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(Fox News)   Kelly Ripa seals the fate of Ryan Seacrest   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2018-03-01 01:20:02 PM  
I like Regis.
 
2018-03-01 01:29:37 PM  
Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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2018-03-01 01:56:08 PM  

Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Jesus, she's gross. I'm usually not picky about body types, but she is too scrawny.
 
2018-03-01 01:59:40 PM  
On one hand, the allegations don't add up in a way.

On the other hand, Seacrest is an entitled dickbag who is arguably one of the top 10 most famous people on TV right now, so it would not surprise me if he has some "hey kiss my dick while you are down there" moments to both men and women.

His cameo in Knocked Up was funny.
 
2018-03-01 02:01:28 PM  
If I were already the person who ties Ryan Seacrest's shoes, not sure I'd even take note of any further humiliation.
 
2018-03-01 02:03:59 PM  
Kelly Ripa seals the fate of Ryan Seachrest

The 'h' you say!
 
2018-03-01 02:04:17 PM  
My only question in this whole thing is....why the fark does Ryan Seacrest need somebody else to tie his shoes for him?
 
2018-03-01 02:05:35 PM  
I'm so very glad the Oscars aren't going to be political this year. Yay!

/Say did you hear the one about the actress who auditioned on all fours? Woof!
 
2018-03-01 02:08:57 PM  

Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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2018-03-01 02:09:57 PM  
Him goofing off with a stylist? Not surprising.

/I'm waiting for one or more former Idol contestants to break their NDA's.
 
2018-03-01 02:12:20 PM  
The automatic assumptions of guilt tend to stick when multiple accusers come up at once, especially with similar stories (Cosby, Weinstein, etc.) but in this case, especially given the background details (initial and repeated asks for money, timing of it right before a major TV appearance, and an actual investigation that did not confirm the accuser's story), I think she needs to put up or shut up.
 
2018-03-01 02:13:29 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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What am I looking at here?
 
2018-03-01 02:16:50 PM  

mcsiegs: Thong_of_Zardoz: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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What am I looking at here?


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/It took me a few seconds
 
2018-03-01 02:18:21 PM  
Wait, Ryan Seachrest is straight?
 
2018-03-01 02:19:32 PM  
I give her props for her performance on Broad City playing herself as a coke fiend.
 
2018-03-01 02:22:53 PM  

Gaddiel: Wait, Ryan Seachrest is straight?


That's was my reaction. When I saw the stylist's name was "Suzie" my first thought was, "Well that's an odd name for a dude."
 
2018-03-01 02:25:28 PM  

Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Women who have had children, their bodies change.  It's so gross. Can we do something about this?

I can't even stand to look at female dogs after they've nursed and those hanging bits.

/satrie
//I have to say it because it's dead
 
2018-03-01 02:26:55 PM  

cefm: The automatic assumptions of guilt tend to stick when multiple accusers come up at once, especially with similar stories (Cosby, Weinstein, etc.) but in this case, especially given the background details (initial and repeated asks for money, timing of it right before a major TV appearance, and an actual investigation that did not confirm the accuser's story), I think she needs to put up or shut up.


This.

The whole asking for $15 million in hush money was a red flag that the claim isn't factual.

With the hysteria that is going on in Hollywood, if any of this was remotely true, Ryan would be off TV and in hiding.  The E! network did have a 20 year veteran perform an investigation, and the claim was determined to be unfounded.

I'm not saying that Ryan is squeaky clean, he's probably made a mistake or two here and there when interacting with backstage staff, but this person attempted extortion.  I don't quite understand how this person isn't being charged with a criminal offense.

Also, it sheds light on the terrible state of Hollywood news reporting when a formerly respected news magazine like Variety decides to publish an unverified click bait story for the sake of getting views.
 
2018-03-01 02:27:40 PM  

JolobinSmokin: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Women who have had children, their bodies change.  It's so gross. Can we do something about this?

I can't even stand to look at female dogs after they've nursed and those hanging bits.

/satrie
//I have to say it because it's dead


Who was satrie?
 
2018-03-01 02:29:12 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: JolobinSmokin: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
[img.fark.net image 445x491]
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Women who have had children, their bodies change.  It's so gross. Can we do something about this?

I can't even stand to look at female dogs after they've nursed and those hanging bits.

/satrie
//I have to say it because it's dead

Who was satrie?


The person who taught me how to check my spelling before I post from mobile.
 
2018-03-01 02:29:55 PM  

gilgigamesh: Gaddiel: Wait, Ryan Seachrest is straight?

That's was my reaction. When I saw the stylist's name was "Suzie" my first thought was, "Well that's an odd name for a dude."


Now that I think about it, it's probably why the studios had such an easy time dismissing it as a fake accusation.
 
2018-03-01 02:40:39 PM  

Gaddiel: Wait, Ryan Seachrest is straight?


and likes young stuff.
 
2018-03-01 02:47:24 PM  
FTFA: "Kelly is licking her chops at Ryan's problems. He's just another case of a co-host of hers treating it like a part-time job," an ABC insider said.

I don't know if this ABC Insider was familiar with Seacrest before he came to the show, what with producing his Kardashian shows, his radio show, his hosting gigs, his red carpet gigs....
 
2018-03-01 02:59:26 PM  
CSB (Crazy story, Bro)
The daughter of a family friend is convinced she and Ryan Seacrest are in love -- and she communicates to him through FB.  (She's a chubby, unemployed single mother with a batshiat insane streak as deep as the day is long.)

Seriously -- she has not met him outside of a quick photo op several years ago when American Idol held auditions in a city near where she lives.  She claims she reached out to him on FB, he remembered her...and their romance blossomed.  Now...Ryan, being the 'generous soul' she loves...keeps their relationship on the DL so the press won't bug her...but reading her FB posts is both highly entertaining and crazy AF...lately...she is incredibly upset with him.  I guess he is living with a woman, but 'Ryan' claims it's just for show.

I just...can't....even.  I guess the real Seacrest is lucky she doesn't have a car...or she'd be donning diapers and hauling ass.
 
2018-03-01 03:42:35 PM  

BeatrixK: CSB (Crazy story, Bro)
The daughter of a family friend is convinced she and Ryan Seacrest are in love -- and she communicates to him through FB.  (She's a chubby, unemployed single mother with a batshiat insane streak as deep as the day is long.)

Seriously -- she has not met him outside of a quick photo op several years ago when American Idol held auditions in a city near where she lives.  She claims she reached out to him on FB, he remembered her...and their romance blossomed.  Now...Ryan, being the 'generous soul' she loves...keeps their relationship on the DL so the press won't bug her...but reading her FB posts is both highly entertaining and crazy AF...lately...she is incredibly upset with him.  I guess he is living with a woman, but 'Ryan' claims it's just for show.

I just...can't....even.  I guess the real Seacrest is lucky she doesn't have a car...or she'd be donning diapers and hauling ass.


I imagine that one day she will do something incredibly crazy and there will be a Fark headline about it.

/calling it
//hope I'm wrong
///crazy slashies
 
2018-03-01 03:58:16 PM  

Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Her boobs appear to have ribs.

* shudder *
 
2018-03-01 04:07:33 PM  

BeatrixK: CSB (Crazy story, Bro)
The daughter of a family friend is convinced she and Ryan Seacrest are in love -- and she communicates to him through FB.  (She's a chubby, unemployed single mother with a batshiat insane streak as deep as the day is long.)

Seriously -- she has not met him outside of a quick photo op several years ago when American Idol held auditions in a city near where she lives.  She claims she reached out to him on FB, he remembered her...and their romance blossomed.  Now...Ryan, being the 'generous soul' she loves...keeps their relationship on the DL so the press won't bug her...but reading her FB posts is both highly entertaining and crazy AF...lately...she is incredibly upset with him.  I guess he is living with a woman, but 'Ryan' claims it's just for show.

I just...can't....even.  I guess the real Seacrest is lucky she doesn't have a car...or she'd be donning diapers and hauling ass.


She sounds schizophrenic; they often imagine things that aren't real but It's very real to them  Have a family member who suffers from it; it sucks.
 
2018-03-01 10:14:38 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Jesus, she's gross. I'm usually not picky about body types, but she is too scrawny.


Meh, I wouldn't call her "gross", she's actually rather cute. But yeah, she could do with a trip to Subway.
 
2018-03-01 10:21:27 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: JolobinSmokin: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
[img.fark.net image 445x491]
[img.fark.net image 700x434]

Women who have had children, their bodies change.  It's so gross. Can we do something about this?

I can't even stand to look at female dogs after they've nursed and those hanging bits.

/satrie
//I have to say it because it's dead

Who was satrie?


Jean-Paul Satrie, funny 20th century French philosopher, playwright, novelist, political activist
 
2018-03-01 11:58:27 PM  

cefm: The automatic assumptions of guilt tend to stick when multiple accusers come up at once, especially with similar stories (Cosby, Weinstein, etc.) but in this case, especially given the background details (initial and repeated asks for money, timing of it right before a major TV appearance, and an actual investigation that did not confirm the accuser's story), I think she needs to put up or shut up.


And if lying, held accountable
 
2018-03-02 11:19:15 PM  

Bovine Diarrhea Virus: Walker: Whenever I hear the name "Kelly Ripa" all I can think about is her baby penis belly button....
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Jesus, she's gross. I'm usually not picky about body types, but she is too scrawny.


If she doesn't do it for you, go look up her daughter, she is likely more up your alley.
 
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