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(The Sun (Ireland)) Weeners Ever wonder what it's like to have sex when you have two penises? Here's Double D*** Dude to tell you how he doubles his pleasure   ( thesun.ie) divider line
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2018-02-24 07:18:04 PM  
Sh*t. One's more trouble than it's worth most of the time.
 
2018-02-24 07:33:59 PM  
So, we talking like

img.fark.netView Full Size


or

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-02-24 07:41:30 PM  
Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renalvertebralhindguta​norectal or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphall​i​a
 
2018-02-24 07:44:15 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*
 
2018-02-24 07:53:24 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, we talking like

[img.fark.net image 600x450]

or

[img.fark.net image 850x759]


He mentions right and left, so...
 
2018-02-24 07:56:53 PM  
Someday Pitchdork, the Tridicked Wonderman, will take centerstage.
 
2018-02-24 08:03:52 PM  
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2018-02-24 08:08:22 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


Ugh. Can't unsee that 😬
 
2018-02-24 08:19:41 PM  
Shocker
 
2018-02-24 08:24:56 PM  

lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*


I looked too.

Farkers, do not make the same mistake as we did.

*stabs eyes with pencils*
 
2018-02-24 08:52:47 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


You know who else was born with two penises?
 
2018-02-24 08:57:22 PM  
If I only believe TFA, I've learned there are probably 27 guys like that in the USA.
 
2018-02-24 09:04:53 PM  
Three more and his pants'll fit like a glove!
 
2018-02-24 09:08:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*

I looked too.

Farkers, do not make the same mistake as we did.

*stabs eyes with pencils*


Aww fark!! You guys could have warned me!!!
 
2018-02-24 09:08:39 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


So your saying he's boned.
 
2018-02-24 09:09:31 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size

img.fark.netView Full Size
 
2018-02-24 09:10:04 PM  
I don't know, subby, what's it like? Because TFA says absoloutly nothing about it.
 
2018-02-24 09:12:29 PM  
You can name one Jose and the other Hose B?

/That joke works better spoken.
 
2018-02-24 09:13:29 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, we talking like

[img.fark.net image 600x450]

or

[img.fark.net image 850x759]


Like a double-barrelled duckfoot pistol.
 
2018-02-24 09:14:22 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Glitchwerks: lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*

I looked too.

Farkers, do not make the same mistake as we did.

*stabs eyes with pencils*

Aww fark!! You guys could have warned me!!!


I, too, clicked the link.

Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm about to enjoy a sumptuous feast of Tide Pods...

/holy farknuts, Batman!
 
2018-02-24 09:14:59 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


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He did say he masturbates and he implies he's gotten regular action, so it can't be that...oh god, I'm picturing it again *hork*...bad.
 
2018-02-24 09:16:27 PM  
Took me 30s to find the AMA. It ain't even the weirdest thing I've seen.

Wasn't any weirder than seeing one penis.
 
2018-02-24 09:18:56 PM  
Nope seen pics of this guys junk. It's not the pile of wtf in the pic linked above.
 
2018-02-24 09:19:24 PM  
img.fark.netView Full Size


/I'm so not clicking any links...
 
2018-02-24 09:20:31 PM  
 
2018-02-24 09:21:40 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, we talking like

[img.fark.net image 600x450]

or

[img.fark.net image 850x759]


I'm not going to look:  is the one in TFA an over/under or a side-by-side?
 
2018-02-24 09:21:53 PM  
 
2018-02-24 09:23:02 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


Not the worst thing I've seen. I guess I'm not grossed out that easily.
 
2018-02-24 09:23:50 PM  
I still don't believe though.
/hurk
 
2018-02-24 09:26:05 PM  
Now I want hotdogs :/
 
2018-02-24 09:27:08 PM  
 
2018-02-24 09:27:11 PM  
 
2018-02-24 09:27:29 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: Glitchwerks: lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*

I looked too.

Farkers, do not make the same mistake as we did.

*stabs eyes with pencils*

Aww fark!! You guys could have warned me!!!


Is mine not supposed to look like that? Should I be concerned?
 
2018-02-24 09:28:20 PM  

lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*


 Holy fark
 
2018-02-24 09:29:14 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, we talking like

[img.fark.net image 600x450]

or

[img.fark.net image 850x759]


Natural things that come in pairs aren't usually do symmetrical....

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2018-02-24 09:31:18 PM  
If you look at something awful and then stab your eyes out, the horrible thing is the last thing you ever saw. And will likely be remembered more easily.
 
2018-02-24 09:32:59 PM  

blackartemis: https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.redd​i​t.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_​guy_with_two_penises_ama/
Click it.
You know you want to.


Click it twice.


I just found a new fetish. Thanks!
 
2018-02-24 09:33:53 PM  
 
2018-02-24 09:34:29 PM  
In the wiki article...what's the...third...I guess I'll call it a hood ornament?

1986 Wrigley's Big Red Gum Commercial
Youtube zYkuuTwvaA8
 
2018-02-24 09:36:09 PM  

recondite cetacean: If you look at something awful and then stab your eyes out, the horrible thing is the last thing you ever saw. And will likely be remembered more easily.


That's why you have to stab out your brain.  It's the only way to get rid of that memory.
 
2018-02-24 09:44:52 PM  
Two is nothin' - I heard about a guy who had 5 penises.

How did his pants fit? 

Like a glove.
 
2018-02-24 09:46:29 PM  
With a helpul video of a woman with two vaginas and two chins.
 
2018-02-24 09:46:52 PM  
Nobody's asked the all-important question:

Has he farked the woman with the double vagina?
 
2018-02-24 09:47:06 PM  

Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a


im-01.gifer.comView Full Size
 
2018-02-24 09:48:02 PM  

HighlanderRPI: So, we talking like

[img.fark.net image 600x450]

or

[img.fark.net image 850x759]


https://i.pinimg.com/474x/cc/a3/ca/cca​3ca73aafaa2a4812bd0ca8bd4540a--this-ma​n-freakshow.jpg The bottom on. NSFW, obviously
 
2018-02-24 09:49:56 PM  
George Washington
Youtube l7iVsdRbhnc
 
2018-02-24 09:53:56 PM  

SumoJeb: symptomoftheuniverse: Glitchwerks: lindalouwho: Dumski: Nope, just nope. The article is, as usual, never accurate and is meant for posting on fark for shiats and giggles.
Ladies!... step right up for double your pleasure!

When diphallia is present, it is usually accompanied by renal, vertebral, hindgut, anorecta​l or other congenital anomalies. There is also a higher risk of spina bifida.[2] Infants born with PD and its related conditions have a higher death rate from various infections associated with their more complex renal or colorectal systems.

Here is the wiki link with a more accurate NSFW pic of what this dude has. You are warned! Egad. Fark that. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diphalli​a

I'll take one for the team.
*clicks wiki link*

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*

I looked too.

Farkers, do not make the same mistake as we did.

*stabs eyes with pencils*

Aww fark!! You guys could have warned me!!!

Is mine not supposed to look like that? Should I be concerned?


This double dicked guy in the article seems like he doesn't have any of the other congenital anomalies mentioned, including whatever's in the Wikipedia photo. IIRC, his Reddit AMA mentioned he's needed a few corrective surgeries on his penises over the years, though.
 
2018-02-24 09:57:04 PM  
So not only does he have two penises, but he has two HUGE penises.

/yes I am jealous
//I found out via his Twitter account
////Double slashies, double the fun
 
2018-02-24 10:00:15 PM  

shizbgby_v2: So not only does he have two penises, but he has two HUGE penises.

/yes I am jealous
//I found out via his Twitter account
////Double slashies, double the fun


I want to see them erect.  You know you do too.
 
2018-02-24 10:03:00 PM  

Buttknuckle: shizbgby_v2: So not only does he have two penises, but he has two HUGE penises.

/yes I am jealous
//I found out via his Twitter account
////Double slashies, double the fun

I want to see them erect.  You know you do too.


They are on his Twitter account. He is uncut so it doesn't look that way but he is.
 
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