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(Huffington Post)   Pole escapes death camp, swims to island for safety, but dies as she's recaptured and transported back to her captors   ( huffingtonpost.com) divider line
    More: Sad, rebel cow, Białowieża Forest, southern Poland, BBC, country's Bialowieza, slaughterhouse-bound truck, metal fence, Wisent  
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2018-02-24 06:00:35 PM  
That's bad and you should feel bad.
 
2018-02-24 06:01:27 PM  
Also, what's your beef with poles?
 
2018-02-24 06:11:56 PM  
History repeats itself...
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2018-02-24 06:27:24 PM  
They sedated it do death.  Last we herd it was going to be allowed to live on a reserve, in upstate New York, where my first puppy is still living.

/herd
 
2018-02-24 06:30:34 PM  
But not a Polish death camp .
 
2018-02-24 06:47:43 PM  
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2018-02-24 08:22:07 PM  
The first time it swam away, it was a night in the box.
 
2018-02-24 08:26:55 PM  
Good thing she didn't try to escape on one of those submarines.
 
2018-02-24 08:29:35 PM  
That poor cow...
 
2018-02-24 08:36:29 PM  
Bidding starts at $100 Hungry tonight
 
2018-02-24 08:38:24 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: But not a Polish death camp .


Subby you don't want to get charged by the Polish Govt, it had to have been a "German" Slaughterhouse.
 
2018-02-24 08:41:10 PM  
Subby, that headline is a little farked, even for Fark.
 
2018-02-24 08:41:14 PM  
Well, that's bad. Guess it's going to the slaughter house anyway.
 
2018-02-24 08:42:38 PM  
 My urge to become vegetarian grows stronger.
 
2018-02-24 08:43:33 PM  

Bermuda59: JasonOfOrillia: But not a Polish death camp .

Subby you don't want to get charged by the Polish Govt, it had to have been a "German" Slaughterhouse.


да, cow.
 
2018-02-24 08:43:44 PM  
Pol, dumbass subby. Not Pole
 
2018-02-24 08:50:14 PM  

Twilight Farkle: Bermuda59: JasonOfOrillia: But not a Polish death camp .

Subby you don't want to get charged by the Polish Govt, it had to have been a "German" Slaughterhouse.

да, cow.


Cowschwitz?
 
2018-02-24 08:53:42 PM  
I picked this thread to say "I love Fark" before I pass out.

I'll buy you a year of TF if you post "buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.

I doubt anyone will take me up on this, but offer limited to ten years total.

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2018-02-24 08:54:51 PM  
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:P
 
2018-02-24 08:55:24 PM  
buy me a year of TF, slackananda
 
2018-02-24 08:56:31 PM  

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Family Guy S06E08 - McStroke - Dacow scene
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2018-02-24 08:56:41 PM  
Id also like to add:

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2018-02-24 08:57:35 PM  
Buy me a beer, slackananda.

It'll be cheaper.   I'm not a monster
 
2018-02-24 08:57:56 PM  
Poor cow.
 
2018-02-24 08:58:09 PM  
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/am good without the TF
 
2018-02-24 08:59:29 PM  
Arbies wicht fries
 
2018-02-24 09:00:11 PM  
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2018-02-24 09:01:24 PM  

Tex570: buy me a year of TF, slackananda


 This
 
2018-02-24 09:07:56 PM  
Offer void where Farker has BAC > 0.05...
 
2018-02-24 09:08:24 PM  
Buy me a month of TF, slackananda

Just in case you do this, I don't want you to waste that much money on me. :)
 
2018-02-24 09:10:17 PM  

slackananda: I picked this thread to say "I love Fark" before I pass out.

I'll buy you a year of TF if you post "buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.

I doubt anyone will take me up on this, but offer limited to ten years total.

/look for your TF tomorrow
//I am not a welcher, I have proven this
///Fark forever farkers, fark rules. I heart fark.
////Limit ten annual TFs. I'm not giving Drew more than $500 today. Sorry.


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2018-02-24 09:13:16 PM  
Again, with the cattle cars?
 
2018-02-24 09:13:31 PM  

elffster: Id also like to add:

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I just realised about a month ago that this guy is the guy who was on star trek, and is also the guy who records the audiobooks for John Scalzi's science fiction.
 
2018-02-24 09:18:19 PM  
I remember reading a number of years ago a farm (I think somewhere in the Midwest here in the U.S.) that raises cattle for slaughter and any time a cow escapes they send the cow off to an animal sanctuary to live its life out in freedom.
 
2018-02-24 09:19:08 PM  

cew-smoke: Buy me a month of TF, slackananda

Just in case you do this, I don't want you to waste that much money on me. :)


If this is a thing, I also would be too modest to have a year just given to me (I know, not an attractive trait for a farker) but I wouldn't mind a month of seeing how the rich folks live.
 
2018-02-24 09:33:55 PM  

slackananda: I picked this thread to say "I love Fark" before I pass out.

I'll buy you a year of TF if you post "buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.

I doubt anyone will take me up on this, but offer limited to ten years total.

/look for your TF tomorrow
//I am not a welcher, I have proven this
///Fark forever farkers, fark rules. I heart fark.
////Limit ten annual TFs. I'm not giving Drew more than $500 today. Sorry.


Buy me a year of TF, slackananda.
But a lesser subscription would be perfectly OK.
 
2018-02-24 09:36:22 PM  
Buy me a year of TF Slackananda.
 
2018-02-24 09:40:44 PM  
I love this thread and will honor the buying. Get in, still, you can.

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2018-02-24 09:41:57 PM  
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2018-02-24 09:48:49 PM  
"buy me a year of TF, slackananda"

But only if you still want to when you sober up.
 
2018-02-24 09:49:28 PM  

slackananda: I picked this thread to say "I love Fark" before I pass out.

I'll buy you a year of TF if you post "buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.

I doubt anyone will take me up on this, but offer limited to ten years total.

/look for your TF tomorrow
//I am not a welcher, I have proven this
///Fark forever farkers, fark rules. I heart fark.
////Limit ten annual TFs. I'm not giving Drew more than $500 today. Sorry.


"buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.
 
2018-02-24 09:53:08 PM  

cyberspacedout: Twilight Farkle: Bermuda59: JasonOfOrillia: But not a Polish death camp .

Subby you don't want to get charged by the Polish Govt, it had to have been a "German" Slaughterhouse.

да, cow.

Cowschwitz?


Dacow.
 
2018-02-24 09:56:59 PM  
Where were the chickens in choppers?
 
2018-02-24 09:59:05 PM  
Buy me a year of tf, slackananda. Also,  I attend AA meetings and will save you a seat😊
 
2018-02-24 10:02:50 PM  

cyberspacedout: Twilight Farkle: Bermuda59: JasonOfOrillia: But not a Polish death camp .

Subby you don't want to get charged by the Polish Govt, it had to have been a "German" Slaughterhouse.

да, cow.

Cowschwitz?


Close enough.
/hat tip to Plant Rights Activist, username sorta checks out.
 
2018-02-24 10:44:13 PM  

slackananda: I love this thread and will honor the buying. Get in, still, you can.

This post was so hard, and only because I love uou

/yu
//you

i wl b u TF bcs i hrt u
/urg
/u

im dead now did u get that?

OK, I'm never really that drunk. I'm a pro. TF for everyone!!! Just gimme 'til tomorrow. I love you farkers!


I lost count but if you can get me a year of TF if you can. Or what ever is left by now.

Thank you.
 
2018-02-24 10:44:42 PM  
This story was moooooving.
 
2018-02-24 10:48:52 PM  

slackananda: I picked this thread to say "I love Fark" before I pass out.

I'll buy you a year of TF if you post "buy me a year of TF, slackananda" in this thread.

I doubt anyone will take me up on this, but offer limited to ten years total.

/look for your TF tomorrow
//I am not a welcher, I have proven this
///Fark forever farkers, fark rules. I heart fark.
////Limit ten annual TFs. I'm not giving Drew more than $500 today. Sorry.


Buy me a year of TF slacananda
 
2018-02-24 10:52:49 PM  
Die Simpsons im Schlachthaus
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What "dying of stress" might look like.
 
2018-02-25 12:01:53 AM  
She was oversedated. Now she can't even be used for dog food. A couple of good cowboys could have caught her.
 
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