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(Wayne LaPierre)   (Puts on Ric Romero mustache) Public figure learns the hard way why you should always buy your name as a domain name before someone else does it for you. (Keeps mustache because it's awesome)   ( waynelapierre.com) divider line
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2018-02-24 11:50:19 AM  
BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA

I love the little bit at the end about where to send emails....
 
2018-02-24 11:58:35 AM  
Oh this made my morning. Kudos, random person who was savvy enough to snap up this URL.
 
2018-02-24 12:00:20 PM  
This page brought to you by The Betsy Riot. Because f*ck the piece of fetid shiat Wayne LaPierre and f*ck the moral rot of the National Rifle Association. Please send all gunlicker man-tears, rightwing mouth frothing, and general caterwauling about your stupid f*cking guns to betsyriot@***.com, where we will lap them up with a spoon. And no, that gun does not make your sad chode look bigger.

Damn Betsy, don't hold back, let us know what you really think of him.
 
2018-02-24 12:07:37 PM  
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Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D
 
2018-02-24 12:10:17 PM  
And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.
 
2018-02-24 12:12:38 PM  
I'm not sure about navigating to a website with that name. If it was his, it would be vile and sick.
If I had bought the name, I would hire some people to make it almost as vile and sick as he did, some sort of mix of goatsee, two girls one cup, Ted Cruz and Nickelback --- only worse.
 
2018-02-24 12:21:48 PM  
Oh holy fark that is beautiful...
 
2018-02-24 12:22:59 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D


That sounds suspicious.....
 
2018-02-24 12:37:25 PM  
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2018-02-24 12:40:37 PM  
Funny stuff on the main page, but FYI there's some gruesome photos on the only menu page
 
2018-02-24 12:59:20 PM  
Clicked the John Lott link, Betsy apparently also has johnlott.com.
 
2018-02-24 01:00:53 PM  
"corpsewank"
 
2018-02-24 01:01:51 PM  

Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.


I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.
 
2018-02-24 01:09:01 PM  

BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.


I've wondered that too. I know that sane, rational people would be horrified and react in a sane, rational manner, but then there would be people who do videos like Faces of Death who would find some way to monetize the tragedy.

I don't know what the proper solution is.
 
2018-02-24 01:13:05 PM  

BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.


Maybe. Probably not. I'm repeating myself from other threads, but this is partly timing (on the heels of the #MeToo movement) and partly because these students are old enough and educated enough to speak for themselves. And they are speaking very well.
 
2018-02-24 01:19:05 PM  
w00t!
 
2018-02-24 01:20:29 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D


Oh FFS

/Me too
 
2018-02-24 01:46:59 PM  

RJReves: Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D

That sounds suspicious.....


Heh! Not really. It was given to me by Anne Wheaton, and it used to belong to her mother.
 
2018-02-24 01:48:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D

Oh FFS

/Me too


It was given to me by Anne Wheaton, along with a couple of other old cookbooks.

I collect old cookbooks and she had a box of them in her garage that used to belong to her mom. She wanted them to go to someone who would appreciate them instead of ending up collecting dust on a shelf in a thrift shop so she posted about them on Twitter and I responded. One of the cookbooks she sent me is older than I am (I'm 65).
 
2018-02-24 01:51:33 PM  
Jimi Hendrix Castles made of sand
Youtube HUd8xxWcy4k
 
2018-02-24 01:58:11 PM  
Heheh. From the Lott link:

This website is not affiliated with John R. Lott, Jr. We wouldn't touch that smear with a biohazard suit. Please send your hate mail and angry gunlicker tears to betsyriot. We will lap them up with a nice chianti.
 
2018-02-24 02:38:32 PM  

BiblioTech: I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.


That's not a bad idea. Much like Conservatives like force women considering abortion to do, require people to look at graphic pictures/videos of children who have been killed by gunfire before they are allowed to buy a gun/rifle/projectile firing weapon

/Not just one time...EVERY time they buy a weapon
//And, yes, slingshots can be included under "projectile firing weapon"
///Needless slashies for the needless NRA
 
2018-02-24 02:40:29 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D

Oh FFS

/Me too

It was given to me by Anne Wheaton, along with a couple of other old cookbooks.

I collect old cookbooks and she had a box of them in her garage that used to belong to her mom. She wanted them to go to someone who would appreciate them instead of ending up collecting dust on a shelf in a thrift shop so she posted about them on Twitter and I responded. One of the cookbooks she sent me is older than I am (I'm 65).


Mine's a more recent printing, but somehow I'm sure the recipes are still the same

/You just can't improve on the classics
 
2018-02-24 03:29:31 PM  

BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.


NARRATOR: Nothing would have changed.
 
2018-02-24 03:31:50 PM  

Anastacya: BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.

I've wondered that too. I know that sane, rational people would be horrified and react in a sane, rational manner, but then there would be people who do videos like Faces of Death who would find some way to monetize the tragedy.

I don't know what the proper solution is.


It's nothing a few million years of evolution can't fix.
 
2018-02-24 03:34:16 PM  
If you're squeamish about gun shot wounds perhaps you should do something about why there's so farking many opportunities to see them in this festering shiat hole the NRA have created.
 
2018-02-24 03:34:36 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D

Oh FFS

/Me too

It was given to me by Anne Wheaton, along with a couple of other old cookbooks.

I collect old cookbooks and she had a box of them in her garage that used to belong to her mom. She wanted them to go to someone who would appreciate them instead of ending up collecting dust on a shelf in a thrift shop so she posted about them on Twitter and I responded. One of the cookbooks she sent me is older than I am (I'm 65).

Mine's a more recent printing, but somehow I'm sure the recipes are still the same

/You just can't improve on the classics


It probably is. Mine was a first edition and Anne joked about finally realizing why they had hamburger so often when she was growing up.
 
2018-02-24 03:34:47 PM  
" His high school years at Slaughter-of-the-Innocents Academy were friendless and uneventful, though he found his calling after taking an AP course in Rhetorical Apoplexy that led him to establish the prestigious Frother Society, where he was both its sole member as well as its president, bestowing upon himself the organization's highest honor, the Gnasher Award. "

Nice writing. Good job, subby.
 
2018-02-24 03:35:55 PM  

Colour_out_of_Space: BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.

NARRATOR: Nothing would have changed.


Disagree. A big reason 9/11 traumatized America is because it was visual and graphic.

Reading about deaths of children is saddening, but keeps it abstract. If people had seen the pictures--and by extension, could've visualized their OWN small child with brains falling out, America would've lost its collective sh*t.
 
2018-02-24 03:37:35 PM  

Unobtanium: Clicked the John Lott link, Betsy apparently also has johnlott.com.


Somebody is currently promoting John Lott "statistics" in another ongoing topic here.
 
2018-02-24 03:41:07 PM  

Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.


Holy shiat, this person is really, really motivated.  Expecting to see some joke resume and seeing those pictures was like getting punched in the stomach.  Well done.
 
2018-02-24 03:41:47 PM  
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2018-02-24 03:42:12 PM  
The "Portfolio of Selected Work" contains pictures of innocent victims of gun violence.  It's mostly harmless, but there are a few pictures that are NSFLunch.
 
2018-02-24 03:42:53 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 360x640]


Heh! I actually own a copy of the cookbook mentioned in the article. :D


OK, cool, but do you own a copy of the Fleet enema user manual from 1918?
 
2018-02-24 03:43:09 PM  

Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.


thanks for warning those of us who've lost people to gunfire and don't want graphic reminders of the fact.
 
2018-02-24 03:43:51 PM  
BRA

VO.

/and thx larry flynt
 
2018-02-24 03:48:46 PM  
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2018-02-24 03:50:19 PM  

BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.


Noah Pozner's mom demanded an open casket.
 
2018-02-24 03:52:48 PM  
Stuff like this may be the face of future activism. . In that case, I say.... rock on. But you might want to eliminate the graphic parts.
 
2018-02-24 03:54:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.

Noah Pozner's mom demanded an open casket.


damn
 
2018-02-24 03:56:33 PM  

jaytkay: Purple_Urkle: BiblioTech: Anastacya: And be warned if you click on the resume section, it leads to some very graphic images of gunshot wounds. Including what looks like autopsy shots.

I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.

Noah Pozner's mom demanded an open casket.

damn


She needed the governor to see what an assault rifle does to a little boy.
 
2018-02-24 03:59:53 PM  

stilted: BiblioTech: I've often wondered if the Sandy Hook parents had gone all Emmett Till and said - no we WANT the photos out there of what an assault rifle does to a five year old - if things might have changed.

That's not a bad idea. Much like Conservatives like force women considering abortion to do, require people to look at graphic pictures/videos of children who have been killed by gunfire before they are allowed to buy a gun/rifle/projectile firing weapon

/Not just one time...EVERY time they buy a weapon
//And, yes, slingshots can be included under "projectile firing weapon"
///Needless slashies for the needless NRA


Do you really want to watch a bunch of people jacking it so hard they have mini-strokes just before they giddily buy a gun?  Because that is tailor-made to do it.  Most people do not own a gun.  And many who do are probably not too bad.  But the ones who make it into a lifestyle choice are sexually excited by the idea of dead people.  All you are doing is rewarding them for bad behavior.
 
2018-02-24 03:59:55 PM  

Glorious Golden Ass: The "Portfolio of Selected Work" contains pictures of innocent victims of gun violence.  It's mostly harmless, but there are a few pictures that are NSFLunch.


Hopefully future school shooting happen after lunch. You can only guess what some of the kids saw firsthand and what others had to evacuate past.
 
2018-02-24 04:01:08 PM  
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Wheres those guys who espoused freedom of speech in the whos the boss hotty thread? I'd love for them to bequeath upon us their fastooned vision of how we're not allowed to silence anyone......i somehow feel that they won't land on the same side somehow...
 
2018-02-24 04:02:42 PM  
Trolling is an art, and this person is a Picasso.
 
2018-02-24 04:02:49 PM  
While I find LaPierre to be a disgusting human being generally worthy of contempt and odium, am I the only one that finds this sort of thing a bit too close to something like Anglin's Stormer would put out, or graphic anti-abortion protestors with the gunshot wound pics?

Lets be real, this gag site is preaching to the extreme end of the choir, both the hard anti gun and the ultra-NRA people are going to see their views reinforced (in their own ways) while most other people are just generally going to be turned off, nobody is going to get their mind changed by something like this.

As a cheap gag, there were some amusing bits, but this sort of thing isn't going to help solve anything.
 
2018-02-24 04:04:41 PM  
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2018-02-24 04:06:34 PM  

zbtop: While I find LaPierre to be a disgusting human being generally worthy of contempt and odium, am I the only one that finds this sort of thing a bit too close to something like Anglin's Stormer would put out, or graphic anti-abortion protestors with the gunshot wound pics?

Lets be real, this gag site is preaching to the extreme end of the choir, both the hard anti gun and the ultra-NRA people are going to see their views reinforced (in their own ways) while most other people are just generally going to be turned off, nobody is going to get their mind changed by something like this.

As a cheap gag, there were some amusing bits, but this sort of thing isn't going to help solve anything.


Meh. It might be cathartic for the author and the odds of somebody visiting the site are fairly low anyway. I don't see any harm in it.
 
2018-02-24 04:13:32 PM  

RINO: zbtop: While I find LaPierre to be a disgusting human being generally worthy of contempt and odium, am I the only one that finds this sort of thing a bit too close to something like Anglin's Stormer would put out, or graphic anti-abortion protestors with the gunshot wound pics?

Lets be real, this gag site is preaching to the extreme end of the choir, both the hard anti gun and the ultra-NRA people are going to see their views reinforced (in their own ways) while most other people are just generally going to be turned off, nobody is going to get their mind changed by something like this.

As a cheap gag, there were some amusing bits, but this sort of thing isn't going to help solve anything.

Meh. It might be cathartic for the author and the odds of somebody visiting the site are fairly low anyway. I don't see any harm in it.


Actually if you go to the other site they reference they do a lot of stuff.
 
2018-02-24 04:15:11 PM  
Well this is twelve kinds of awesome.
 
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