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(KETV Omaha)   Man with middle name 'Trouble' gets arrested   ( ketv.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Phillips, Jewellery, English-language films, previous burglary, JL Exteriors, passing ambulance, Dean Koontz, Victim  
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2018-03-01 09:36:45 AM  
were his parents seeing the future?
 
2018-03-01 09:50:41 AM  
Bravo, subby, perfect tag choice!

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2018-03-01 10:06:21 AM  
And that starts with "T"
And that rhymes with "P"
And that stands for Pool.
 
2018-03-01 10:07:10 AM  
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zez
2018-03-01 10:12:55 AM  
Lindsey Buckingham - Trouble (1981) (Music Video) 720p
Youtube CO1sQPs3U8k
 
2018-03-01 10:14:04 AM  
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2018-03-01 10:14:55 AM  
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2018-03-01 10:15:40 AM  

zez: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/CO1sQPs3​U8k]


Doh!
 
2018-03-01 10:16:26 AM  
Well, if you can have a dog named Sex, why not a boy named Trouble?

Why, you can even tell the joke to children that way.
 
2018-03-01 10:20:05 AM  

steklo: [img0.etsystatic.com image 850x617]


Pop-O-Matic!
 
2018-03-01 10:22:39 AM  
It's still better than giving your kid 'Wayne' as a middle name
 
2018-03-01 10:23:17 AM  
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Just get him an annoyntment and he will be fine.

/Obscure?
 
2018-03-01 10:25:10 AM  
So Mom and Dad would be Trouble makers?
 
2018-03-01 10:27:25 AM  

freddyV: were his parents seeing the future?


"Seeing"? No.

"Determining" to a great extent? Yes.
 
2018-03-01 10:29:29 AM  

cleveoh: steklo: [img0.etsystatic.com image 850x617]

Pop-O-Matic!


I used to play this a lot when dating the woman who later became my wife. Except we wrote our own rules.

1. Double 6's  Take off article of clothing
2. Double 5's  Touch your opponent's privates
3. Double 4's  Kiss your opponent.
4. Double 3's  Lose a turn
5. Double 2's Move ahead 6 spaces
4. Double 1's Player can put on an article of clothing


Triple rolls (if you're lucky enough) times everything above by 2.
 
2018-03-01 10:38:10 AM  
Lincoln police arrested Rodney "Trouble" Phillips, 33, for burglary shortly before midnight Tuesday.

Now I'm wondering how many people have quotation marks as part of their middle name
 
2018-03-01 10:40:51 AM  
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"Stay out of trouble."
 
2018-03-01 10:42:36 AM  
I wish I wish I gave our daughter the same middle name as our last name - so when she got married she would still have our name.  Alexandra Kelly Kelly. (Not my real name). Ha
 
2018-03-01 10:43:51 AM  

SwiftFox: Lincoln police arrested Rodney "Trouble" Phillips, 33, for burglary shortly before midnight Tuesday.

Now I'm wondering how many people have quotation marks as part of their middle name


I wish I could think and see thinks like all you farkers.  I see those "things" after they are pointed out.
 
2018-03-01 10:46:54 AM  

steklo: cleveoh: steklo: [img0.etsystatic.com image 850x617]

Pop-O-Matic!

I used to play this a lot when dating the woman who later became my wife. Except we wrote our own rules.

1. Double 6's  Take off article of clothing
2. Double 5's  Touch your opponent's privates
3. Double 4's  Kiss your opponent.
4. Double 3's  Lose a turn
5. Double 2's Move ahead 6 spaces
4. Double 1's Player can put on an article of clothing


Triple rolls (if you're lucky enough) times everything above by 2.


Uh oh, looks like I got Double 6's again...

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2018-03-01 10:49:12 AM  
Subby, you scared the ever-loving bejeebers outta me!  My cousin's name IS "Trouble".  His brother's middle name is "Danger".....

Their cousin's middle name is "Mayhem"....

Yeah, I have that kind of family.
 
2018-03-01 10:57:04 AM  

aagrajag: freddyV: were his parents seeing the future?

"Seeing"? No.

"Determining" to a great extent? Yes.


Someone should pen the book:
"How to set your child up for failure"

/will probably be under the "For Dummies" series
 
2018-03-01 10:59:59 AM  
John Oliver - Carlos Danger Compilation
Youtube GjiSm4ZPVKM
 
2018-03-01 11:02:59 AM  
Trouble, You Can't Fool Me
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2018-03-01 11:04:58 AM  
'Trouble' sequence from Harold & Maude
Youtube bEbSkybMuqs


P.S. if you can see this film without at least getting misty, you're a monster.
 
2018-03-01 11:21:23 AM  
I made my middle name "Danger" on facebook.
 
2018-03-01 11:21:33 AM  

Oakenraven: Subby, you scared the ever-loving bejeebers outta me!  My cousin's name IS "Trouble".  His brother's middle name is "Danger".....

Their cousin's middle name is "Mayhem"....

Yeah, I have that kind of family.


Mayhem? Was your cousin an indecisive seamstress?
 
2018-03-01 11:23:17 AM  

uber humper: It's still better than giving your kid 'Wayne' as a middle name


Damnit, lol
 
2018-03-01 12:18:45 PM  
Do you know the way to Mordor:  Mayhem? Was your cousin an indecisive seamstress?

She just turned a year old - give her some time, she will be!
 
2018-03-01 01:10:55 PM  
FTA:

"Police said a 56-year-old man waved down a passing ambulance and reported that he was with three acquaintances when Phillips told him to hand over his jewelry."

I have read that paragraph four times and I have no idea what the writer is trying to say. WTF?
 
2018-03-01 01:12:06 PM  

danielscissorhands: FTA:

"Police said a 56-year-old man waved down a passing ambulance and reported that he was with three acquaintances when Phillips told him to hand over his jewelry."

I have read that paragraph four times and I have no idea what the writer is trying to say. WTF?


I think I have figured it out now.

At first I thought the ambulance had something to do with the crime.
 
2018-03-01 02:36:09 PM  
Thanks Mom, Dad.
 
2018-03-01 05:02:13 PM  
I know a girl named Sunshine. She really is the most cheerful person

/I hate her
//I'm kidding
 
2018-03-01 09:22:51 PM  

cryinoutloud: I know a girl named Sunshine. She really is the most cheerful person

/I hate her
//I'm kidding


This is Fark.
We'll all hate her for you.
 
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