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(Fox 2 St. Louis)   Serial huffer caught on camera getting high in home improvement store and stumbling around   ( fox2now.com) divider line
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2018-03-01 07:55:16 AM  
Huffing is no laughing matter subby.  We need to fight huffing anywhere and everywhere.  We must be warriors.
 
2018-03-01 08:07:05 AM  

Byno: Huffing is no laughing matter subby.  We need to fight huffing anywhere and everywhere.  We must be warriors.


Patrick? Is that you?
 
2018-03-01 08:08:04 AM  
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2018-03-01 08:23:22 AM  

DammitIForgotMyLogin: Byno: Huffing is no laughing matter subby.  We need to fight huffing anywhere and everywhere.  We must be warriors.

Patrick? Is that you?


Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.
 
2018-03-01 08:23:31 AM  
The trouble with Tribbets.
 
2018-03-01 08:27:30 AM  

jso2897: DammitIForgotMyLogin:

Patrick? Is that you?

Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.


Also, this, since the joke apparently sailed:

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2018-03-01 08:31:10 AM  

Byno: jso2897: DammitIForgotMyLogin:

Patrick? Is that you?

Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.

Also, this, since the joke apparently sailed:

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Came here for goldy. I don't care how played-out he is, he gets me every time.
 
2018-03-01 08:31:11 AM  

Byno: Huffing is no laughing matter subby.  We need to fight huffing anywhere and everywhere.  We must be warriors.


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2018-03-01 08:31:32 AM  

Byno: jso2897: DammitIForgotMyLogin:

Patrick? Is that you?

Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.

Also, this, since the joke apparently sailed:

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Came for Patrick... leavin g dizzy.

/warriors!
 
2018-03-01 08:31:50 AM  

Byno: jso2897: DammitIForgotMyLogin:

Patrick? Is that you?

Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.

Also, this, since the joke apparently sailed:

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2018-03-01 08:31:54 AM  
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2018-03-01 08:33:46 AM  
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2018-03-01 08:34:11 AM  

Byno: jso2897: DammitIForgotMyLogin:

Patrick? Is that you?

Dude, he lives by a code - one you and me can't possibly understand.

Also, this, since the joke apparently sailed:

[thesmokinggun.com image 500x585]


My face isn't gold, so I actually have some idea what you're talking about.
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2018-03-01 08:35:32 AM  
When does he start as Trumps communications director?
 
2018-03-01 08:36:13 AM  
From the video, "And even started *singing*"

Oh my goodness, singing in public? What are we gonna do, Margret!?

And he bought all the cans, including the can he was using, and left peacefully? And there's no law against it, and he's never been charged with anything?

No crime, this man passes the background check, give him a gun.
 
2018-03-01 08:38:47 AM  
Canned Air? Weren't they some 70s weirdo band? At least they would have had the class to do whippets.
 
2018-03-01 08:40:51 AM  
How else are you going to walk on sunshine?
 
2018-03-01 08:43:46 AM  

LarryDan43: How else are you going to walk on sunshine?


Wanted for questioning:

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2018-03-01 08:47:21 AM  
He'll huff..And he'll puff...And he'll bring the house down with his singing...

He got more for his money at Menards!
 
2018-03-01 08:51:52 AM  
At least he had the common sense to save big money with Menards.

You don't see people huffing at Lowes with those prices.
 
2018-03-01 08:53:05 AM  
Personally when I get high, i want to be in a nice, safe, secure environment. The minute i start doing crap like this in public is when I go seek treatment cause that's when I know I have a problem.
 
2018-03-01 08:55:56 AM  
It's like I'm walking on sunshine!
 
2018-03-01 08:56:14 AM  
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2018-03-01 08:56:22 AM  
What kind of cereal can get you high by huffing it. I mean, that market some of that stuff to kids. No good, man, no good.
 
2018-03-01 08:57:28 AM  
What a cereal huffer might look like.
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/dude was whack
 
2018-03-01 08:59:09 AM  
He huffs so much he'll think he's back in Central Hardware .
 
2018-03-01 09:10:59 AM  
When pot is legalized we need some "Johnny Ditchweed" to go out and plant some seeds. It might just keep some people from ending up like this.
 
2018-03-01 09:22:48 AM  
This is the most Missouri News of the Day... so far....
 
2018-03-01 09:36:50 AM  
Add a nasty tasting additive.  Perhaps something that will cause loosened bowels.
 
2018-03-01 09:36:53 AM  
He then laughs, screams throughout the store, and later bursts into an incoherent song.

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2018-03-01 09:52:28 AM  
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2018-03-01 09:53:29 AM  
I like how he has a 'can huffing' uniform, that takes some dedication. You know the outfit is just sitting in his closet and every now and then he opens it and it calls to him "heeey jerry, you know what time it is?".
 
2018-03-01 09:59:31 AM  
How could I have possibly been getting high, officer? I was in Lowes!
 
2018-03-01 10:01:32 AM  

bittermang: From the video, "And even started *singing*"

Oh my goodness, singing in public? What are we gonna do, Margret!?

And he bought all the cans, including the can he was using, and left peacefully? And there's no law against it, and he's never been charged with anything?

No crime, this man passes the background check, give him a gun.


When I read that he also paid for them, I figured what's the worse they can charge him with, disturbing the peace?
He can probably sue the store and police for false arrests since there appears to be no laws against it.
That will give him handfuls if compressed air.

/also, if you cringed at the spellling mistake, you might be a grammar Nazi
//that too
 
2018-03-01 10:03:57 AM  

TheGreatGazoo: He huffs so much he'll think he's back in Central Hardware .


"We've got it all and screw 'til you're nuts." or something like that.
 
2018-03-01 10:05:43 AM  
Arrested 17, never charged as it's not illegal. Well then you think they would either find something else to charge him with (theft, public intoxication, creating a nuisance, etc) or just stop arresting the guy.

/how many times can a person be arrested and not charged for the same thing before they have grounds to sue for harassment?
 
2018-03-01 10:06:01 AM  
Huff duster?
 
2018-03-01 10:07:06 AM  
The reason he didn't do this at Home depot...
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2018-03-01 10:14:15 AM  
Perhaps he needs another hobby less annoying to the general public...Something along the lines of erotic self-asphyxiation.    This is annoying enough in Home Depot or Lowes, but there should be a special hell for the people who mess up the pipe fittings or pull out drawers of hardware.   That asshat that will leave things in the wrong bin or steal a 35 cent bolt and leave the bag behind.
 
2018-03-01 10:23:10 AM  
Huffing in a home improvement store?

This guy will take care of it...

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OOF
2018-03-01 10:38:43 AM  
"He's still doing it in front of everyone down there and as soon as a cop walked in, he stopped and cashed out with the can of air and walked out, but I don't know what happened after that," he said.

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2018-03-01 10:43:41 AM  

OOF: "He's still doing it in front of everyone down there and as soon as a cop walked in, he stopped and cashed out with the can of air and walked out, but I don't know what happened after that," he said.

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Huh. How 'bout dah.
 
2018-03-01 11:22:47 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: When pot is legalized we need some "Johnny Ditchweed" to go out and plant some seeds. It might just keep some people from ending up like this.


/cereal killer-weed
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//her name was Becky
 
2018-03-01 11:29:04 AM  
I have a good friend who is huffing.  He has a very successful machining business, a wife, 4 beautiful kids, nice home and he is slowly going through the process of farking it all up. He huffs at work but because he is the boss/owner the workers just tippy-toe around, trying to get by...   No amount of support, cajoling, arguing and crying from me, his other friends, his wife or his oldest two kids (14 and 12) are having any effect on him.   It's god-damned frustrating and painful to watch. He 100% denies that he has a problem when I confront him even when I can smell the solvent on him (he is partial to mineral spirits)  He needs an intervention and a few months of rehab and counselling..    More likely he'll wrap his car around a tree (he drives high) or  eat one of his handguns before he gets clean......
 
2018-03-01 11:40:03 AM  
I was wondering how Patrick was doing.
 
2018-03-01 12:02:25 PM  

cnocnanrionnag: I have a good friend who is huffing.  He has a very successful machining business, a wife, 4 beautiful kids, nice home and he is slowly going through the process of farking it all up. He huffs at work but because he is the boss/owner the workers just tippy-toe around, trying to get by...   No amount of support, cajoling, arguing and crying from me, his other friends, his wife or his oldest two kids (14 and 12) are having any effect on him.   It's god-damned frustrating and painful to watch. He 100% denies that he has a problem when I confront him even when I can smell the solvent on him (he is partial to mineral spirits)  He needs an intervention and a few months of rehab and counselling..    More likely he'll wrap his car around a tree (he drives high) or  eat one of his handguns before he gets clean......


You want him to stop? He drives high -- so next time he's driving while high, call the cops on his ass and have him arrested.
 
2018-03-01 12:04:29 PM  
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Saw that cartoon last night
 
2018-03-01 12:27:50 PM  
Charging him with disorderly conduct would have given opportunity to get control of him, take him to the hospital (due to whackadoodle behavior) and possibly get him evaluated/dried out.  There is always something in the law to assist with the care of someone who obviously cannot take care of themselves.  This jackass needs to get a clue before he doesn't have enough brain cells left to work with
 
2018-03-01 12:29:45 PM  

bittermang: Oh my goodness, singing in public? What are we gonna do, Margret!?


Well if its only one guy, and he's in the draft office....
 
2018-03-01 12:32:35 PM  
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...amature...
 
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