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(Fox News)   Swimsuit model known for wearing the skimpiest bikinis says her parents don't mind she never pursued a career in medicine   ( foxnews.com) divider line
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2018-03-01 09:40:53 AM  
Bikinesiology
 
2018-03-01 09:57:29 AM  
Brazilian family not uptight about sexuality?

I'd show you my shocked face but you've seen it.
 
2018-03-01 10:39:42 AM  
FTA:
Yes, I wanted to be a doctor! I grew up in a family that all worked in health. My mother does X-rays, my dad's a nurse. My uncle is a cardiologist. So my family is very involved in helping people.
So growing up, I looked up to them and I wanted to be just like them... And I've always loved babies. So I always thought I would be helping babies come into the world. That's what I had in mind... But then I was involved in soccer, so that changed my mind. I was really into sports and I played for my city team, my school. Modeling came last.

Aww. She's the dumb one. Of course her family's proud.
 
2018-03-01 10:41:20 AM  
I'm guessing this is Fox using the opportunity to post bikini pics for their fans, while condemning them.
 
2018-03-01 10:42:18 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: So my family is very involved in helping people.


Well she's helping a lot of men when she wears skimpy bikini's so I think she's the real hero.
 
2018-03-01 10:43:03 AM  

Alphax: I'm guessing this is Fox using the opportunity to post bikini pics for their fans, while condemning them.


Fortunately, we've since learned video games are the real killers.
 
2018-03-01 10:43:19 AM  

TNel: rzrwiresunrise: So my family is very involved in helping people.

Well she's helping a lot of men when she wears skimpy bikini's so I think she's the real hero.


God damn '
 
2018-03-01 10:44:12 AM  
I'd say they dodged a huge financial bullet there.
 
2018-03-01 10:47:22 AM  

TNel: rzrwiresunrise: So my family is very involved in helping people.

Well she's helping a lot of men when she wears skimpy bikini's so I think she's the real hero.


In a way, it's her teaching men how to fish, rather than giving it to them. Helping men give themselves a hand, rather than doing the job herself.
 
2018-03-01 10:50:12 AM  
She probably makes more now than she would have as a doctor in Brazil, and she seems content with her life.  Why wouldn't her parents be proud of her?
 
2018-03-01 10:55:07 AM  
WAT NO PIX?
 
2018-03-01 11:00:57 AM  

brainlordmesomorph: WAT NO PIX?


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2018-03-01 11:04:36 AM  

Teufelaffe: She probably makes more now than she would have as a doctor in Brazil, and she seems content with her life. Why wouldn't her parents be proud of her?


They're Brazilian, so the dad is probably like 'look at that, I made that, those are my genes there'.
 
2018-03-01 11:06:12 AM  
It's always a shame when a hot woman pursues a career in medicine or law instead of bikini modelling.
 
2018-03-01 11:06:30 AM  
Shame about the plastic tits though :(

I can't believe they looked *that* bad before inflating them like a balloon
 
2018-03-01 11:20:41 AM  
Everyone has a special purpose
 
2018-03-01 11:23:58 AM  

Big Beef Burrito: I'd say they dodged a huge financial bullet there.


On one hand the suspicion that she's not really the smart one in the family could be true and that her not struggling to get through medical school and never getting hired in the field and working as a waitress for whatever the Brazilian version of Chili's is could make your statement true.

On the other hand she could be perfectly capable of working in the medical field but instead will cling to the notions she picks up in modeling and after the usual notoriously short run in the field ends up with very little savings to show for it and ends up working as a waitress for whatever the Brazilian version of Chili's is.

So yeah....there's some good duality to your statement.
 
2018-03-01 11:26:12 AM  

Katerchen: Shame about the plastic tits though :(


It's a shame I'll never be able to touch them.
 
2018-03-01 11:33:36 AM  
I love how my best friend, who's wife is from Maceo, Brazil tells me that every boy in Brazil loses his virginity to the family maid.

He says they will be moving back to Brazil in about 14-15 years.  His son is 8 months old.
 
2018-03-01 11:52:54 AM  

rzrwiresunrise: FTA:
Yes, I wanted to be a doctor! I grew up in a family that all worked in health. My mother does X-rays, my dad's a nurse. My uncle is a cardiologist. So my family is very involved in helping people.
So growing up, I looked up to them and I wanted to be just like them... And I've always loved babies. So I always thought I would be helping babies come into the world. That's what I had in mind... But then I was involved in soccer, so that changed my mind. I was really into sports and I played for my city team, my school. Modeling came last.

Aww. She's the dumb one. Of course her family's proud.


Now that she's in the spank bank of millions of sports fans her dream will come true!
"Woman: Did you just moan the name Anne?"
 
2018-03-01 11:53:10 AM  
If I was swimsuit model I'd be known for wearing least skimpy bikinis
 
2018-03-01 12:02:46 PM  
She may have cured erectile dysfunction.
 
2018-03-01 12:09:08 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: WAT NO PIX?


Ok...

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2018-03-01 12:16:30 PM  

Katerchen: Shame about the plastic tits though :(

I can't believe they looked *that* bad before inflating them like a balloon


Chastising a woman for making alterations to her body is a kind of body shaming. It doesn't matter if you don't like it; she didn't do it for you. Get over it.
 
2018-03-01 12:17:09 PM  

JolobinSmokin: I love how my best friend, who's wife is from Maceo, Brazil tells me that every boy in Brazil loses his virginity to the family maid.

He says they will be moving back to Brazil in about 14-15 years.  His son is 8 months old.


I know so Brazilians. I believe it.
 
2018-03-01 12:19:17 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: It's always a shame when a hot woman pursues a career in medicine or law instead of bikini modelling.


I have a super hot friend in Colombia, who has a computer science degree.

Her fiancee's mother owns a bikini company and their model got sick, and the photographer was there, so she did the shoot.

The photographer got a TV producer and an agency to offer her jobs.  She turned them down.  Makes her even hotter.  She runs ad servers, likes doing it.

Here are some public pics off her instagram.  She has a Samantha on Bewitched vibe.

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2018-03-01 12:21:44 PM  

LoneWolf343: Chastising a woman for making alterations to her body is a kind of body shaming. It doesn't matter if you don't like it; she didn't do it for you. Get over it.


Hm. But if she did it because what made her feel good was created by male-dominated societal expectations about what a woman should look like, isn't that...bad?

/it's turtles all the way down
 
2018-03-01 12:50:22 PM  

theflatline: Thong_of_Zardoz: It's always a shame when a hot woman pursues a career in medicine or law instead of bikini modelling.

I have a super hot friend in Colombia, who has a computer science degree.

Her fiancee's mother owns a bikini company and their model got sick, and the photographer was there, so she did the shoot.

The photographer got a TV producer and an agency to offer her jobs.  She turned them down.  Makes her even hotter.  She runs ad servers, likes doing it.

Here are some public pics off her instagram.  She has a Samantha on Bewitched vibe.

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That last picture... not gonna lie... if I ever saw a woman that looked like that, I'd need significant medical intervention to stop my heart from beating out of my chest...
 
2018-03-01 12:56:52 PM  

brainlordmesomorph: WAT NO PIX?


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2018-03-01 01:00:38 PM  

Thong_of_Zardoz: theflatline: Thong_of_Zardoz: It's always a shame when a hot woman pursues a career in medicine or law instead of bikini modelling.

I have a super hot friend in Colombia, who has a computer science degree.

Her fiancee's mother owns a bikini company and their model got sick, and the photographer was there, so she did the shoot.

The photographer got a TV producer and an agency to offer her jobs.  She turned them down.  Makes her even hotter.  She runs ad servers, likes doing it.

Here are some public pics off her instagram.  She has a Samantha on Bewitched vibe.

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That last picture... not gonna lie... if I ever saw a woman that looked like that, I'd need significant medical intervention to stop my heart from beating out of my chest...


Hahahaha, yeah, and she is the most down to earth person in the world.  She is aware she is attractive, but just now how attractive she really is.

I have a good looking wife, who, is the same way.  But my friend, sometimes I see her and I am like "god damn, remember she is your friend!"
 
2018-03-01 01:10:11 PM  

Katerchen: Shame about the plastic tits though :(

I can't believe they looked *that* bad before inflating them like a balloon



Since her whole family is in the health industry, which relative installed her tits?
 
2018-03-01 01:16:43 PM  
I'd help her bring a few babies into the world
/And I really, really don't want any more children
 
2018-03-01 01:43:31 PM  

TNel: rzrwiresunrise: So my family is very involved in helping people.

Well she's helping a lot of men when she wears skimpy bikini's so I think she's the real hero.


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2018-03-01 01:54:28 PM  

Teufelaffe: She probably makes more now than she would have as a doctor in Brazil, and she seems content with her life.  Why wouldn't her parents be proud of her?


Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. She's engaged in a perfectly legal, lucrative pursuit and, barring disaster, is likely set for life. I'd imagine all but the most profoundly sex-negative parents would be just fine with that.
 
2018-03-01 01:59:58 PM  
Funnily enough, my parents didn't mind when I declined to pursue a bikini-model career and went to medical school instead.

/everybody else was just grateful
 
2018-03-01 02:05:13 PM  

ThurmanMerman: Funnily enough, my parents didn't mind when I declined to pursue a bikini-model career and went to medical school instead.

/everybody else was just grateful


... User name checks out. :)
 
2018-03-01 02:23:59 PM  
phony boobs make baby jebus cry
 
2018-03-01 04:40:50 PM  
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2018-03-01 05:26:04 PM  
Her poses are stiff and weird.

She won't go far.
 
2018-03-01 05:30:10 PM  
Sofia!

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2018-03-01 09:49:31 PM  

zepillin: Her poses are stiff and weird.

She won't go far.


So am I.

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2018-03-01 09:59:47 PM  
Hey, there is an opening for White House Communications Director that she is qualified for.
 
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