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(WQAD Quad Cities)   Woman tried to kill her look-alike with poisoned cheesecake   ( wqad.com) divider line
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2018-03-01 09:41:20 AM  
DRTFA, so I assume she just had some Jell-O no bake cheesecake. That shiat is an abomination.
 
2018-03-01 10:11:15 AM  
poisoning cheesecake is just lowdown dirty.
 
2018-03-01 10:15:49 AM  
I was hoping they'd have the "victim photograph not available, but here's an artist's representation" and it's the picture of the crazy woman run through a Photoshop filter gag.
 
2018-03-01 10:37:22 AM  
Clearly she's the evil doppelganger...who ruins a perfectly good cheesecake?  Monsters...that's who.
 
2018-03-01 10:45:16 AM  
She didn't have a pointy goatee.  I don't believe this story at all.
 
2018-03-01 10:53:50 AM  
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2018-03-01 10:54:34 AM  

blatz514: She didn't have a pointy goatee.  I don't believe this story at all.


She does have Russian accent, does that help?
 
2018-03-01 10:56:16 AM  

lack of warmth: blatz514: She didn't have a pointy goatee.  I don't believe this story at all.

She does have Russian accent, does that help?


Doesn't help change my opinion of those rooskies.
 
2018-03-01 10:56:43 AM  
Who the hell wrote that article bag of words that fell off of a truck on the freeway?
 
2018-03-01 10:57:41 AM  
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I saw that movie.
 
2018-03-01 10:58:38 AM  
So, if someone looks like you shows up with a cheesecake, politely decline.

Knock knock.
Who's there.
Cheesecake.  Free cheesecake.
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2018-03-01 10:59:02 AM  
So if someone YOU never met who looked suspiciously like you shows up on YOUR doorstep offering unwrapped food, would YOU eat it?   Was this woman ASLEEP during all the Halloween safety lectures growing up?
 
2018-03-01 11:01:46 AM  
The first clue that it was poison was the fact that the cheesecake came from a Cheesecake Factory box.
 
2018-03-01 11:03:19 AM  
Something's fishy, FTFA:
Nasyrova was arrested on March 20, 2017, at which time police found the victim's passport, employment card and ring. She was arraigned on Tuesday.

She was arrested almost a year ago and was just now arraigned?  WTF?

/happy new month!
 
2018-03-01 11:03:49 AM  

guestguy: Clearly she's the evil doppelganger...who ruins a perfectly good cheesecake?  Monsters...that's who.


Yeah, because it isn't like I'm going to stop eating the cheesecake.  She could be standing over me, cackling about her plan coming to fruition as my breath becomes labored and I'd still be like "I think I'll have another; I didn't eat much dinner."
 
2018-03-01 11:03:54 AM  
I could go for a Benzo laden cheesecake and a large glass of wine right about now.
 
2018-03-01 11:05:40 AM  
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Is that bad? Should I not have done that?

 
2018-03-01 11:06:39 AM  
Don't worry, Howard Silk has this covered.
 
2018-03-01 11:08:03 AM  
I knew it was true that aliens will put on a person suit and try to kill you and take over your life. It explains so much.
 
OOF
2018-03-01 11:10:34 AM  
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2018-03-01 11:12:37 AM  
Rookie mistake. You ALWAYS kill the evil lookalike before they kill you. I've survived 3 potential assassinations doing exactly that.

/by m. night shyamalan
 
2018-03-01 11:18:57 AM  
The Cheesecake Obituaries?
 
2018-03-01 11:19:10 AM  

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Hello sestra!
 
2018-03-01 11:20:40 AM  

anuran: The Cheesecake Obituaries


Premiering this fall on the CW.
 
2018-03-01 11:34:27 AM  
Jeeez. Ya try ta be a good neighbor. You bring a welcome-ta-da-neighbahood cheesecake. Ok, not homemade, but who does that these days? Does she offer you coffee? Does she say "Sit and talk".
No. She starts right in glomming the damn thing without even a fork. She scarfs down maybe 3/4 of the (very expensive, I should add,) cheesecake and then she feels sick. No kidding, genius. Now, all of a sudden, I'm the bad person.
It just don't pay to be nice, I tell ya.
 
2018-03-01 11:36:31 AM  

Magorn: So if someone YOU never met who looked suspiciously like you shows up on YOUR doorstep offering unwrapped food, would YOU eat it?   Was this woman ASLEEP during all the Halloween safety lectures growing up?


They knew each other. She ate the cheesecake because it was offered by her "friend."
 
2018-03-01 11:39:32 AM  
This woman has obviously never watched a soap opera.
 
2018-03-01 11:49:41 AM  
When I was like 9 or 10 there was this dude who was 3 or 4 years older than me.  We happened to look a lot alike.  For some reason motherfarker used to beat me senseless every time he saw me. Ended up knowing him about 20 years later.  Didn't beat me up but was still a douchebag.
 
2018-03-01 11:54:03 AM  

almejita: When I was like 9 or 10 there was this dude who was 3 or 4 years older than me.  We happened to look a lot alike.  For some reason motherfarker used to beat me senseless every time he saw me. Ended up knowing him about 20 years later.  Didn't beat me up but was still a douchebag.


Are you saying you have a punchable face?
 
2018-03-01 12:00:08 PM  
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2018-03-01 12:03:57 PM  
I love the Youtube thumbnail further down in the article:

Viktoria Nasyrova: 'I'm not a killer'
Youtube lpyFapEbwGU

I'm sorry miss, but you're setting off ALL my alarm bells.
 
2018-03-01 12:06:30 PM  
What? No recipe?
Useless article..
 
2018-03-01 12:33:29 PM  
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Kit, get me a recipe for cheesecake
 
2018-03-01 12:41:18 PM  

Percise1: Who the hell wrote that article bag of words that fell off of a truck on the freeway?


To be fair, that situation pretty much fell off of a truck on the freeway.  While it wasn't the most coherent piece of writing ever, I'm not subtracting as many points as usual.  Events were weird enough that trying to write about them would get a little disjointed.
 
2018-03-01 12:49:07 PM  
Poisoned cheesecake?!  What did she just use a No Ba...


Brawndo: DRTFA, so I assume she just had some Jell-O no bake cheesecake. That shiat is an abomination.


...

*shakes tiny fist*


:p
 
2018-03-01 12:56:49 PM  
Have some cheesecake!

Me: Oooh thanks!

It's been poisoned.

Me swallowing another bite: I'll take my chances.
 
2018-03-01 01:48:38 PM  
Doppelgangers. That is what they do according to urban legend and myth. They try to kill you and take your place.

There is a real pscyhological problem which produces exactly these symptoms, so myth meets psychiatry  meets urban legend, meets vanity with this one.

But how often do you get to use the word Doppelganger literally an accurately rather than loosely and figuratively?

Your word for today. doppelganger.

Watch out for yours! If you see one, you are either crazy, being hunted by a supernatural enemy, or just have a mundane identical twin. It could be pure coincidence. That is something that conspiracy theorists never believe.
 
2018-03-01 01:49:50 PM  
I just finished my four kinds of cheesecake at lunchtime. But that cheesecake was already mentioned in another post yesterday AND WHO THE FARK CARES WHAT SOMEBODY THEY DON'T KNOW JUST ATE?
 
2018-03-01 01:51:02 PM  

litespeed74: [i0.wp.com image 384x287]

Kit, get me a recipe for cheesecake


What the Greeks looked like about 9000 to 3000 B.C. Dark hair, dark complection, blue eyes to die for.
 
2018-03-01 01:52:33 PM  
It took a heck of a lot of breeding and child abandonment to produce Greeks that good-looking. I hope you appreciate the many thousands of fugly babies who had to die to produce one Greek God.

But the wolves ate well. There is always a silver lining for somebody.
 
2018-03-01 02:00:24 PM  

PluckYew: Something's fishy, FTFA:
Nasyrova was arrested on March 20, 2017, at which time police found the victim's passport, employment card and ring. She was arraigned on Tuesday.

She was arrested almost a year ago and was just now arraigned?  WTF?

/happy new month!


NYC courts are really backed up
 
2018-03-01 02:23:29 PM  
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2018-03-01 02:34:02 PM  
Someone has watched way to many Lifetime Network movies.
 
2018-03-01 02:53:27 PM  
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She tried to kill Danzig?
 
2018-03-01 03:02:56 PM  
Man, the Institute is starting to get careless
 
2018-03-01 03:09:59 PM  

NutWrench: I love the Youtube thumbnail further down in the article:

[YouTube video: Viktoria Nasyrova: 'I'm not a killer']
I'm sorry miss, but you're setting off ALL my alarm bells.


What happened to the intetviewer in the video?  Sunburn?
 
2018-03-01 03:42:54 PM  

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She tried to kill Danzig?


Mother
tell your cheesecake not to come my way...
 
2018-03-01 03:53:08 PM  
Russian women.  Not even once.
 
2018-03-01 07:08:12 PM  

brantgoose: Doppelgangers. That is what they do according to urban legend and myth. They try to kill you and take your place.

There is a real pscyhological problem which produces exactly these symptoms, so myth meets psychiatry  meets urban legend, meets vanity with this one.

But how often do you get to use the word Doppelganger literally an accurately rather than loosely and figuratively?

Your word for today. doppelganger.

Watch out for yours! If you see one, you are either crazy, being hunted by a supernatural enemy, or just have a mundane identical twin. It could be pure coincidence. That is something that conspiracy theorists never believe.


That is what they do according to urban legend and myth. They try to kill you and take your place.

There is a real pscyhological problem which produces exactly these symptoms, so myth meets psychiatry  meets urban legend, meets vanity with this one.

But how often do you get to use the word Doppelganger literally an accurately rather than loosely and figuratively?

Your word for today. doppelganger.

Watch out for yours! If you see one, you are either crazy, being hunted by a supernatural enemy, or just have a mundane identical twin. It could be pure coincidence. That is something that conspiracy theorists never believe.
 
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