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(The Hill)   Guy who hugged Grimace thinks Samuel L. Jackson does too many TV commercials   ( thehill.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Teacher, Donald Trump, Trump, John Trump Accuser, President Trump Donald, President of the United States, Samuel L. Jackson, Columbine High School massacre  
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2018-02-24 06:07:16 PM  
And now, a review of the First Lady's acting career:
Aflac - Experiment (2005, USA)
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2018-02-24 06:22:22 PM  
I would pay good money to watch Mr Jackson fist fight Mr Trump.
 
2018-02-24 07:22:55 PM  

RJReves: I would pay good money to watch Mr Jackson fist fight Mr Trump.


Problem would be that a lot of that would go to line Trump's pockets.  A better solution is that I would pay bail for Mr. Jackson to beat the ever-living tar out of any and all of the Trumps with a tire iron.
 
2018-02-24 07:26:22 PM  

RJReves: I would pay good money to watch Mr Jackson fist fight Mr Trump.


I'd pay good money to watch Mr. Jackson fist Mrs. Trump.
 
2018-02-24 07:43:52 PM  
I love how the headline has absolutely nothing to do with TFA.
 
2018-02-24 08:09:58 PM  

fusillade762: I love how the headline has absolutely nothing to do with TFA.


The old Trump tweet at the bottom... and Trump was once in a McDonald's commercial with Grimace,  I'm sure it'd be online if you wanna see it.
 
2018-02-24 08:20:28 PM  
Monkey feather president is a monkeyfeather dipshiat and Samuel L Jackson needn't worry about taking out the trash. The FBI is currently lining up the whole," Look we totally were not targeting this asshole, but he tripped right into our laps, and begged to be brought down" plan on Donny 2 scoops.
Just keep collecting paychecks for being the hardest working man in show business, Sam.
I know you have more liquid assets than that stupid assclown in the white house.

Let it ride.
Once he's gone, we'll burn the sheets, if you catch my drift.
 
2018-02-24 08:22:19 PM  
Add Grimace to the #meToo campaign, Trump just couldn't keep his gropey lil hands from wandering
 
2018-02-24 08:29:12 PM  
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2018-02-24 08:54:31 PM  
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"I love you, Huckabooboo."
 
2018-02-24 08:57:06 PM  

vudukungfu: Monkey feather president is a monkeyfeather dipshiat and Samuel L Jackson needn't worry about taking out the trash. The FBI is currently lining up the whole," Look we totally were not targeting this asshole, but he tripped right into our laps, and begged to be brought down" plan on Donny 2 scoops.
Just keep collecting paychecks for being the hardest working man in show business, Sam.
I know you have more liquid assets than that stupid assclown in the white house.

Let it ride.
Once he's gone, we'll burn the sheets, if you catch my drift.


Did you just meet a stranger in the Alps?
 
2018-02-24 08:58:16 PM  
Keep eating those big macks, ya orange fat ass.  I for one am thinking and praying for a heart attack.
 
2018-02-24 09:05:29 PM  
rich guy that has never been in a real gunfight rags on other rich guy for never being in a real gunfight
 
2018-02-24 09:06:01 PM  
Goddamit Ray, I read the goddam comments. Goddamit.
 
2018-02-24 09:06:20 PM  
I hope SLJ plays Trump in one of the dozens of movies that'll be made about this shiatshow.
 
2018-02-24 09:09:21 PM  
I'M GLAD THEY'RE DEAD AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!


/I'm always screaming
//didn't you ever see my movies muthaf*cka!
///I'll have a Samuel Jackson beer
 
2018-02-24 09:15:31 PM  
he's probably right. if there's one thing the president knows a helluva lot about, it's laying/sitting/riding hoveround and watching hour after hour after hour of tv. i bet he wonders why people don't say 'dilly dilly' to him
 
2018-02-24 09:15:54 PM  
Grimace would make a better President than the Fascist, Loofah-Faced Schitt-Gibbon-in-Chief.  Grimace is probably smarter, too.
 
2018-02-24 09:18:53 PM  

Mock26: Grimace would make a better President than the Fascist, Loofah-Faced Schitt-Gibbon-in-Chief.  Grimace is probably smarter, too.


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2018-02-24 09:21:55 PM  

RJReves: I would pay good money to watch Mr Jackson fist fight Mr Trump.


And I'd put $100 on Trump.

If he managed to win, I'd be worth more than him.
 
2018-02-24 09:31:39 PM  

KodosZardoz: I'M GLAD THEY'RE DEAD AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!


/I'm always screaming
//didn't you ever see my movies muthaf*cka!
///I'll have a Samuel Jackson beer



*Spoilers below*

THAT SHARK ATE ME!
 
2018-02-24 10:00:11 PM  
"I've had it with these motherfarking snakes in this motherfarking Whitehouse!"
 
2018-02-24 10:55:51 PM  
I made the mistake of reading the comments. Now I need a shower.
 
2018-02-25 12:17:05 AM  
Sorry that shrill voice with NY accent. Just can't deal.
 
2018-02-25 12:21:27 AM  
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2018-02-25 01:03:33 AM  
The only way to settle this is a three-way hug with Grimace and Samuel Jackson to see who is the most snugly soft.  We will then ask their opinion on arming teachers, and accept it as gospel.
 
2018-02-25 01:46:13 AM  
Who's gonna tell Samuel L. Jackson this?
 
2018-02-25 06:56:46 AM  
Donnie, I don't remember asking you a DAMNED thing!
 
2018-02-25 07:31:33 AM  
Combover ciricus clown president wades into the muck for slapfight with celebrity.

Day ending in y.
 
2018-02-25 11:13:29 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Who's gonna tell Samuel L. Jackson this?


Pretty sure he knows since the tweet is a year old.
 
2018-02-25 12:18:56 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: rich guy that has never been in a real gunfight rags on other rich guy for never being in a real gunfight


More like "rich guy that has never been in a real gunfight rags on other rich guy for wanting to send other non-qualified people into a gunfight".
 
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