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Fark NotNewsletter: Beware the whole month of March
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We're moving into March, which was named for Mars, the Roman god of war. The planet where green aliens live is also named after Mars. March 17th is St. Patrick's Day, when everyone is expected to wear green. A few days later on March 20th is National Alien Abductions Day, an obscure holiday that nobody knows the origins of. Clearly, it was started by Martians. This whole month is obviously one big alien conspiracy. Study it out, people.
Dana Loesch - 328
CPAC - 450
Arm teachers - 105
Billy Graham - 190
Some of the top-voted smartest and funniest comments from the past week
Pocket Ninja mourned Billy Graham's passing
GRCooper clarified a common expression
hobnail speculated on the effects of Mount Sinabung's eruption
croesius was shocked by a murder with an absinthe bottle
Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste took issue with an article opposing yoga pants
The Goddamn Batman explained why people like a pretty gross beverage
Mike_LowELL had an adventure at the movie theater
zamboni found a photo of yet another person doing the "senior portrait challenge"
baorao reacted to a man with two penes
NeoCortex42 remembered a consequential hit of the 1990s
swaniefrmreddeer supported freedom of religion
Gubbo put the concern over kids using phones during school shootings into perspective
eurotrader compared a deputy sheriff's salary to a teacher's salary, and added more comments on this comparison
PreMortem discussed the resource deputy at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School not confronting the shooter
Pocket Ninja mourned Billy Graham's passing
hissatsu was unnerved by some of Trump's supporters
PadreScout explained why religion isn't like race, gender, or sexual persuasion
hobnail discussed problems that are caused by "purity culture"
wademh thought about what a high school resource officer was up against
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Smart: Barnacles! answered the question, "Who's the oldest person that you would like to see in the nude?"
Funny: casey.lurvs.bacon explained when people show off their homemade sex tapes
Funny: Barry McCockner was had a question about a confusing seduction scenario
Funny: brap had a polite way to relay some awkward information
CSB Sunday Morning: Strange friends
Smart: wademh played kick with the soccer team's outcast
Funny: The Pope of Manwich Village has a friend who is unintentionally funny
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toraque discovered some shocking information in the Democratic response to the Nunes memo
duppy thought that the CNN Town Hall on the Parkland, Florida shooting looked familiar
boxbot2000 reacted to news that Twitter banned thousands of Russian bot accounts
StopArrestingMe had a plan to replace Twitter
King Something revealed who Mueller is going after in the U.K.
phrawgh disagreed with an NRA argument against gun control
RJReves explained to Trump why Obama didn't do more about Russian interference
wademh had something to say about Trump mocking John McCain at CPAC
luckyeddie discussed Trump's plans to have a parade this particular Vetarans Day
blastoh listed "the big 5 conservative myths"
Some of the top-voted contest entries from last week, listed from highest number of votes down
wickedfish showed us a flock of superdogs
Circusdog320 helped a superhero dog watch over the city
ionthrust made an advertisement for a cool new movie
Iggie replaced the White House Press Secretary
markie_farkie captured an image of a supersonic pooch
Wrongo demonstrated the best way to core an apple
RedZoneTuba gave a compelling reason to join TotalFark
Me_Too_I_Ate_One_Too made a dream come true
Svatch had either a good deal or a threat
Yammering_Splat_Vector let us know what we should do for Farkistan
Alligator reminded us what to do every payday
pershing won Farktography Contest No. 668: "It's a Technicality 2" with this here doohickey
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Here are your Fark Headlines of the Week for February 11-17!
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