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(Shareblue Media)   Gov Rick Scott has apparently gone into hiding   ( shareblue.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Concealed carry in the United States, A+ NRA rating, NRA poster boy, United States, Miami, Weapon, Firearm, Gun  
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3889 clicks; posted to Politics » on 22 Feb 2018 at 2:20 PM (21 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-02-22 01:03:04 PM  
He'd better as he's a moving target now.
 
2018-02-22 01:10:02 PM  
THEY FOUND HIM!

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2018-02-22 01:12:39 PM  
OH I'm sure it's not just him.
 
2018-02-22 01:13:37 PM  
Have they tried looking in any baskets around the Governor's Mansion?
 
2018-02-22 01:16:51 PM  
Gonna be fun watching NRA people get painted with the same brush that the right has used against abortion clinics/planned parenthood for years.
 
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2018-02-22 01:22:48 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: THEY FOUND HIM!

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Beat me to it!
 
2018-02-22 01:39:27 PM  
An A+ rating from the NRA is suddenly like a dead albatross.

Good.
 
2018-02-22 01:42:55 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Gonna be fun watching NRA people get painted with the same brush that the right has used against abortion clinics/planned parenthood for years.


When they complain about it, I have the perfect riposte:

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2018-02-22 01:59:04 PM  
Bill Nelson's reelection odds just improved considerably.
 
2018-02-22 02:01:10 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Gonna be fun watching NRA people get painted with the same brush that the right has used against abortion clinics/planned parenthood for years.


It's about damn time.
 
2018-02-22 02:09:55 PM  
Oh how I hope he makes the mistake of showing up at CPAC, making statements about keeping guns legal and arming teachers. Please, FSM, make this happen.
 
2018-02-22 02:17:40 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: An A+ rating from the NRA is suddenly like a dead albatross.

Good.


Very good.  That score shiat is going to get really old for the NRA.  They are letting the students know exactly what politician they have to help the most.  The movement strategy should be to dedicate the vast majority of their efforts/resources only on races that have an A+ candidate against an F candidate.
 
2018-02-22 02:21:12 PM  
Has anyone checked the Appalachian Trail?
 
2018-02-22 02:21:35 PM  
He went to Appalachian Trail.
 
2018-02-22 02:22:16 PM  
Tough talkin' Republican politicians are remarkably cowardly.
 
2018-02-22 02:23:33 PM  
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2018-02-22 02:23:40 PM  
He's very busy!
 
2018-02-22 02:24:17 PM  
Yet "during his seven years as governor, Florida's per-capita spending on mental health has fallen to 50th in the nation," the Washington Post recently noted.

That explains a lot.
 
2018-02-22 02:24:41 PM  

Raoul Eaton: Tough talkin' All Republican politicians are remarkably cowardly.


FTFY
 
2018-02-22 02:26:40 PM  
Pearl Jam- In Hiding (with lyrics)
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2018-02-22 02:28:11 PM  
Can you blame him?  Look how easy it is for his constituents to get a gun.
 
2018-02-22 02:28:43 PM  
Guy In Las Vegas Airport
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He's not hiding, he's dancing in the Las Vegas airport.
 
2018-02-22 02:29:21 PM  
That's because he's a smarmy scumbag who only cares about money. Instead of doing what's right and speaking out against gun violence, he'll go into hiding until this mass shooting exits the news cycle. That way he won't upset his sensitive NRA donors.
He has no conscience. He has no sympathy for the victims. He just wants money for his campaign coffers. The money coupled with the  (R) at the end of his name is more than enough to win him a Senate seat and fondle Trump's balls for the next six years. fark him. fark Florida. Moved away about 11 years ago. Never moving back even though my wife wants nothing more than to live on Anna Maria Island.
 
2018-02-22 02:30:50 PM  
It's surprising how many Republican politicians have been hiding from their constituents over the past year, isn't it?
I always thought if you've done nothing wrong you have no reason to hide...
 
2018-02-22 02:30:53 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Gonna be fun watching NRA people get painted with the same brush that the right has used against abortion clinics/planned parenthood for years.


Mom's Demand Action placed a full page ad in the NYT naming all the members of congress taking NRA money.  I guess one could call it a "target" list.
 
2018-02-22 02:32:40 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: THEY FOUND HIM!

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🎶He's BatBoy
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Cuz otherwise
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2018-02-22 02:32:40 PM  
Emboldened Cowards is the name of my Ted Nugent tribute band.
 
2018-02-22 02:33:46 PM  
The LexCorp building has a lot of closets.
 
2018-02-22 02:34:41 PM  
Somebody look in the Shrieking Shack.
 
2018-02-22 02:37:09 PM  
Can't he just buy a gun. That should be a deterrent.
 
2018-02-22 02:37:48 PM  
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2018-02-22 02:38:29 PM  
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season.
Daffy: Rabbit season!!!
Bugs: Governor Scott season.
Daffy: Governor Scott season.

Wait, what?

Bugs: I said it's now Governor Scott season.
Daffy: (pauses, does double take)
Meh, I can live with that. But it is not Duck Season.

Bugs: Nor rabbit season.

Daffy: Agreed.
Daffy: Agreed.
Daffy: Put it there partner!!!
Bugs (suavely): Charmed, I am sure!

(silence for three ticks of the clock)

Daffy: What's the bag limit?
Bugs: Don't fret thelil ole details, there's only the one Governderper per State. This isn't the White House you know.
Daffy: Right-o. We can't all be Governor!

Bugs: Only I may be Governor.
Dafffy YOU! ME! I MUST BE GOVERNOR.

Bugs (chomps carrot, chews carefull): Here we go again, folks!
 
2018-02-22 02:39:05 PM  
Maybe he just returned to his home planet.  Maybe he'll remain there.
 
2018-02-22 02:39:35 PM  

The Irresponsible Captain: It's surprising how many Republican politicians have been hiding from their constituents over the past year, isn't it?
I always thought if you've done nothing wrong you have no reason to hide...


A guilty conscience makes cowards of us all.

I forget who said that. But that is neither flesh nor fowl nor yet good red herring.
 
2018-02-22 02:39:38 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: THEY FOUND HIM!

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Ah the good ol' days, when fake news was fun.
 
2018-02-22 02:40:41 PM  
He'll pop up again after something knocks this issue off the front page, which will happen.  Then he'll be back on the NRA speaking roster by May.
 
2018-02-22 02:41:10 PM  
All typos are intentional to see if you are reading carefully.
 
2018-02-22 02:44:06 PM  

lordjupiter: He'll pop up again after something knocks this issue off the front page, which will happen.  Then he'll be back on the NRA speaking roster by May.


May?  Two months?

All he has to do is wait until the next shooting and hope it happens in one of the other 49 states.
 
2018-02-22 02:44:29 PM  
In Scott's defense, he's a horrible human being.
 
2018-02-22 02:46:36 PM  

Karac: lordjupiter: He'll pop up again after something knocks this issue off the front page, which will happen.  Then he'll be back on the NRA speaking roster by May.

May?  Two months?

All he has to do is wait until the next shooting and hope it happens in one of the other 49 states.


Dallas doesn't want that NRA convention anymore, maybe Scott can have them move it to Florida?
 
2018-02-22 02:48:19 PM  

The Dog Ate My Homework: In Scott's defense, he's a horrible human being.


Your going to have to provide a citation on the claim he is human.
 
2018-02-22 02:48:33 PM  
You can never find Scott when you need to.

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2018-02-22 02:49:25 PM  

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: THEY FOUND HIM!

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Came for this.  Leaving satisfied. . . .
 
2018-02-22 02:51:11 PM  
Please FSM, let an A+ rating by the NRA be a death knell to every shiatbag pondering politician who has earned it
 
2018-02-22 02:52:28 PM  

mainstreet62: Yet "during his seven years as governor, Florida's per-capita spending on mental health has fallen to 50th in the nation," the Washington Post recently noted.

That explains a lot.


Gov Scott saw that his state got its own Fark tag, and he didn't want to screw with that.  Fame and all that....
 
2018-02-22 02:53:36 PM  
Coward.
 
2018-02-22 02:55:06 PM  
He's probably visiting a morgue somewhere and the coroner has no idea that Scott is actually alive.
 
2018-02-22 02:56:01 PM  

Karac: lordjupiter: He'll pop up again after something knocks this issue off the front page, which will happen.  Then he'll be back on the NRA speaking roster by May.

May?  Two months?

All he has to do is wait until the next shooting and hope it happens in one of the other 49 states.


The NRA convention is in May.  Who says there will only be one shooting before then?  After each one people will refer to the Florida shootings and then start looking for Scott's connections to the NRA.  If Scott is shrewd he'll give them an unofficial "yes" to speaking and not appear on the list of speakers until right before the event.
 
2018-02-22 02:58:03 PM  

hammettman: Markoff_Cheney: Gonna be fun watching NRA people get painted with the same brush that the right has used against abortion clinics/planned parenthood for years.

Mom's Demand Action placed a full page ad in the NYT naming all the members of congress taking NRA money.  I guess one could call it a "target" list.


Proud as hell that nobody from my state is on that list.
 
2018-02-22 02:59:58 PM  
Can you blame him? The streets are full of gun grabbing liberals toting AR-15s with orders to shoot on site. Rumor has it a vicious gang of militant atheists is with them.
 
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