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(C-SPAN)   The gaseous emanations from the spawn of Raxacoricofallapatorius threaten to clog up your senses. Can you bear the putrid stank? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ roughly 1400)   ( c-span.org) divider line
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2018-02-22 10:08:51 AM  
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2018-02-22 10:11:46 AM  
So what time will the feculant coontstain actually appear?

3:45 is my guess
 
2018-02-22 10:14:03 AM  
Please tell me they could get some of those kids from Florida to this briefing to ask her some questions.  You won't come to us? Fine, we'll come see you and ask you in your own house what you're prepared to do.
 
2018-02-22 10:15:00 AM  
I keep looking for a relevant place to post these.  When Ramirez from Creators abandons you, well, there's not much further you can fall.  How long until Ben Garrison starts going after Donnie?

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2018-02-22 10:17:39 AM  
You clog up my senses
Like a night in the White House
Like a tire fire in in Jersey
Like a plugged sewer drain
Like an old unwashed sweatshirt
Like a foul witch's potion
You clog up my senses
It starts 2 pm.
 
2018-02-22 10:57:05 AM  
Even if the Dems run Harold Saxon in 2020, with Missy Gomez as his running mate, I'm still mailing in my absentee ballot.
 
2018-02-22 11:04:26 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Even if the Dems run Harold Saxon in 2020, with Missy Gomez as his running mate, I'm still mailing in my absentee ballot.


WHERE EARTH CERTIFICAT?
 
2018-02-22 11:33:39 AM  
Sending in the "B" team again?
This asshole is a different form of question dodging anger fuel.
 
2018-02-22 11:35:43 AM  

MikeyFuccon: Even if the Dems run Harold Saxon in 2020, with Missy Gomez as his running mate, I'm still mailing in my absentee ballot.


All the Master really wanted was law and order.  And power.  But mostly law and order.  And to stop that INCESSANT DRUM BEAT

And greasy food.  From that one special episode.

/4 fried chickens and a coke
 
2018-02-22 11:36:27 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sending in the "B" team again?


...

do they even *have* an "A" team??
 
2018-02-22 11:42:25 AM  
Can't believe they are letting Raj do another presser after his epic failure last time. But Huckafart is a coward so the time is yours!
 
2018-02-22 11:43:56 AM  

xanadian: Markoff_Cheney: Sending in the "B" team again?

...

do they even *have* an "A" team??


That was the joke.
 
2018-02-22 11:46:40 AM  
Is today the day FBI SWAT teams storm the White House and drag her screaming and crying ass away from the podium?

If no, I'm not watching.
 
2018-02-22 11:54:51 AM  

Markoff_Cheney: xanadian: Markoff_Cheney: Sending in the "B" team again?

...

do they even *have* an "A" team??

That was the joke.


...

Riiiight.

I need more covfefe, I guess.
 
2018-02-22 11:59:12 AM  
Anyone have a CPAC stream?
I feel like vomiting before lunch.
 
2018-02-22 12:19:32 PM  
Good luck, we're all counting on you. I'm glad I'm offsite doing support today and won't be able to submit myself to this atrocity.

Not like I care... some teenagers in Florida schooled every single reporter in the country and it's glorious.
 
2018-02-22 12:56:18 PM  
I missed the last one. Was SHS really that shaken?
 
2018-02-22 01:03:52 PM  
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Aww no Sarah today? I guess Raj will be scrambling to find an opening act or three.
 
2018-02-22 01:04:30 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Sending in the "B" team again?


She's on a junket to the olympics with ivanka.
 
2018-02-22 01:04:56 PM  
Rhe night before last i built a picture frame in order to display my animation alongside the principle drawings.
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2018-02-22 01:05:06 PM  
You may remember her from such shiatshows as the White House Press Briefing:

Margaret Brennan Named Host of 'Face the Nation' on CBS
 
2018-02-22 01:05:15 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Anyone have a CPAC stream?
I feel like vomiting before lunch.


clearing out the old gullet  I see
 
2018-02-22 01:05:25 PM  

The Goddamn Batman: I missed the last one. Was SHS really that shaken?


Yup
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2018-02-22 01:07:01 PM  
I'm polishing off a case of O'Doul's to put myself in the right mood.
 
2018-02-22 01:07:03 PM  

andrewagill: I keep looking for a relevant place to post these.  When Ramirez from Creators abandons you, well, there's not much further you can fall.  How long until Ben Garrison starts going after Donnie?

[img.fark.net image 850x617][img.fark.net image 850x617]


It's gonna take a while, and only if D2S gives in to anything that the GOP hates (not Conservatives, the GOP). He went after Steve Bannon at one point.
 
2018-02-22 01:07:32 PM  

my_little_scullion: The Goddamn Batman: I missed the last one. Was SHS really that shaken?

Yup
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Heh.

I also see now she's working hard to be more punctual. I'll believe that when I see it.
 
2018-02-22 01:07:34 PM  
Fark sized reverse of animation:
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2018-02-22 01:11:02 PM  

Snarfangel: You clog up my senses
Like a night in the White House
Like a tire fire in in Jersey
Like a plugged sewer drain
Like an old unwashed sweatshirt
Like a foul witch's potion
You clog up my senses
It starts 2 pm.


come Huck me again
 
2018-02-22 01:11:38 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Rhe night before last i built a picture frame in order to display my animation alongside the principle drawings.[img.fark.net image 425x318][img.fark.net image 425x318]


I've been painting Minis for my Blood Bowl Team.

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2018-02-22 01:13:58 PM  
Slitheen!
 
2018-02-22 01:14:49 PM  
I'll make sure I am around about 4:30ish.

If they say 2, it will get moved to 2:30, then 3:15, 3:45, 4:00, and at 4:30 a staffer will announce they are head over, so reality is 4:45.

Gawd damn, that's the same tactic I use if I head to the bar on college football Saturdays.

"you said you would be home after the game. It's now 1 in the morning"
"well, I didn't say how long after the game, now did I"
"Sleep on the couch motherfarker. For a week"

Yes, that's an actual conversation with my ex.
After reading it, now I understand why she is my ex. She just had no sense of humor, amirite?
 
2018-02-22 01:17:18 PM  

CygnusDarius: Uchiha_Cycliste: Rhe night before last i built a picture frame in order to display my animation alongside the principle drawings.[img.fark.net image 425x318][img.fark.net image 425x318]

I've been painting Minis for my Blood Bowl Team.

[img.fark.net image 850x569][img.fark.net image 850x569]


How small are they?

(these guys are 1:32)
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\my apprentices best work.
 
2018-02-22 01:18:03 PM  
They look pretty great. Also, how small of a brush are you using (and how did you come by it?)
 
2018-02-22 01:18:09 PM  

Bug2k: Slitheen!


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Yes?
 
2018-02-22 01:18:12 PM  
Should be entertaining to see how they spin the town hall last night.

And by entertaining I mean soul-crushing and depressing.
 
2018-02-22 01:19:33 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: CygnusDarius: Uchiha_Cycliste: Rhe night before last i built a picture frame in order to display my animation alongside the principle drawings.[img.fark.net image 425x318][img.fark.net image 425x318]

I've been painting Minis for my Blood Bowl Team.

[img.fark.net image 850x569][img.fark.net image 850x569]

How small are they?

(these guys are 1:32)
[img.fark.net image 445x300]

\my apprentices best work.


Considering they bases are 32mm, they are small; That being said, those paints are amazing, and the scale of freehand at that scale would kill me, so kudos to your apprentice.
 
2018-02-22 01:21:09 PM  

cranked: I'm polishing off a case of O'Doul's to put myself in the right mood.


Pence?

Is that you?

Did Mother give you permission to post here?
 
2018-02-22 01:23:37 PM  

schrepjm: Bug2k: Slitheen!

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Yes?


Yes! Headline shouts out to their home planet.
 
2018-02-22 01:24:23 PM  

CygnusDarius: Uchiha_Cycliste: CygnusDarius: Uchiha_Cycliste: Rhe night before last i built a picture frame in order to display my animation alongside the principle drawings.[img.fark.net image 425x318][img.fark.net image 425x318]

I've been painting Minis for my Blood Bowl Team.

[img.fark.net image 850x569][img.fark.net image 850x569]

How small are they?

(these guys are 1:32)
[img.fark.net image 445x300]

\my apprentices best work.

Considering they bases are 32mm, they are small; That being said, those paints are amazing, and the scale of freehand at that scale would kill me, so kudos to your apprentice.


So somewhere abouts a cubic inch? Pretty sweet.
I think these are the two I'm most proud of here, in terms of colors, and accomplishments:
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2018-02-22 01:24:53 PM  
April: "So, Raj, the GOP likes to point out that murderers will use knives if they can't get guns.  Why hasn't one of these school shooters used a knife?  What is it about guns that makes them better than knives for killing large numbers of people?"

Raj: "Obviously it's because you can do more damage to more people in less time than with a knife.  Next?"

Huck: "Ahhh shiat."
 
2018-02-22 01:25:25 PM  

Morning Horsefarts: Should be entertaining to see how they spin the town hall last night.

And by entertaining I mean soul-crushing and depressing.


You even mention guns and Hucky Boo Boo is gonna give you the Dwayne Johnson arched eyebrow look.

Oh, thats a tatto. That's why she gave that look to the drive thru guy at Mickey D's when she went to pick up a Presidential*.


*a Presidential.
1 big Mac
1 quarter pounder with cheese
2 cheeseburgers
2 large fries
1 regular fry
Toys from 2 kids meals, male child
 
2018-02-22 01:26:07 PM  

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: So what time will the feculant coontstain actually appear?

3:45 is my guess


Feculant Coontstain is the name of my Marilyn Manson/Katy Perry fusion washboard, kazoo and broomstick bass ensemble.
 
2018-02-22 01:29:38 PM  
It is absolutely mindboggling that we have a President with so many ongoing issues that there still hasn't been a single question at the press briefing about paying hush money to Stormy Daniels or an affair with a playboy playmate.  We are already far past the outrage over Trump's shiathole country remarks.  That isn't even a blip on the radar anymore.

Wharrrrr Porn Star/Playmate affair questions wharrrrrrr?
 
2018-02-22 01:29:58 PM  
Slitheen reference needs Slitheen. Or their cousins the Blathereen
 
2018-02-22 01:35:54 PM  
this should help with scale: 
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2018-02-22 01:44:07 PM  

Officer Barrelroll: It is absolutely mindboggling that we have a President with so many ongoing issues that there still hasn't been a single question at the press briefing about paying hush money to Stormy Daniels or an affair with a playboy playmate.  We are already far past the outrage over Trump's shiathole country remarks.  That isn't even a blip on the radar anymore.

Wharrrrr Porn Star/Playmate affair questions wharrrrrrr?


At least Puerto Rico is in the pink
 
2018-02-22 01:45:54 PM  
Until HuckyBooBoo was foisted upon us by this inept, half-assed evil wannabe Administration, I was of the opinion that there really wasn't anything that googly eyes couldn't improve

Now....I have amended that belief slightly
 
2018-02-22 01:47:11 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: this should help with scale: [img.fark.net image 400x300]


Goddamn!  That dime is YUUUUUGE.  Where can I get one?
 
2018-02-22 01:48:35 PM  
The substitute speaker.
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2018-02-22 01:51:14 PM  

HedlessChickn: cranked: I'm polishing off a case of O'Doul's to put myself in the right mood.

Pence?

Is that you?

Did Mother give you permission to post here?


Better ability to get you drunk than Bud Water.
 
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