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2018-02-21 04:56:58 PM  
Given the Knights' record of late, especially the play of Fleury, perhaps he should try getting the opposing team drunk, instead of his Mom. Might be the only way the Lames have a chance.

/Also, if they think bringing their moms along will help ensure they're all on their best behaviour, then they haven't met enough Hockey Moms.
//Two for slashing.
 
2018-02-21 08:35:27 PM  

anustart: then they haven't met enough Hockey Moms.


Those biatches are like pitbulls wearing lipstick, ya know.
 
2018-02-21 08:36:20 PM  
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Gaudreau's mom not bad, from the looks of it.


/Flames fan for life, BTW.
 
2018-02-21 08:52:19 PM  
I've seen this scenario a time or two on Pornhub.
 
2018-02-21 09:03:51 PM  
I've heard about the Vegas flu, where teams fly in, party all night on the strip, then play like shiat the next night. If I had business in Vegas and did a lousy job because I'd been partying, my boss might forgive me once but not twice. These dicks make a lot of money, is it too much to expect a little professionalism?

/Tcachuk is a punk.
 
2018-02-21 09:17:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: I've heard about the Vegas flu, where teams fly in, party all night on the strip, then play like shiat the next night. If I had business in Vegas and did a lousy job because I'd been partying, my boss might forgive me once but not twice. These dicks make a lot of money, is it too much to expect a little professionalism?

/Tcachuk is a punk.


If I ever go to Vegas for business, which is doubtful......

I'll be a good boy during the work days, and then tack on some vacation days after so I can properly enjoy it.

/Did that during a business trip to So Cal.
 
2018-02-21 09:28:10 PM  
Sometimes you gotta take yo' mamma out all night, and show her what it's all about. Maybe get her jacked up on some cheap champagne.
 
2018-02-21 10:28:31 PM  

fastfxr: [img.fark.net image 425x318]Gaudreau's mom not bad, from the looks of it.


/Flames fan for life, BTW.


Id fark her while wearing my Jets jersey
 
2018-02-21 11:27:29 PM  
So that's how it is in their family
 
2018-02-22 12:37:58 AM  
Do they have a player named Stiffler?
 
2018-02-22 03:35:29 PM  
So that's how it is in their family.
/too lazy to GIS right now.
 
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