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2018-02-21 12:33:35 PM  
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2018-02-21 12:47:03 PM  
I believe it's safe to say the British have successfully detached themselves from Victorian prudishness.
 
2018-02-21 12:48:20 PM  
Why are they assuming that it's a family birthday party?
 
2018-02-21 12:49:52 PM  

fly_gal: Why are they assuming that it's a family birthday party?


Because that's how it is in their family.
 
2018-02-21 12:54:04 PM  
Oh, THATkind of facial...
 
2018-02-21 12:55:29 PM  
Bukcakey!!
 
2018-02-21 12:55:32 PM  
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2018-02-21 12:55:42 PM  

MrBallou: fly_gal: Why are they assuming that it's a family birthday party?

Because that's how it is in their family.


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2018-02-21 12:56:54 PM  
Well, I have a friend who is a pastry chef. I've sent him this link and he's gonna bake a cake like this for the next female birthday cumming up within our group of friends.
 
2018-02-21 12:57:13 PM  
TURN YOUR PHONE SIDEWAYS.

 
2018-02-21 12:58:40 PM  
🎶 Cut the cake
Give me a little piece, let me lick up the cream 🎶
 
2018-02-21 01:02:25 PM  
Next year they'll just have hot dogs.

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2018-02-21 01:04:33 PM  

fly_gal: Why are they assuming that it's a family birthday party?


It's the UK.  All the white folks there are probably second cousins at most.
 
2018-02-21 01:04:54 PM  
At least it wasn't a creampie...
 
OOF
2018-02-21 01:05:04 PM  
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2018-02-21 01:07:15 PM  

guestguy: At least it wasn't a creampie...


Icing what you did there.
 
2018-02-21 01:09:52 PM  
Well, I ______....___ laughed.
 
2018-02-21 01:12:48 PM  

Bruce Campbell: Bukcakey!!


I was gonna go with Boo Cakey, but glad it was taken care of, either way
 
2018-02-21 01:14:40 PM  
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2018-02-21 01:17:19 PM  

TNel: [img.fark.net image 500x552]


I just got a new I-phone after using a flip phone from 2006. I must say, it was the second rule I learned when taking photos/videos.

the other was keeping my fingers off the lens.
 
2018-02-21 01:18:47 PM  

fly_gal: Why are they assuming that it's a family birthday party?


How else do people actually think families are made?
 
2018-02-21 01:20:20 PM  
The aristocrats!
 
2018-02-21 01:21:49 PM  
What was that, buttercream? You could probably do it with a custard or some other kind of pudding (I vote tapioca) and have a much more authentic, er, experience.
 
2018-02-21 01:21:51 PM  
Headline checks out.
 
2018-02-21 01:25:29 PM  

KingBiefWhistle: What was that, buttercream? You could probably do it with a custard or some other kind of pudding (I vote tapioca) and have a much more authentic, er, experience.


It depends. One must also take into consideration the warmth of the substance, saltiness, and viscous properties (stickiness) to make it "authentic". Oh and have some curtains available for hand wiping.
 
2018-02-21 01:28:24 PM  

oldfarthenry: I believe it's safe to say the British have successfully detached themselves from Victorian prudishness.


Victoria did. You should read her diary.
 
2018-02-21 01:29:41 PM  
If only all the women adults I did that to found it as funny as she did... With cake, I mean. Obviously.
 
2018-02-21 01:30:23 PM  
I get the impression that it's funny because it's tasty and not so much work.  Damn women these days want everything.
 
2018-02-21 01:32:41 PM  
The clip then shows the woman open her mouth and stick out her tongue as the penis starts spraying icing towards her.

Hey!  Spoiler Alert, please!
 
2018-02-21 01:33:48 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: I get the impression that it's funny because it's tasty and not so much work.  Damn women these days want everything.


User name checks out.
 
2018-02-21 01:36:10 PM  
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Surprise penis birthday cake with happy ending!
Youtube 0Kx6W8Af87k
 
2018-02-21 01:38:42 PM  
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cake?
 
2018-02-21 01:42:44 PM  

bughunter: The clip then shows the woman open her mouth and stick out her tongue as the penis starts spraying icing towards her.

Hey!  Spoiler Alert, please!


It's a whip cream can built into the cake.
/it's a lie.

NSFW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-oUE​U​T_Nac
 
2018-02-21 01:44:11 PM  

steklo: KingBiefWhistle: What was that, buttercream? You could probably do it with a custard or some other kind of pudding (I vote tapioca) and have a much more authentic, er, experience.

It depends. One must also take into consideration the warmth of the substance, saltiness, and viscous properties (stickiness) to make it "authentic". Oh and have some curtains available for hand wiping.


Madame's "authentic" recipe:  Warm an egg in your decollatage.  Separate and retain the white.  Fold in a drop of chlorine bleach and a few grains of salt dissolved in 1 teaspoon of water.  Drizzle where needed.

I forget where I read this... almost forty years ago in a book written by a madame who had a client that liked, ahem, secondary encounters.
 
2018-02-21 01:45:02 PM  

foo monkey: TURN YOUR PHONE SIDEWAYS.


What possible difference does it make? Good grief.
 
2018-02-21 01:47:32 PM  
Insert reference to Ghastly's Comic here, site is down, can't find anything.
 
2018-02-21 01:47:39 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Nana's Vibrator: I get the impression that it's funny because it's tasty and not so much work. Damn women these days want everything.

User name checks out.


*ponders momentarily*

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2018-02-21 01:55:05 PM  
Well, if a certain activity did result in cake frosting, it would be far popular IRL.
 
2018-02-21 02:04:53 PM  

TNel: [img.fark.net image 500x552]


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2018-02-21 02:10:54 PM  

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Nice parenting....there is a child watching. Wouldn't that be against the law?
 
2018-02-21 02:25:30 PM  

BeotchPudding: tzzhc4: [img.fark.net image 400x400]

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Nice parenting....there is a child watching. Wouldn't that be against the law?


While poor judgment was used I think since it wasn't a real facial or penis it is ok
 
2018-02-21 02:29:29 PM  
I saw something like that once.   Only instead of butter-creme, it was a dark chocolate mousse.  Also wasn't a penis.    Also wasn't terribly appetizing.    Starting to wish I had not revisited that memory.
 
2018-02-21 02:29:51 PM  

Bruce Campbell: Bukcakey!!


Don't you need more than one source of jizz for that? In this case, more than one spewing cake?
 
2018-02-21 02:40:37 PM  
Man, she WANTED that shait. I don't think you can pay hookers to want it that bad.
 
2018-02-21 02:42:35 PM  
For my fathers 40th, he got a female torso cake (clothed actually). It had a cherry baked into the crotch, which was, of course, the piece he was served. I was too young at the time to figure out why everyone at the party was laughing so much.
 
2018-02-21 02:59:52 PM  
So what you're saying is that Fark IS my personal erotica site...

Excellent...
 
2018-02-21 03:04:13 PM  
Wow, GBBO is really pushing the limits.
 
2018-02-21 03:25:14 PM  
She seems like the kind of classy gal who would appreciate jewelry for her birthday. Someone asked her what she wanted; this is what she had to say...

zz top - Pearl Necklace
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2018-02-21 03:40:25 PM  
You know who else loves cake?

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2018-02-21 03:42:47 PM  
They seem fun.
 
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