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(Daily Mail)   Cops called to Tori Spelling's home as it's revealed she has turned into a blowup doll   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2018-03-01 02:20:04 PM  
Man, that's a horrible picture of Tori.

Hope she pulls it together as her kids need stability.
 
2018-03-01 02:27:08 PM  
An Ann Coulter blowup doll, no less.
 
2018-03-01 02:32:16 PM  

AirForceVet: Man, that's a horrible picture of Tori.

Hope she pulls it together as her kids need stability.


They are doomed.
 
2018-03-01 02:49:18 PM  
They've inflated it too much!!
 
2018-03-01 03:00:22 PM  
*opens article*

GAAHHHHHHHHHH!

*closes article*

She wants another kid with Dean after melting down from taking care of too many kids?
 
2018-03-01 03:06:57 PM  
Why doesn't she just hire a nanny?
 
2018-03-01 03:09:35 PM  
So what was she before?
 
2018-03-01 03:09:58 PM  
She hit every branch on the way down, that's for sure.
 
2018-03-01 03:12:52 PM  
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2018-03-01 03:19:32 PM  
Spoiled, rich, white girl problems?
 
2018-03-01 03:23:44 PM  
Thanks sub, needed a laugh.
 
2018-03-01 03:26:22 PM  
Being a mother is tough, I'm not disputing that, but I thought that's why they invented chardonnay.
 
2018-03-01 03:28:35 PM  

Clash City Farker: Why doesn't she just hire a nanny?


Her daddy left his fortune to the stepmother.
 
2018-03-01 03:29:49 PM  
Why the long face?  Oh.  Genetics.
 
2018-03-01 03:36:39 PM  
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2018-03-01 03:38:23 PM  
oh. ohhh my.

at least we know there's no bats in the cave.
 
2018-03-01 03:38:27 PM  
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Come home Kwame, I need you...
 
2018-03-01 03:39:54 PM  
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2018-03-01 03:42:43 PM  
Wow, Brenda looks seriously f'd up
 
2018-03-01 03:44:54 PM  
She graduated. Maybe she shouldn't have.
 
2018-03-01 03:57:26 PM  
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 O RLY?
 
2018-03-01 03:58:12 PM  

Terraceten: She graduated. Maybe she shouldn't have.


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2018-03-01 04:05:29 PM  

Arab Lover: [img.fark.net image 269x295] O RLY?


Ermagerd!
 
2018-03-01 04:05:42 PM  
She was never a particularly good looking woman...Plastic surgery and age haven't helped her change that at all.

/hope she gets whatever mental health care she needs
 
2018-03-01 04:22:24 PM  
FTA:

She has five children; Liam, 10, Stella, nine, Hattie, six, five-year-old Finn and Beau, who turns one on Friday.

She said she fell pregnant with her fifth child just weeks after giving birth to her fourth child.


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2018-03-01 04:59:25 PM  

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Narrator: It wasn't.
 
2018-03-01 05:03:46 PM  
Did she ever fix that horrendous botched boob job with one of the worse tit gaps known to man yet?
 
2018-03-01 05:04:20 PM  

HempHead: Clash City Farker: Why doesn't she just hire a nanny?

Her daddy left his fortune to the stepmother.


Considering how much she walked all over her co-stars and everyone else around her with her entitled attitude, it was actually pretty hilarious that daddy cut her out of most of his fortune that she was expecting. It's always fun watching a spoiled trust fund kid getting their comeuppance (as was the case with one of my ex-girlfriends. The lulz were epic with that one!).
 
2018-03-01 05:09:24 PM  

kling_klang_bed: HempHead: Clash City Farker: Why doesn't she just hire a nanny?

Her daddy left his fortune to the stepmother.

Considering how much she walked all over her co-stars and everyone else around her with her entitled attitude, it was actually pretty hilarious that daddy cut her out of most of his fortune that she was expecting. It's always fun watching a spoiled trust fund kid getting their comeuppance (as was the case with one of my ex-girlfriends. The lulz were epic with that one!).


This.

I could at least overlook her extreme coontish attitude if she was hot.

Yet here we are.  Looks like someone put "House of Wax" in the microwave.
 
2018-03-01 05:52:34 PM  

NOLAhd: Being a mother is tough, I'm not disputing that, but I thought that's why they invented chardonnay.


Yea, but then some "family" based organizations got all uppity and pressed for laws to make it illegal to get your kids drunk.
 
2018-03-01 05:56:11 PM  

chevydeuce: She was never a particularly good looking woman...Plastic surgery and age haven't helped her change that at all.

/hope she gets whatever mental health care she needs


I thought she looked pretty good when she was in her 20's. She wasn't a conventional beauty, but not ugly.
 
2018-03-01 06:06:37 PM  

skinink: chevydeuce: She was never a particularly good looking woman...Plastic surgery and age haven't helped her change that at all.

/hope she gets whatever mental health care she needs

I thought she looked pretty good when she was in her 20's. She wasn't a conventional beauty, but not ugly.


Yes she was compared to the rest of the 90210 cast.

Gimme a break.  "Not conventional pretty"?  You mean ugly?
 
2018-03-01 06:45:06 PM  
That's a level of stupid that is unfixable even with unlimited money which she doesn't have. I believe I read that her father left her and her brother only $800K each of his estimated $500 million. It will be interesting to see what her mother does with that fortune when she dies.
 
2018-03-01 07:16:09 PM  
"The mother-of-five is said to be struggling with raising her young children."

The struggle largely is that her days in front of a camera as an actual actress are over.  Having a ton of kids like that is a nice ploy to try and cash in on the celeb-reality baby show thing that died, thankfully, not that long ago.

Man...even OctoMom straightened her life out and got her shiat together.....
 
2018-03-01 07:18:12 PM  
If Tori & her husband ever get divorced, I'll bet I know who her rebound boyfriend will be.

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2018-03-01 07:19:29 PM  
It's funny when bad things happen to people we don't like.
 
2018-03-01 07:22:58 PM  
How the FARK can Tori Spelling be having financial problems?
 
2018-03-01 07:42:05 PM  
white trash with (or without) money all looks the same to me.  so glad these two losers had five kids, that's just fantastic.
 
2018-03-01 07:48:16 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: It's funny when bad things happen to people we don't like.


She could have taken preventive measures to not get pregnant and/or she could have aborted the babies. She's dealing with the consequences of her own choices.
Anyway I think most people are laughing because she really does look like a blow up doll. Having plastic surgery was also her choice.
 
2018-03-01 10:14:45 PM  

scotchcrotch: skinink: chevydeuce: She was never a particularly good looking woman...Plastic surgery and age haven't helped her change that at all.

/hope she gets whatever mental health care she needs

I thought she looked pretty good when she was in her 20's. She wasn't a conventional beauty, but not ugly.

Yes she was compared to the rest of the 90210 cast.

Gimme a break.  "Not conventional pretty"?  You mean ugly?


Tiffani Amber Thiessen still makes my pants tight.  Kathleen Robertson is very close behind.
 
2018-03-02 02:53:18 AM  
Her situation is making me think of the end of "Very Bad Things."
 
2018-03-02 04:30:22 PM  

devilEther: Thong_of_Zardoz: It's funny when bad things happen to people we don't like.

She could have taken preventive measures to not get pregnant and/or she could have aborted the babies. She's dealing with the consequences of her own choices.
Anyway I think most people are laughing because she really does look like a blow up doll. Having plastic surgery was also her choice.


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