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2018-02-24 04:15:54 PM  
good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!
 
2018-02-24 04:17:16 PM  

Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!


Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!
 
2018-02-24 04:25:05 PM  
😮😮😮😮😮

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2018-02-24 04:32:06 PM  
Okay it doesn't say anything we didn't already know.  But it's some decent corroboration.

Should make the Sunday morning shows interesting
 
2018-02-24 04:33:46 PM  
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2018-02-24 04:34:30 PM  
Okay, Schiff is coming out!
 
2018-02-24 04:35:40 PM  

DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!


*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.
 
2018-02-24 04:35:42 PM  

DijitalDharma: 😮😮😮😮😮

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It all fits. Hillary's emails were the carrot for the infamous Donny Jr. meeting. The very day of that meeting Two scoops tweeted about Hillary's emails. He's toast.
 
2018-02-24 04:38:06 PM  

DijitalDharma: 😮😮😮😮😮

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2018-02-24 04:40:46 PM  
Someone please reconcile these two beliefs:

"CARTER PAGE WASN'T EVEN PART OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN AT THE TIME! NO COLLUSION!"

"GOING AFTER CARTER PAGE IS PROOF THAT THE FBI WAS TARGETING TRUMP!"
 
2018-02-24 04:43:13 PM  
But on Saturday, committee chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) accused Democrats of colluding with the government in a "cover up" of information as he announced the memo had been posted online
"We actually wanted this out," Nunes told an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference. "It's clear evidence that the Democrats are not only covering this up, but they're also colluding with parts of the government to cover this up."

WTF, Nunes?  Are you serious?  That's what you're going with??
 
2018-02-24 04:43:41 PM  

Sgt Otter: Someone please reconcile these two beliefs:

"CARTER PAGE WASN'T EVEN PART OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN AT THE TIME! NO COLLUSION!"

"GOING AFTER CARTER PAGE IS PROOF THAT THE FBI WAS TARGETING TRUMP!"


Maybe this will help....

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2018-02-24 04:45:14 PM  

Sgt Otter: Someone please reconcile these two beliefs:

"CARTER PAGE WASN'T EVEN PART OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN AT THE TIME! NO COLLUSION!"

"GOING AFTER CARTER PAGE IS PROOF THAT THE FBI WAS TARGETING TRUMP!"


It's the GOP and their "base". They all are ready, willing, and able to hear, and believe, 12 completely contradictory statements before breakfast.
 
2018-02-24 04:45:55 PM  

PainInTheASP: But on Saturday, committee chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) accused Democrats of colluding with the government in a "cover up" of information as he announced the memo had been posted online
"We actually wanted this out," Nunes told an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference. "It's clear evidence that the Democrats are not only covering this up, but they're also colluding with parts of the government to cover this up."

WTF, Nunes?  Are you serious?  That's what you're going with??


He is not a smart man.
 
2018-02-24 04:51:32 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Sgt Otter: Someone please reconcile these two beliefs:

"CARTER PAGE WASN'T EVEN PART OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN AT THE TIME! NO COLLUSION!"

"GOING AFTER CARTER PAGE IS PROOF THAT THE FBI WAS TARGETING TRUMP!"

It's the GOP and their "base". They all are ready, willing, and able to hear, and believe, 12 completely contradictory statements before breakfast.


It is the party of "jam to-morrow, and jam yesterday, but never jam today."  The dogma requires no reconciliation.
 
2018-02-24 04:52:19 PM  
No huge revelations, but good to see it in (official) writing.

And it's always nice to add some more solid dates to my ongoing (and farking exhausting) effort to assemble my own timeline as more things are revealed.
 
2018-02-24 04:53:45 PM  

Sgt Otter: Someone please reconcile these two beliefs:

"CARTER PAGE WASN'T EVEN PART OF TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN AT THE TIME! NO COLLUSION!"

"GOING AFTER CARTER PAGE IS PROOF THAT THE FBI WAS TARGETING TRUMP!"


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2018-02-24 04:53:51 PM  
Man, there's some juicy stuff in there later on.


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(This is not real)
 
2018-02-24 04:54:36 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Okay, Schiff is coming out!


Can you believe this Schiff?
 
2018-02-24 04:55:40 PM  
I wonder how Nunes is going to feel about having "Grapefruit" be his prison biatch name?
 
2018-02-24 04:56:11 PM  

naughtyrev: PainInTheASP: But on Saturday, committee chairman Devin Nunes (R-Calif.) accused Democrats of colluding with the government in a "cover up" of information as he announced the memo had been posted online
"We actually wanted this out," Nunes told an audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference. "It's clear evidence that the Democrats are not only covering this up, but they're also colluding with parts of the government to cover this up."

WTF, Nunes?  Are you serious?  That's what you're going with??

He is not a smart man.


So the Democrats, who are part of the government, are "colluding" with the government against the Republicans, who are also in the government?

1 ÷ 0 ÷ 0 = ?
 
2018-02-24 04:56:29 PM  

toraque: Man, there's some juicy stuff in there later on.


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Now what did you have to go and do that for?  That's a quality troll right there.  You got to ride that train as long as it moves.
 
2018-02-24 04:57:13 PM  
 
2018-02-24 04:58:11 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: scottydoesntknow: Okay, Schiff is coming out!

Can you believe this Schiff?


I Schiff you not.
 
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2018-02-24 04:58:30 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder how Nunes is going to feel about having "Grapefruit" be his prison biatch name?


hahahahaha
 
2018-02-24 05:00:02 PM  

somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.


Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.
 
2018-02-24 05:01:36 PM  

DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.


When do we start mailing him grapefruits?
 
2018-02-24 05:02:39 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.

When do we start mailing him grapefruits?


Immediately? Alternatively we could send him thumb drives of a mix strap featuring ONLY music by the band Extreme
 
2018-02-24 05:03:03 PM  

DijitalDharma: AdmirableSnackbar: DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.

When do we start mailing him grapefruits?

Immediately? Alternatively we could send him thumb drives of a mix strap featuring ONLY music by the band Extreme


Mix tape... but max strips would also work
 
2018-02-24 05:10:15 PM  

AdmirableSnackbar: DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.

When do we start mailing him grapefruits?


i was just about to say that. Is there a produce delivery service in DC we can use?
 
2018-02-24 05:10:42 PM  

spooky.action: AdmirableSnackbar: scottydoesntknow: Okay, Schiff is coming out!

Can you believe this Schiff?

I Schiff you not.


Schiff just got real.
 
2018-02-24 05:13:14 PM  

toraque: Man, there's some juicy stuff in there later on.


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2018-02-24 05:13:29 PM  
I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.
 
2018-02-24 05:15:25 PM  

SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.


This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.
 
2018-02-24 05:16:34 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.


As I said, drunk admins.  ;-)
 
2018-02-24 05:20:08 PM  

SpaceyCat: NeedlesslyCanadian: This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.

As I said, drunk admins.  ;-)


That's redundant. And it implies that the admins are ever sober.
 
2018-02-24 05:22:01 PM  

SpaceyCat: NeedlesslyCanadian: This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.

As I said, drunk admins.  ;-)


Are there other kinds?
 
2018-02-24 05:24:40 PM  

King Something: That's redundant. And it implies that the admins are ever sober.

real_headhoncho: Are there other kinds?


Points, both of them.
 
2018-02-24 05:26:21 PM  

DijitalDharma: AdmirableSnackbar: DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.

When do we start mailing him grapefruits?

Immediately? Alternatively we could send him thumb drives of a mix strap featuring ONLY music by the band Extreme


Send him a 256GB flash drive...packed to capacity with nothing but copies of grapefruit .jpegs and "More Than Words" MP3s.
 
2018-02-24 05:29:14 PM  
Wow, I go out grocery shopping, thinking today is going to be boring as compared to the deliciousness that was yesterday's indictments, and come back to happyfuntime memo.

*pops some popcorn*

Awww yeah!
 
2018-02-24 05:32:06 PM  

somedude210: AdmirableSnackbar: DijitalDharma: somedude210: DijitalDharma: Kirablue42: good title, subby. has both grapefruit and memo in the title, so it's specific.

and can't wait for the blowback on this!

Thanks! I added the other link below to twitter and the actual memo dropped 5 mins later... had to add on to the original. Wish my phone didn't correct to "get" 😒 Happy memo day!

*high five* thank you for keeping the grapefruit gag going.

Thanks! Back atcha! I like to think Nunes knows all about our little fark jokes and cries a lil' every time he walks into the fresh produce section of his local grocery store.

When do we start mailing him grapefruits?

i was just about to say that. Is there a produce delivery service in DC we can use?


Maybe those kids who delivered the cantaloupes to Steve King are available.

http://thehill.com/homenews/house/313​6​03-immigrants-to-king-our-legs-are-not​-size-of-cantaloupes
 
2018-02-24 05:32:53 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.


Well at least we can hang out here while it lasts 🎉
 
2018-02-24 05:33:34 PM  

NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 repliesto a tweet that links to a Seth Abramson tweet thread.


There you go.
 
2018-02-24 05:35:08 PM  

DijitalDharma: NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 replies.

Well at least we can hang out here while it lasts 🎉


Or we could just bribe one of the admins with whiskey to green it already....
 
2018-02-24 05:36:12 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 repliesto a tweet that links to a Seth Abramson tweet thread.

There you go.


A+ would read again
 
2018-02-24 05:37:01 PM  
Hmm, the WH actually approved this being released, that's a surprise.  I'm glad that, if it were to come out at all, that it came out through proper channels, and not just being read on the floor. Seems a bit late now, especially given the massive flop Nunes' memo was, so not very useful, but still excellent to get more truth about the investigation out there.
 
2018-02-24 05:37:03 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 repliesto a tweet that links to a Seth Abramson tweet thread.

There you go.


hey, don't blame me if mine goes green (the other microwaved grapefruit headline)
 
2018-02-24 05:39:14 PM  
Unrelated but fun: my québécois friends were visiting me on their way back to Canada last night and came to a rep-writing night at a local bar with me. Check out this quintessentially Canadian #resist letter one of them wrote to Donald Trump:

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2018-02-24 05:39:23 PM  

ValisIV: Hmm, the WH actually approved this being released, that's a surprise.


Did they?  I thought the D's just redacted the classified stuff so it could be published without needing approval.
 
2018-02-24 05:39:34 PM  

somedude210: Noticeably F.A.T.: NeedlesslyCanadian: SpaceyCat: I was wondering where the thread was.  Apparently the admins are already drunk.

This link is from an official Congressional web page, and the thread has more replies than any of the rest...so naturally it'll go red in favour of the link from some crappy local news outlet, with the thread that has 1 or 2 repliesto a tweet that links to a Seth Abramson tweet thread.

There you go.

hey, don't blame me if mine goes green (the other microwaved grapefruit headline)


Also a good one 👌🏻
 
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