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(Metro)   Winter Storm Emma results in Ireland running out of bread   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
    More: PSA, Scotland, England, bulk buying bread, Blizzard, United Kingdom, Storm, Lincolnshire, Wales  
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2018-03-01 08:13:20 AM  
Too much starch.
 
2018-03-01 08:53:22 AM  
Storms are false flag operations by Big French Toast.
 
2018-03-01 08:59:46 AM  
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Will no one stop her rampage?
 
2018-03-01 09:06:40 AM  
They must still have potatoes, none of my relatives has called and asked to come over for a visit.
 
2018-03-01 09:06:48 AM  
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.
 
2018-03-01 09:07:48 AM  
Ah the classic irishman's Dilemma. Do I eat the potato now or let it ferment for later.
 
2018-03-01 09:08:06 AM  
I was under the impression that this was purely a "greedy, overreactive 'Murican" thing...
 
2018-03-01 09:09:03 AM  
It's bread. You can literally make it yourself. Nobody panic !!
 
2018-03-01 09:09:36 AM  

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Will no one stop her rampage?


I'll do my best!

/It's Ireland people, the snow will melt in 24 hours.
 
2018-03-01 09:09:48 AM  

shastacola: It's bread. You can literally make it yourself. Nobody panic !!


But you need flower.
 
2018-03-01 09:10:53 AM  
What about milk?
 
2018-03-01 09:11:12 AM  
Bulk Buying Bread is the name of my jam band.
 
2018-03-01 09:12:02 AM  
They are buying all the bread and deconstructing it to make more beer.

The kids are calling it the "Irish Deli."
 
2018-03-01 09:12:41 AM  
It don't matter to me.
 
2018-03-01 09:12:42 AM  

jso2897: shastacola: It's bread. You can literally make it yourself. Nobody panic !!

But you need flower.


Why, does Marc-Andre' Fleury bake?
 
2018-03-01 09:13:38 AM  

dittybopper: It don't matter to me.


Knows what you did there.
 
2018-03-01 09:13:46 AM  
On top of these, yellow snow warnings have been issued for vast swathes of southern, central, and northern England, Northern Ireland and Wales - in place for most of Thursday.


Tee hee.
 
2018-03-01 09:14:10 AM  

big pig peaches: What about milk?


Battle
Youtube zDxQC9X2CKo
 
2018-03-01 09:14:57 AM  
In order to understand what's going on there, you'll have to understand how to speak Irish.

Irish Language Lab with the Funny Boys from Television Parts
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2018-03-01 09:15:48 AM  
No Bread in Ireland?

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Well, It Don't Mater To Me...
 
2018-03-01 09:15:49 AM  

lindalouwho: dittybopper: It don't matter to me.

Knows what you did there.


Look what you've done.
 
2018-03-01 09:16:44 AM  

lindalouwho: Bulk Buying Bread is the name of my jam band.


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/stupid Fark and their tiny image limit
 
2018-03-01 09:16:48 AM  

steklo: No Bread in Ireland?

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Well, It Don't Mater To Me...


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UNAVAILABLE FOR COMMENT.
 
2018-03-01 09:17:19 AM  
This is all true. I went to the market the other night and not a bread product in the while shop.

I was able to go to spar this morning and pick up a loaf.
 
2018-03-01 09:19:13 AM  
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2018-03-01 09:19:32 AM  
Bunch of loafers, doing the yeast they can.
 
2018-03-01 09:20:27 AM  

dittybopper: lindalouwho: dittybopper: It don't matter to me.

Knows what you did there.

Look what you've done.


Sorry,  it's a dismal day.
 
2018-03-01 09:20:52 AM  

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Will no one stop her rampage?


I might be able to slow her down for about ten minutes.
 
2018-03-01 09:21:46 AM  
What is it about winter storms that fills everyone with a sudden desire to make french toast?
 
2018-03-01 09:22:13 AM  

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Will no one stop her rampage?


She can rampage me any day!
 
2018-03-01 09:25:24 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Dimensio: [img.fark.net image 352x352]

Will no one stop her rampage?

I might be able to slow her down for about ten minutesseconds.


FTFY.
 
2018-03-01 09:28:30 AM  
I guess milk isn't a big thing in Ireland.
 
2018-03-01 09:28:53 AM  
There's always chicken.

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2018-03-01 09:31:43 AM  
 
2018-03-01 09:33:14 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: They are buying all the bread and deconstructing it to make more beer.

The kids are calling it the "Irish Deli."


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2018-03-01 09:33:45 AM  
 
2018-03-01 09:33:59 AM  
The Irish sure seem to be devolving.  Once upon a time, Irishmen survived on 'liquid bread'.

https://www.npr.org/2011/04/04/135108​9​79/mans-lenten-diet-liquid-bread-also-​known-as-beer
 
2018-03-01 09:53:13 AM  
Many years ago, I was working in Carrick-On-Suir  & one day there was what I will charitably call a light dusting of snow & the locals treated it as THE END OF ALL THINGS.

I was highly amused. & the only one in the office.
 
2018-03-01 09:59:19 AM  

TravelingFreakshow: They are buying all the bread and deconstructing it to make more beer.

The kids are calling it the "Irish Deli."


Is that anything like "Brown Christmas"?
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2018-03-01 10:03:27 AM  

RTOGUY: On top of these, yellow snow warnings have been issued for vast swathes of southern, central, and northern England, Northern Ireland and Wales - in place for most of Thursday.


Tee hee.


We eat that as a last resort.
 
2018-03-01 10:05:30 AM  

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Will no one stop her rampage?


I volunteer my services.
 
2018-03-01 10:05:52 AM  
I have a niece in Ireland named Emma, and she's not doing anybody any favors either.
 
2018-03-01 10:17:15 AM  

lindalouwho: dittybopper: lindalouwho: dittybopper: It don't matter to me.

Knows what you did there.

Look what you've done.

Sorry,  it's a dismal day.


Maybe you've been too long on the road.
 
2018-03-01 10:19:15 AM  

Copperbelly watersnake: What is it about winter storms that fills everyone with a sudden desire to make french toast?


You mean "excruciating chicken"?

Pain Perdu - Historical French Toast - 18th Century Cooking S2E19
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2018-03-01 10:22:46 AM  
Let them eat cake!
 
2018-03-01 10:23:23 AM  

jso2897: shastacola: It's bread. You can literally make it yourself. Nobody panic !!

But you need flower.


Yep.  You need flower, sault, wateau, and some kind of levon-ing, often yeesh but sometimes barking soduh.
 
2018-03-01 10:26:26 AM  

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Will no one stop her rampage?


I would absolutely love to.

With my penis. IYKWIMAIKYD
 
2018-03-01 10:27:27 AM  

hardinparamedic: Ah the classic irishman's Dilemma. Do I eat the potato now or let it ferment for later.


*ACTUALLY*, I'm not aware that they really ever made alcohol from potatoes.  That's more of an eastern European thing (Poland, Russia).  The Irish made/make beer, and they make whiskey, and I think that if you tried to serve them some kind of fermented/distilled potato drink, they'd use a lump of a stick to raise the bumps fast and thick on your noggin.
 
2018-03-01 10:37:03 AM  
Going old school:

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2018-03-01 10:43:43 AM  

cleveoh: Many years ago, I was working in Carrick-On-Suir  & one day there was what I will charitably call a light dusting of snow & the locals treated it as THE END OF ALL THINGS.

I was highly amused. & the only one in the office.


Huh, I've lived in South Carolina for eight years and haven't seen the town of Carrick-On-Suir yet. Sounds familiar though.
 
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