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2018-02-24 07:35:01 PM  
best known for raising the price of an AIDS drug by 5,000 percent

Screwing over sick people is one thing, but mess with investors and down comes the hammer.
 
2018-02-24 07:35:46 PM  
Shkreli's Facebook account was updated with a comment calling the Democrats who voted against the measure "LOOSERS."

Shouldn't be surprising this farkwit can't spell.
 
2018-02-24 08:14:08 PM  
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2018-02-24 09:23:28 PM  

fusillade762: best known for raising the price of an AIDS drug by 5,000 percent

Screwing over sick people is one thing, but mess with investors and down comes the hammer.


Price gouging is immoral but not illegal. Theft of tens of millions of dollars is both.

He's going to see decades behind bars.
 
2018-02-24 09:23:49 PM  
 No thanks.
 
2018-02-24 09:24:58 PM  
I love that that's all I need to hear to know it's this asshole.

Also, fark this guy.
 
2018-02-24 09:26:02 PM  
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The judge didn't punch him at all.
 
2018-02-24 09:26:21 PM  
God dammitt subby I thought you meant literally.
 
2018-02-24 09:27:13 PM  
Use an incognito window if you've used up your free WaPo views.
 
2018-02-24 09:29:13 PM  
May the inmates in prison donkey punch him repeatedly every day.
 
2018-02-24 09:29:23 PM  
for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.
 
2018-02-24 09:30:45 PM  
Subby....don't get me all excited, thinking a judge stepped down from the bench, calmly walked up to this douche, took a long, meaningful look at him, and then loosed a massive haymaker on his piece of shiat face.

Instead this is just normal, albeit satisfying, court proceedings.
 
2018-02-24 09:31:47 PM  
Wook at his widdle face though.  It's not wearing its typical shiat-eating smirk.  He's afraid.

*good*
 
2018-02-24 09:33:33 PM  
Shkreli is worth more than $27 million

So the question is, is $27 million enough to avoid justice? I'm thinking no, he'd need to be north of at least $100M.
 
2018-02-24 09:35:43 PM  

JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.


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/whole series was great
 
2018-02-24 09:37:45 PM  

Tchernobog: Subby....don't get me all excited, thinking a judge stepped down from the bench, calmly walked up to this douche, took a long, meaningful look at him, and then loosed a massive haymaker on his piece of shiat face.

Instead this is just normal, albeit satisfying, court proceedings.


That would have been glorious.
 
2018-02-24 09:38:21 PM  

Tchernobog: Instead this is just normal, albeit satisfying, court proceedings.


It's not even satisfying though.

He is being punished not for trying to rob and kill poor people, but rather for doing something, I don't even know what exactly, that didn't make the rich richer fast enough.

This is like being a roman slave and seeing your owner who whipped your fellow slaves so badly they died being punished for wearing the wrong color of sandals in public.
 
2018-02-24 09:38:37 PM  
LOOSERS

/not as loose as your butt will be at the end of your 20 years in the big house
 
2018-02-24 09:39:06 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: God dammitt subby I thought you meant literally.


I disagree.  Judge did punch him.  Right in the dick.
 
2018-02-24 09:42:13 PM  

doglover: Tchernobog: Instead this is just normal, albeit satisfying, court proceedings.

It's not even satisfying though.

He is being punished not for trying to rob and kill poor people, but rather for doing something, I don't even know what exactly, that didn't make the rich richer fast enough.

This is like being a roman slave and seeing your owner who whipped your fellow slaves so badly they died being punished for wearing the wrong color of sandals in public.


I'm not disagreeing with you, but compared to the sort of justice someone worth (a surreptitious) $27 million typically sees in this country? I'll take what I can get.
 
2018-02-24 09:42:16 PM  

monsatano: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

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/whole series was great


You used up all my monitor ink.  You owe me a new monitor.
 
2018-02-24 09:45:42 PM  
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This is a face that does not comprehend its exceptional good fortune in not being within my arm's reach.
 
2018-02-24 09:49:44 PM  
Never forget:

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2018-02-24 09:50:01 PM  
*sigh*  I was hoping that the judge had actually punched him in the face.
 
2018-02-24 09:52:28 PM  
Jason Miller?

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2018-02-24 09:53:46 PM  

abhorrent1: Jason Miller?

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Didja ever see someone draw a face on their thumb?
 
2018-02-24 09:54:38 PM  
And here I was hoping that O'Queef was going to need reconstructive surgery.
 
2018-02-24 09:56:19 PM  
I still get the impression this d-bag thinks the fact he's a young rich white male that he's just going to get a slap on the wrist when all is said and done.
If he was really smart he would have invested in the companies that make Ramen and Honey Buns because he's probably going to be buying out the commissary every week for the next 20 years as he uses it as payment to not get his ass kicked every day.
 
2018-02-24 09:58:47 PM  
It genuinely seems like he needs a nose job to give him more nose. What's his ass doing with a princess nose.

/or is it me
 
2018-02-24 10:02:13 PM  

serfdood: ViolentEastCoastCity: God dammitt subby I thought you meant literally.

I disagree.  Judge did punch him.  Right in the dick.


At best, this is what we call a Benchslap.  I was hoping it was actual physical contact between the judge's fist and PharmaBro's face, at high velocity.  Or his dick.  I would have taken that too.
 
2018-02-24 10:02:34 PM  

Ringshadow: It genuinely seems like he needs a nose job to give him more nose. What's his ass doing with a princess nose.

/or is it me


Well we haven't see your picture, so...
 
2018-02-24 10:06:44 PM  

C18H27NO3: Well we haven't see your picture, so...


Unfortunately I have ample enough nose to give him enough nose to constitute a proper nose.

/nose
 
2018-02-24 10:07:21 PM  

monsatano: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

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/whole series was great


the payday loan guy,omg i wanted to throttle him.
 
2018-02-24 10:07:30 PM  
though Ajit Pai had that distinction, though this guy does run a close second
 
2018-02-24 10:11:19 PM  

meanmutton: fusillade762: best known for raising the price of an AIDS drug by 5,000 percent

Screwing over sick people is one thing, but mess with investors and down comes the hammer.

Price gouging is immoral but not illegal. Theft of tens of millions of dollars is both.

He's going to see decades behind bars.


I really hope you're right, even if only to send a message.  And not in some upstate club fed, but an actual prison.
 
2018-02-24 10:18:22 PM  

JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.


Thank you, I will check that out tonight! I've kind of danced around watching it for the last week or so. (The series, not ep 3)
 
2018-02-24 10:19:27 PM  
He should do hard labor! And not the pregnant kind.
 
2018-02-24 10:28:35 PM  

serfdood: ViolentEastCoastCity: God dammitt subby I thought you meant literally.

I disagree.  Judge did punch him.  Right in the dick.


They could not find it, so they punched him in the numbers instead.
 
2018-02-24 10:29:32 PM  

JudgeSmails: monsatano: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x850]

/whole series was great

the payday loan guy,omg i wanted to throttle him.


The fact that they were completely oblivious to the irony of their situation was mind-blowing (and, sadly, not at all surprising). When his wife was complaining about not being able to pay the bills/get credit/etc, I was hoping beyond hope that someone on the doc crew would ask her if she'd thought about getting a payday loan.
 
2018-02-24 10:34:31 PM  

Hankie Fest: Use an incognito window if you've used up your free WaPo views.


If you'e used up your WaPo views, feel nothing but shame.
 
2018-02-24 10:39:01 PM  

Ringshadow: It genuinely seems like he needs a nose job to give him more nose. What's his ass doing with a princess nose.

/or is it me


Small target? Harder to hit, but more enjoyable when you do.
 
2018-02-24 10:41:05 PM  

C18H27NO3: I still get the impression this d-bag thinks the fact he's a young rich white male that he's just going to get a slap on the wrist when all is said and done.
If he was really smart he would have invested in the companies that make Ramen and Honey Buns because he's probably going to be buying out the commissary every week for the next 20 years as he uses it as payment to not get his ass kicked every day.


He might get a couple years but they're going to be in club fed.  He will still have tens of millions of dollars even after the legal fees.
 
2018-02-24 10:41:55 PM  

JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.


That show is enough to make your blood boil. The episode about the loan shark race car driver made me want to do a drive-by. He, his wife, and his lawyer are on a completely different plane of reality where they don't see how they did anything wrong. They were playing victims during the whole episode. I took a beta blocker because my heart started racing from the anger.
 
2018-02-24 10:44:17 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

That show is enough to make your blood boil. The episode about the loan shark race car driver made me want to do a drive-by. He, his wife, and his lawyer are on a completely different plane of reality where they don't see how they did anything wrong. They were playing victims during the whole episode. I took a beta blocker because my heart started racing from the anger.


their poor brainwashed daughter is going to hate herself for defending him once she realizes the scope of what he has done.  The whole HSBC episode is by far the worst, tho.  Too big to prosecute.
 
2018-02-24 10:47:17 PM  
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2018-02-24 10:57:57 PM  

Bluemoons: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

Thank you, I will check that out tonight! I've kind of danced around watching it for the last week or so. (The series, not ep 3)


Be careful, you'll want to throw something at the TV
 
2018-02-24 10:58:42 PM  
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2018-02-24 11:00:54 PM  

70xlrt: Bluemoons: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

Thank you, I will check that out tonight! I've kind of danced around watching it for the last week or so. (The series, not ep 3)

Be careful, you'll want to throw something at the TV


You'll want to throw the TV.
 
2018-02-24 11:07:25 PM  

ecmoRandomNumbers: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

That show is enough to make your blood boil. The episode about the loan shark race car driver made me want to do a drive-by. He, his wife, and his lawyer are on a completely different plane of reality where they don't see how they did anything wrong. They were playing victims during the whole episode. I took a beta blocker because my heart started racing from the anger.


If you want a little more info on this d-bag Tucker there's a pod cast called Dinner with Racers. They get his point of view and it's about what you'd think.  Trump will probably pardon him.
 
2018-02-24 11:30:15 PM  

70xlrt: Bluemoons: JudgeSmails: for those farkers with netflix,you should watch the series Dirty Money,episode 3.  It's all about pharma companies that are really hedge funds.  also it's a good series.

Thank you, I will check that out tonight! I've kind of danced around watching it for the last week or so. (The series, not ep 3)

Be careful, you'll want to throw something at the TV


farking A . Watching it right now, and that's a pretty accurate description of how I feel. WTF?
 
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