:23 PM  
Only 16 minutes late.  Not bad.
 
2018-03-01 02:46:29 PM  
Fark off about Graham
 
2018-03-01 02:46:58 PM  
Lol God loves you. Unless you are Jewish, or gay or etc.
 
2018-03-01 02:47:05 PM  
Ah, starting off with Evangelatio.  Nice.
 
2018-03-01 02:47:09 PM  
Another episode of Obstructed Theater. Lovely.
 
2018-03-01 02:47:19 PM  
She steal Hope's eye shadow from her desk?
 
2018-03-01 02:47:30 PM  
"Historic obstruction of Democrats" my capacious arse. She is so awful.
 
2018-03-01 02:47:48 PM  
Stop lying about confirmation problems
 
2018-03-01 02:48:24 PM  
So what's stopping McConnell from bringing the confirmation to a vote?
 
2018-03-01 02:48:25 PM  
Ah of course. I can hear the glee in her voice when she talks about "Dem obstruction."
 
2018-03-01 02:48:53 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: So what's stopping McConnell from bringing the confirmation to a vote?


Schumer flipped him on his back.
 
2018-03-01 02:49:13 PM  
I'm at Burger King and don't have sound. Is she wearing a lot of make up or is it just me?
 
2018-03-01 02:49:19 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: So what's stopping McConnell from bringing the confirmation to a vote?


Obama. And Hillary.
 
2018-03-01 02:50:05 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm at Burger King and don't have sound. Is she wearing a lot of make up or is it just me?


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2018-03-01 02:50:06 PM  

Vacation Bible School: AdmirableSnackbar: So what's stopping McConnell from bringing the confirmation to a vote?

Schumer flipped him on his back.


Depending on which Schumer did that I might be jealous.
 
2018-03-01 02:50:38 PM  
Whoops nevermind, misread. Disregard.
 
2018-03-01 02:51:03 PM  
Current tally

"Look" 1
"Again" 2
"I haven't spoken to the President about that yet"? 0
"I'll get back to you on that." 0
 
2018-03-01 02:51:57 PM  
"Why can't you idiots bite on this distraction!?!"
 
2018-03-01 02:52:38 PM  
fark.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:01 PM  
LOL, "Why does the President have confidence in any of his cabinet? They're ridiculous."
 
2018-03-01 02:53:14 PM  

HeathenHealer: I'm at Burger King and don't have sound. Is she wearing a lot of make up or is it just me?


it's both of you.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:32 PM  
The video game industry.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:45 PM  
Meeting with the video game industry?  Because that's the real problem.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:54 PM  
LOL, he's gonna meet with members of the video game industry... YEAH that will fix mass shootings
 
2018-03-01 02:53:55 PM  
Video games!!!
 
2018-03-01 02:53:55 PM  
Vidyeo games BAD.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:58 PM  

Cthulhukefka: HeathenHealer: I'm at Burger King and don't have sound. Is she wearing a lot of make up or is it just me?

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Her lips looks much more red on this tv. Cheeks look flush too.
God it's almost worse without sound. You can just see the contempt and smug oozing from her face.
 
2018-03-01 02:54:52 PM  

impaler: LOL, "Why does the President have confidence in any of his cabinet? They're ridiculous."


Her answer was pointing out that a guy is doing something and the president supports him.  And the president asked everybody to watch the money, because fiscal responsibility.

No real answer.
 
2018-03-01 02:55:54 PM  
Is the President afraid of retaliation on tariffs

"Not that I'm aware of" : because he isn't aware
 
2018-03-01 02:56:27 PM  
Nothing yet on guns and due process?  Really?
 
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