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2018-03-01 07:53:37 AM  
Is the giggity tab still asleep?
 
2018-03-01 07:57:26 AM  
Farkettes, if any of you want to form rogue stripper troupes, I'm happy to provide a list of bars that I can often be found in.
 
2018-03-01 09:22:30 AM  
We're they dressed as police officers?
 
2018-03-01 09:23:01 AM  
What a rogue male might look like.
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2018-03-01 09:25:15 AM  
Damn, Ex-mormons
 
2018-03-01 09:26:07 AM  
They've also been known to hit convenience stores:

Magic Mike XXL I Want It That Way
Youtube Xd8qocJNO7Y
 
2018-03-01 09:26:49 AM  
Can we get docpeteyj in this thread to hear his thoughts on this growing development?
 
2018-03-01 09:28:08 AM  
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2018-03-01 09:28:38 AM  
Anyone else see the related article about the Deadpool Ruling
 
2018-03-01 09:33:36 AM  
Jackass sequel?
 
2018-03-01 09:35:08 AM  
The worst kind of illegal immigrants - long after their visas had expired, Thunder From Down Under roamed the countryside, terrorizing Utah bars with their oiled bodies and inexplicable accents.

This is why we need better immigration controls.
 
2018-03-01 09:36:21 AM  

Gubbo: Farkettes, if any of you want to form rogue stripper troupes, I'm happy to provide a list of bars that I can often be found in.


Sex with a farkette is the internet version of Russian roulette.

I just saved your life.
 
2018-03-01 09:39:08 AM  
Coincidentally, "Rogue Male Stripper Troop" was the name of the Village People 40-year retrospective that I put together for the 2017 NRA National Convention.
 
2018-03-01 09:41:45 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Coincidentally, "Rogue Male Stripper Troop" was the name of the Village People 40-year retrospective that I put together for the 2017 NRA National Convention.


Can't wait to hear that great parody hit, "Why, NRA? Why did you do it? Why, NRA?"
 
2018-03-01 09:43:00 AM  
I advised all my neighbor ladies that there was a rogue male stripper in the area.
But none of them took me up on it.
 
2018-03-01 09:44:12 AM  
"Rogue Male Stripper Troupe" is the name of my Village People cover band.
 
2018-03-01 09:44:14 AM  

Byno: Is the giggity tab still asleep?


The giggity tag never gets out of bed before 10:30, and usually before 12:30.
 
2018-03-01 09:45:56 AM  

invictus2: Damn, Ex-mormons


Can you blame them?  After two years of traveling in teams of 2, and doing in home dances, they didn't really want to give it up.  That must be why they travel by bicycles, staying in shape.
 
2018-03-01 09:46:16 AM  
WTactualF Utah?
 
2018-03-01 09:46:44 AM  

FormlessOne: The Pope of Manwich Village: Coincidentally, "Rogue Male Stripper Troop" was the name of the Village People 40-year retrospective that I put together for the 2017 NRA National Convention.

Can't wait to hear that great parody hit, "Why, NRA? Why did you do it? Why, NRA?"


Every man wants to be a macho man
To have the kind of rifle always in demand
Shootin' in the mornings, go man go
Firefights in the high school, muscles grow
You can best believe me
He's a macho man
Glad he took you down with anything he can
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey

Macho, macho man
I gotta be a macho man
Macho macho man
I gotta be a macho
 
2018-03-01 09:46:46 AM  
The concept of a rogue male stripper troop is intriguing. How does this differ from a well-regulated and orderly male stripper troop?

Is it purely technical, like the difference between a pirate ship and a regular merchant marine? Is it a question of paper work (passports, green cards, visa, licences) or personality?

In any case, I lament the absence of photographs. One photograph is worth a Brantgoose post.
 
2018-03-01 09:47:32 AM  
Sounds kinda sexy, doesn't it? Rogue male stripper troop. Composed entirely of rogue males or is it the troop that is rogue?
 
2018-03-01 09:48:45 AM  
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All. Day. Long.
 
2018-03-01 09:51:16 AM  
I want to meet these rogue males....
 
2018-03-01 09:51:49 AM  

brantgoose: The concept of a rogue male stripper troop is intriguing. How does this differ from a well-regulated and orderly male stripper troop?

Is it purely technical, like the difference between a pirate ship and a regular merchant marine? Is it a question of paper work (passports, green cards, visa, licences) or personality?

In any case, I lament the absence of photographs. One photograph is worth a Brantgoose post.


Maybe the troop does have missing eyes and limbs, just like sea pirates.  "Arrgh, I got that scar down there during a show in Salt Lake.  I dropped my pants with the wrong hand, and nearly skewered my buoys.  I never again used the hook like that."
 
2018-03-01 09:58:23 AM  
Weirdest part is that they're stripping to Enigma's "Sadeness".
 
2018-03-01 10:01:34 AM  
"Rogue Male Stripper Troupe" is the name of my rogue male stripper troupe.
 
2018-03-01 10:06:21 AM  
"rogue male" "stripper troop"
rogue "male stripper" troop
"rogue male stripper" troop.

While googling I ran across a British comic troop that call themselves the "comic strippers". So I guess they would be a rogue male comic stripper troop. Or not.

Ever see "Puppetry of the Penis", the Australian stripped male comic troop? The documentary is not only quite funny and interesting, it has a lot of great Australian landscape. Landscapes, not manscapes. You might think the landscapes boring. But then, boredom is an essential element of all pornography and some great literature, especially the really snobbish kind.

What has been seen can not be unseen.
 
2018-03-01 10:08:43 AM  

physt: [img.fark.net image 850x477]


Yup. I think that is them. The comic strippers, I mean.
 
2018-03-01 10:14:48 AM  
Rogue Male Stripper is the name of my George Michael/Boy George tribute band.
 
2018-03-01 10:51:34 AM  
Ain't nothing like being stuck in a Mormon closet.  Am I right boys?
 
2018-03-01 11:04:00 AM  
I misread that headline as "rogue male stripper toupees."
 
2018-03-01 11:30:27 AM  

Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.


Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)
 
2018-03-01 11:36:27 AM  

Gyrfalcon: I want to meet these rogue males....


My wife ran into them 4 times in the last week alone. She seems to be doing a lot of shopping lately.

Hang on.
What's that honey? You're going out again? OK, see you when you get back.
 
2018-03-01 11:43:29 AM  

Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)


Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.
 
2018-03-01 11:54:44 AM  

Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.


My wife gets a kick out of the fact that I describe him and Ryan Reynolds as "offensively good looking".
 
2018-03-01 12:01:20 PM  
In other words:  Do a Republican politician a solid and give them a heads up next time one of the troupes is due in town.
 
2018-03-01 12:01:53 PM  

Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.


As long as he doesn't talk, maybe. Once he opens his mouth, the illusion's broken.
 
2018-03-01 12:04:49 PM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.

As long as he doesn't talk, maybe. Once he opens his mouth, the illusion's broken.


Are you a straight man? You're not really his target market are you.
 
2018-03-01 12:06:28 PM  

lack of warmth: brantgoose: The concept of a rogue male stripper troop is intriguing. How does this differ from a well-regulated and orderly male stripper troop?

Is it purely technical, like the difference between a pirate ship and a regular merchant marine? Is it a question of paper work (passports, green cards, visa, licences) or personality?

In any case, I lament the absence of photographs. One photograph is worth a Brantgoose post.

Maybe the troop does have missing eyes and limbs, just like sea pirates.  "Arrgh, I got that scar down there during a show in Salt Lake.  I dropped my pants with the wrong hand, and nearly skewered my buoys.  I never again used the hook like that."


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2018-03-01 12:09:47 PM  
And for everyone saying "OMG, Utah!", all states have liquor laws(With the apparent exception of Nevada), and laws regarding sex/simulated sex/and touching of strippers in clubs, so this isn't some "Utah only" bullshiat, no matter how you paint it. 
FTFA:
The video, obtained by FOX 13 under a public records request, shows a dancer on stage with a woman plucked out of the audience. She's lying on the ground and he grabs her breasts, then pulls out a sex toy and hands it to her while he sprays the audience with a squirt bottle. The audience screams as Enigma's "Sadeness" blares.

Yeah, fondling a customer's breasts and stripping with sex toys will be illegal in PLENTY of states.

The real question here is if this "rogue male stripper troupe' is actually some undercover assholes from DABC, they pull shiat like this all of the time, forcing violations just to shut a place down for 90 days, which can send it out of business. Not because it's a place that has a lot of violations, they just wander around and perform these stings to close bars down because they want to. THAT is the 'OMG, Utah!' aspect of this. It totally wouldn't surprise me if this turned out to be the case.

AN example of Utah DABCV tactics: 4 DABC agents went into a bar(can't remember) and each ordered a drink. Just before the waitress came back, 2 of them got up to use the restroom. When the waitress dropped off the 4 drinks, that was a violation for over-serving. Not that this bar had any complaints about over-serving, DABC was just trying to force the bust. At the same bar, one of the agents also waited until the busiest time of the night, stuck a beer into his inner pocket of his jacket and walked out. Another violation, and another situation where the bar didn't have an issue with this happening, they just wanted to force the violation.

So this is the type of shiat that DABC would totally do, but that doesn't change the face that most states have extremely strong rules about how strippers and customers can and can't interact.
 
2018-03-01 12:42:36 PM  

usahole: Weirdest part is that they're stripping to Enigma's "Sadeness".


That's what got me as well.  Also the turn of phrase they used seemed poetic, but a little bit sad.

The audience screams as Enigma's "Sadeness" blares.

This is just the music you need for sweaty grinding bodies...
Enigma - Sadeness - Part i
Youtube 4F9DxYhqmKw
 
2018-03-01 12:51:08 PM  
I'm surprised that Utah's stripper rules seem less strict than California's. In California it's illegal for strippers to get fully nude in a place that serves alcohol. It was a law that was meant to reduce the number of sexual assaults. Really all it did was make every strip club build and open up a bar in their parking lot.
 
2018-03-01 12:51:48 PM  

Lady J: FormlessOne: Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.

As long as he doesn't talk, maybe. Once he opens his mouth, the illusion's broken.

Are you a straight man? You're not really his target market are you.


No, but my wife is his target market, and that was her opinion.
 
2018-03-01 01:17:39 PM  
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2018-03-01 01:42:43 PM  

harleyquinnical: Can we get docpeteyj in this thread to hear his thoughts on this growing development?


Hey, it's just a part-time gig, okay? Sheesh. You didn't have to blab to everyone.
 
2018-03-01 01:45:31 PM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: FormlessOne: Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.

As long as he doesn't talk, maybe. Once he opens his mouth, the illusion's broken.

Are you a straight man? You're not really his target market are you.

No, but my wife is his target market, and that was her opinion.


I disagree with her.

But it's a free country : )
 
2018-03-01 02:38:32 PM  
An undercover officer for the State Bureau of Investigation was in the audience for an October 2016 show at the Ice Haus.

Gee wasn't that convenient.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:36 PM  

Pinko_Commie: usahole: Weirdest part is that they're stripping to Enigma's "Sadeness".

That's what got me as well.  Also the turn of phrase they used seemed poetic, but a little bit sad.

The audience screams as Enigma's "Sadeness" blares.

This is just the music you need for sweaty grinding bodies...
[Youtube 4F9DxYhqmKw image 480x360][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/4F9DxYhq​mKw]


Actually, sex to that album was totally a thing in the '90s, at least in the circles that I moved in.  Reading the reference brought a smile to my face.
 
2018-03-01 07:12:29 PM  

FormlessOne: Lady J: Erma Gerdd: Lady J: [img.fark.net image 361x400]

All. Day. Long.

Oh, yes.
He's my husband's freebie.
Mine's Ryan Reynolds :)

Channing Tatum is one of the hottest men on the planet.

As long as he doesn't talk, maybe. Once he opens his mouth, the illusion's broken.


Honey, nobody pays men to open their mouths.
 
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