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(Page Six)   When two young lovers get that moon in their eye they welcome a new baby into the world. Or even when a 76-year old NFL billionaire owner knocks up his 38-year old girlfriend. Same difference   ( pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Awkward, Kraft, owner Bob Kraft, Family, Ricki Noel Lander, Kraft family trust, Billionaire Kraft, statuesque blonde Lander, Staples Center  
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2018-03-01 01:27:02 AM  
10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.
 
2018-03-01 01:33:10 AM  
All that May/December stuff is creepy.
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2018-03-01 02:03:27 AM  
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2018-03-01 03:18:57 AM  
Why have a kid at that age? He'll be eight when you kick off. I guess he'll vaguely remember the decrepit old git who left him all the money...
 
2018-03-01 03:27:13 AM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: Why have a kid at that age? He'll be eight when you kick off. I guess he'll vaguely remember the decrepit old git who left him all the money...


80 is the new 60, I guess.

/if you have enough money for the best healthcare
 
2018-03-01 04:35:57 AM  

girlygirlmpls: All that May/December stuff is creepy.[img.fark.net image 220x230]


I always picture the baby coming out middle-aged...
 
2018-03-01 05:50:22 AM  
Congratulations to Roger Kraft's girlfriend and their pool boy.
 
2018-03-01 05:51:05 AM  

stoli n coke: Congratulations to Roger Kraft's girlfriend and their pool boy.


Or Robert Kraft, whatever the old fark's name is.
 
2018-03-01 05:55:54 AM  
Meh, it'll be a smooth transition from changing the baby's diaper to changing his.
 
2018-03-01 05:57:40 AM  
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2018-03-01 06:17:53 AM  

8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

Belichick
FTFY
 
2018-03-01 06:25:30 AM  

Hardy-r-r: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy. Belichick
FTFY


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2018-03-01 07:17:13 AM  

girlygirlmpls: All that May/December stuff is creepy.[img.fark.net image 220x230]


It looks like she crawled into the coffin with the corpse.
 
2018-03-01 07:23:59 AM  
Age/2+7

Almost makes it.

/missed it by >< that much
 
2018-03-01 07:38:46 AM  

8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.


Kid looks like Tom Brady.
 
2018-03-01 07:39:56 AM  
NOW we know why Malcolm Butler was benched.
 
2018-03-01 07:47:00 AM  
Isn't there a high probability the child will have genetic issues due to the age if the father?
 
2018-03-01 07:52:13 AM  

jayphat: Isn't there a high probability the child will have genetic issues due to the age if the father?


Yeah, they should really consider a panel of genetic testing.
 
2018-03-01 07:53:00 AM  
I ain't sayin  she a gold digger
But she ain't lookin' at a broke .... Patriot owner?
 
2018-03-01 08:06:23 AM  

stoli n coke: Congratulations to Roger Kraft's girlfriend and their pool boy.


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2018-03-01 08:14:07 AM  
might explain why they let Blount go
 
2018-03-01 08:43:36 AM  
Jonathan! JONATHAN!!!

/Maybe they bring back the Whiner Line just for this
 
2018-03-01 09:10:33 AM  
Its the Patriot way
 
2018-03-01 09:13:40 AM  
Dude has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel when suddenly his 50 something year old kids have to split up the inheritance one more way.

Aint that a pisser
 
2018-03-01 09:16:38 AM  

mikaloyd: Dude has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel when suddenly his 50 something year old kids have to split up the inheritance one more way.

Aint that a pisser


Someone has to inherit Peter King.
 
2018-03-01 09:23:24 AM  
FTA: "Kraft, via a spokesman, told us "Last fall, Ricki Noel Lander became the proud mother of a beautiful, healthy baby. While Robert Kraft is not the biological father,..."

Also FTA: "But Kraft will not publicly discuss whether he is the baby's biological father, even with close friends. "

That's some fine reporting there, Lou.
 
2018-03-01 09:55:20 AM  
Wonder how many MAGA-head Pats fans realize this makes Kraft an actual cuck?
 
2018-03-01 09:58:12 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.


Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.
 
2018-03-01 09:59:21 AM  

mikaloyd: Dude has one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel when suddenly his 50 something year old kids have to split up the inheritance one more way.

Aint that a pissah


/we're speaking Bostonese here
 
2018-03-01 10:17:52 AM  
Since no one bothered to RTFA.

 Bob Kraft after his much younger girlfriend Ricki Noel Lander secretly had a baby - but he's confirmed that the child is not his.
 
2018-03-01 10:23:59 AM  

jayphat: Isn't there a high probability the child will have genetic issues due to the age if the father?


Since Kraft is not the biological father, no.

/I bet that's why they got rid of Jimmy G.
 
2018-03-01 10:50:09 AM  
Best in Show Clip: 'I am the one having to push him away'
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2018-03-01 11:03:55 AM  

8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.


They are now publicly saying it ain;t his, he just supports the kid and his moM
 
2018-03-01 11:15:38 AM  

Magorn: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

They are now publicly saying it ain;t his, he just supports the kid and his moM


She's just a girl who claimed that he was the one.

/Hee Hee
/Sh'moan
 
2018-03-01 11:21:23 AM  
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2018-03-01 12:10:29 PM  

Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.


Really? Who was the first?
 
2018-03-01 12:16:17 PM  
Trying not to be outdone, Saints owner Tom Benson attempts the same thing.  But his boys missed the target again.

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2018-03-01 12:38:20 PM  

abhorrent1: Since no one bothered to RTFA.

 Bob Kraft after his much younger girlfriend Ricki Noel Lander secretly had a baby - but he's confirmed that the child is not his.


Did finding out paternity deflate his balls?
 
2018-03-01 12:44:06 PM  

Sin'sHero: abhorrent1: Since no one bothered to RTFA.

 Bob Kraft after his much younger girlfriend Ricki Noel Lander secretly had a baby - but he's confirmed that the child is not his.

Did finding out paternity deflate his balls?


Not as bad as watching the secret surveillance tape he made of it did.
 
2018-03-01 12:56:27 PM  

EyeballKid: Wonder how many MAGA-head Pats fans realize this makes Kraft an actual cuck?


5, maybe 6
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2018-03-01 12:57:38 PM  

jaylectricity: Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.

Really? Who was the first?


John Moynahan, his son with Bridget Moynahan. Whom he dumped when she was pregnant.
 
2018-03-01 01:07:06 PM  

jaylectricity: Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.

Really? Who was the first?


John Edward Thomas Moynahan
 
2018-03-01 01:27:41 PM  

Arkanaut: jaylectricity: Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.

Really? Who was the first?

John Edward Thomas Moynahan


Methinks you need to learn the meaning of the word "acknowledge".  Just because he broke up with Moynahan doesn't mean that he ignores the baby, let alone doesn't acknowledge that it's actually his.

http://www.eonline.com/fr/news/551914​/​gisele-bundchen-hugs-tom-brady-s-ex-br​idget-moynahan-see-the-friendly-photo
 
2018-03-01 01:28:38 PM  
Well they claim he isnt the father... but that would mean she cheated on him and had that man's kid and he's ok with that?  I think him just being the father seems more likely
 
2018-03-01 01:35:32 PM  

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Arkanaut: jaylectricity: Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.

Really? Who was the first?

John Edward Thomas Moynahan

Methinks you need to learn the meaning of the word "acknowledge".  Just because he broke up with Moynahan doesn't mean that he ignores the baby, let alone doesn't acknowledge that it's actually his.

http://www.eonline.com/fr/news/551914/​gisele-bundchen-hugs-tom-brady-s-ex-br​idget-moynahan-see-the-friendly-photo


Forget it, they're rolling.
 
2018-03-01 04:23:32 PM  
Those two crazy kids.....
/money has nothing to do with a 76 yo being with a 38 yo......
 
2018-03-01 05:43:37 PM  

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Arkanaut: jaylectricity: Arkanaut: OtherLittleGuy: 8 inches: 10/1 The kid looks just like the pool boy.

/Speaking of which, I need to go drop the kids off at the pool.

Kid looks like Tom Brady.

Wouldn't be the first kid Tom Terrific doesn't acknowledge as his.

Really? Who was the first?

John Edward Thomas Moynahan

Methinks you need to learn the meaning of the word "acknowledge".  Just because he broke up with Moynahan doesn't mean that he ignores the baby, let alone doesn't acknowledge that it's actually his.

http://www.eonline.com/fr/news/551914/​gisele-bundchen-hugs-tom-brady-s-ex-br​idget-moynahan-see-the-friendly-photo


Thanks. That was my point when I asked the question. He spends lots of time with his son with Bridget.
 
kab
2018-03-01 07:38:18 PM  
No gold digging there, no siree.
 
kab
2018-03-01 07:39:38 PM  

jayphat: Isn't there a high probability the child will have genetic issues due to the age if the father?


Theres a really high probability you didnt rtfa :)
 
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