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(Straits Times)   If your five-star hotel doesn't have a Jeff Goldblum photo collage in the room, it's not a Marriott   ( straitstimes.com) divider line
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2018-02-28 11:38:03 PM  
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I am disappointed the hotel didn't place this one in the bathroom
 
2018-02-28 11:53:53 PM  
Pfft

I had a Homewood Suites put a photo of Dan Blocker on our nightstand once.
 
2018-03-01 12:07:00 AM  
I hear Trump hotels have photo collages of Stormy Daniels.
 
2018-03-01 12:15:24 AM  
Any guesses what the nightly cost of the concierge room is? Without looking.

I'm going for 700 a nt for a double. 3000 if it's a suite.
 
2018-03-01 12:43:58 AM  
"You shouldn't have done that, David."
"But I did, so let's get in the van."
 
2018-03-01 01:18:35 AM  
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it's an old meme, but it checks out
 
2018-03-01 01:34:42 AM  
Stayed at the MGM Grand LV where each room was themed with a different celebrity. We had Lauren Holly. I was ok with that.
 
2018-03-01 02:11:22 AM  

girlygirlmpls: Stayed at the MGM Grand LV where each room was themed with a different celebrity. We had Lauren Holly. I was ok with that.


Patrick Stewart watching me have sex, judging my technique, was both irritating and strangely erotic.
 
2018-03-01 05:01:58 AM  

AvoidThoseTentacles: girlygirlmpls: Stayed at the MGM Grand LV where each room was themed with a different celebrity. We had Lauren Holly. I was ok with that.

Patrick Stewart watching me have sex, judging my technique, was both irritating and strangely erotic.


You could flip the picture frame face down, but it'd be too late as he's seen everything. He's seen it all.
 
2018-03-01 06:02:48 AM  
Goddammit, now I have to do this?
 
2018-03-01 07:47:19 AM  

AvoidThoseTentacles: girlygirlmpls: Stayed at the MGM Grand LV where each room was themed with a different celebrity. We had Lauren Holly. I was ok with that.

Patrick Stewart watching me have sex, judging my technique, was both irritating and strangely erotic.


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2018-03-01 08:04:15 AM  
girlygirlmpls:

Be glad it wasn't the Eric Stoltz room
 
2018-03-01 08:06:31 AM  
Customer service...uh...finds a way.
 
2018-03-01 08:52:35 AM  
Goldblum is my favorite part of Thor - Ragnarok, and I really enjoyed the whole movie. He is just hilarious in it.
 
2018-03-01 09:24:17 AM  
I only stay in the kind of classy places that offer busts of Goldblum in the room.
 
2018-03-01 09:24:35 AM  
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2018-03-01 09:43:19 AM  
Thank you, Homewood Suites
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2018-03-01 06:13:06 PM  

AvoidThoseTentacles: girlygirlmpls: Stayed at the MGM Grand LV where each room was themed with a different celebrity. We had Lauren Holly. I was ok with that.

Patrick Stewart watching me have sex, judging my technique, was both irritating and strangely erotic.


So that's where he got the idea.

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