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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Texas coach: Sorry, kid. We don't recruit athletes from Colorado because our athletes have a hard time passing our drug tests as it is, and since your state has legalized marijuana, well, good luck. Thank your liberal politicians   ( wfaa.com) divider line
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2018-02-28 09:29:06 PM  
Yeah, fark that coach.   Drug test the kid, just like you drug test ALL the kids, instead of being a biatchy asshole.   Though the Colorado Kid (heh) may be escaping an asshole coach who inadvertently showed his colors early.
 
2018-02-28 10:03:58 PM  
Lol..... Texas Wesleyan. Coach did the kid a favor.
 
2018-02-28 10:05:08 PM  
Meh. It's a religious school, fark'em.

Get yourself a real college experience at a real college, kid.
 
2018-02-28 10:33:55 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: Meh. It's a religious school, fark'em.

Get yourself a real college experience at a real college, kid.


With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the college!
 
2018-02-28 10:46:28 PM  
Might as well go to BYU.
 
2018-02-28 11:17:13 PM  
TFA: "You can thank your liberal politicians."

Yeah, this isn't about drug tests.  It's about stigginit.
 
2018-03-01 01:46:47 AM  
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2018-03-01 03:23:40 AM  
In a statement, Texas Wesleyan officials acknowledged the email and said Jeffcoat's comments "are in no way a reflection of Texas Wesleyan University, its values or its recruiting practices."

The practice of recruiters for Texas Wesleyan University in no way reflects the recruiting practices of Texas Wesleyan University, you guys.

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2018-03-01 04:51:31 AM  
Lol. Coach is just grandstanding and using the kid to make a political cheapshot at "the dang libruls", how shameful.
If he wanted him he'd have just spent tenbucks to test him.
He didn't want him so he took a cheapshot at CO and the "dang libruls".
That's just ugly to treat young kids that way.
So many reasons to hate ppl.
Also the kid dodged a bullet. You don't want to play for someone like that and oh yeah, plus, also,
Texas is a farking shiathole anyway.
 
2018-03-01 05:56:42 AM  
Can Colorado stop accepting Texans into our colleges and universities? You know, because of the festering stupid that reigns supreme in their state?
 
2018-03-01 07:24:51 AM  
I can't believe that there is something more important than football in Texas.
 
2018-03-01 07:25:24 AM  

holdmybones: Can Colorado stop accepting Texans into our colleges and universities? You know, because of the festering stupid that reigns supreme in their state?


You mean like teaching creationism in science and gutting their history books?
 
2018-03-01 07:48:20 AM  
Mm hmm...something tells me that if the kid was a five-star, can't-miss recruit, the coach would find a way to overlook his strongly held convictions.
 
2018-03-01 07:50:08 AM  

grokca: I can't believe that there is something more important than football in Texas.


There's not but this is a baseball coach
 
2018-03-01 09:04:19 AM  
There are good recruits in Colorado?
 
2018-03-01 09:06:10 AM  

mikaloyd: There are good recruits in Colorado?


Nevermind its baseball. Who cares about college baseball?
 
2018-03-01 09:07:53 AM  
Have you ever tried to watch a whole college baseball game? On weed?
 
2018-03-01 09:32:38 AM  

davidphogan: TFA: "You can thank your liberal politicians."

Yeah, this isn't about drug tests.  It's about stigginit.


 This has nothing to do with politicians since this was a ballot issue voted on by voters like me.
That being said, this kid is dodging a bullet by not going to Texas for any reason.
 
2018-03-01 09:43:35 AM  

orangehat: davidphogan: TFA: "You can thank your liberal politicians."

Yeah, this isn't about drug tests.  It's about stigginit.

 This has nothing to do with politicians since this was a ballot issue voted on by voters like me.
That being said, this kid is dodging a bullet by not going to Texas for any reason.


Huh?  Was a ban on athletes from Colorado because the libs a ballot issue?  Fascinating.
 
2018-03-01 09:59:12 AM  
It's been a while since I thought of Colorado as "liberal" thanks to their fundie infestation.
 
2018-03-01 10:36:21 AM  
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2018-03-01 11:22:25 AM  

Keith Dudemeister: Mm hmm...something tells me that if the kid was a five-star, can't-miss recruit, the coach would find a way to overlook his strongly held convictions.


If this kid was a five-star, can't-miss recruit, he wouldn't be talking to anybody from Texas Wesleyan in the first place.

/shut up, Wesley
 
2018-03-01 12:26:19 PM  
DRTFA - presumed TEXAS and FOOTBALL.  Figured that meant that Ricky Williams would be starting RB for the Buffs this year!
 
2018-03-01 01:24:27 PM  
Update: the school told the coach to go be a dick elsewhere:  https://www.denverpost.co​m/2018/03/01/​mike-jeffcoat-fired/
 
2018-03-01 01:28:29 PM  

edmo: It's been a while since I thought of Colorado as "liberal" thanks to their fundie infestation.


The fundies are mostly concentrated in a specific part of the state.  Colorado Springs and a healthy portion of Douglas County.  Outside of there, Colorado conservatives have a very libertarian streak and that's why pot was legalized in a not really that close vote.

Overall, I don't think the state is all that liberal, but to a Texan, I can see why it might appear that way.
 
2018-03-01 01:42:01 PM  

little big man: Update: the school told the coach to go be a dick elsewhere:  https://www.denverpost.com​/2018/03/01/mike-jeffcoat-fired/


Good news.
 
2018-03-01 02:59:32 PM  

TedDalton: [img.fark.net image 672x368]


Our coach tried that my senior year back in the day.  When only 4 backup linemen and two backup receivers had turned theirs in by the start of school he had to abandon that idea.

/Oklahoma
 
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