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(Metro)   When newlyweds review wedding pics, they find the photographer concentrated more on boobs and butts than anything else   ( metro.co.uk) divider line
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2018-02-20 04:41:59 PM  
Long assed day
 
2018-02-20 04:51:02 PM  
That's disgusting, let's send the pics to the press.
 
2018-02-20 04:52:25 PM  
He even took a picture of the groom with a chubby.
 
2018-02-20 04:52:50 PM  
Judging by the photo's of the bride and groom, he chose...wisely.
 
2018-02-20 04:53:18 PM  

Clash City Farker: He even took a picture of the groom with a chubby.


That's the bride, you ass.
 
2018-02-20 04:53:24 PM  
The entire point of getting married is easy access to boobs and a butt.
 
2018-02-20 04:54:08 PM  
Next time they shouldn't get Suze Randall to be the photog.

/too obscure?
 
2018-02-20 04:54:30 PM  
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2018-02-20 04:55:47 PM  

Atomic Jonb: Judging by the photo's of the bride and groom, he chose...wisely.


They're not even British hot.
 
2018-02-20 04:56:50 PM  
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2018-02-20 04:59:59 PM  
And a bunch of upskirts!
 
2018-02-20 05:01:43 PM  
CSB (maybe) - I work for a non-profit and we have a giant gala fundraiser each year. Back in the days of film, a local lawyer (the kind that advertises during Judge Judy and all seven digits of the phone number are the same) volunteered to document it. He's a good photographer so we jumped at the chance. When we got the pictures back, an overwhelming number of them were of our (admittedly cute) receptionist. We actually counted... 57 out of 130 shots were of her.
 
2018-02-20 05:02:02 PM  

FrancoFile: Atomic Jonb: Judging by the photo's of the bride and groom, he chose...wisely.

They're not even British hot.


No, sadly, it is.
 
2018-02-20 05:02:20 PM  

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2018-02-20 05:02:57 PM  
That's why you gotta spring for two weddings, a real and a practice one.
Have two photographers shoot each one. Then you have your choice of pictures.
 
2018-02-20 05:03:42 PM  
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2018-02-20 05:04:05 PM  
Well, I know randall cattle
 
2018-02-20 05:04:10 PM  
OK pretty cool

still my wife and I didn't do any engagement photos, but my favorite wedding photo is her swigging a bottle of wine as we get out of the convertible at the reception (don't worry she was not driving)
 
2018-02-20 05:04:41 PM  
Roughly 20 years ago when my wife and I got married we did the old "leave disposable cameras on all the tables" thing. My horny 17 year old nephew ran around an took a few T&A  shots on each camera. I watched him and knew what was going to show up, so it was pretty funny.
 
2018-02-20 05:05:22 PM  
I bet the wedding couple went with the cheap option. Just because someone owns a DSLR camera and posts online doesn't mean skip the background check.
 
2018-02-20 05:05:50 PM  

Barfmaker: Next time they shouldn't get Suze Randall to be the photog.

/too obscure?


Nothing is obscure on FARK
 
2018-02-20 05:06:21 PM  
Who gets the pics in the divorce?
 
2018-02-20 05:06:42 PM  
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2018-02-20 05:09:47 PM  
If I was showing off my boobs I wouldn't mind somebody taking pix of them.
 
2018-02-20 05:10:58 PM  
You know, a quick look at the photographers picture and you just know he arrived in a beat up windowless van from his parking spot where he lives down by the river. Shoulda been a clue.
 
2018-02-20 05:12:43 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: If I was showing off my boobs I wouldn't mind somebody taking pix of them.


That sound you hear is the sound of a thousand profile clicks.
 
2018-02-20 05:12:47 PM  
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2018-02-20 05:16:30 PM  
Photographer...

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2018-02-20 05:18:13 PM  
Wait, the happy couple's last name is Unwin? That's why the photographer didn't take any pictures of HIS family.
 
2018-02-20 05:18:56 PM  

darkman2000: Nothing is obscure on FARK


You're telling me.  Yesterday, someone made the typo of "cubbies holes" and I referenced Gloria Blondell, Nedra Clark, and Dana Wilson.  Farker Dewey Fidalgo replied to a link with one of the saddest life stories...

http://greatentertainersarchives.blog​s​pot.com/2011/11/lifetime-of-pain-short​-life-of-nedra.html
 
2018-02-20 05:20:01 PM  
I'm outraged at the lack of pictures
 
2018-02-20 05:20:47 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: The Googles Do Nothing: If I was showing off my boobs I wouldn't mind somebody taking pix of them.

That sound you hear is the sound of a thousand profile clicks.


Yet there's no pictures.
/yes I looked
//you did too
///didn't think of it till I saw your post
 
2018-02-20 05:23:25 PM  
Obvious tag broken?
 
2018-02-20 05:27:30 PM  
Local news "photo journalists" do the same thing.
 
2018-02-20 05:27:32 PM  
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2018-02-20 05:27:38 PM  
The potential of seeing boobs and butts is the only reason that men go to weddings.

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2018-02-20 05:28:31 PM  
Now come on, every photographer has their own style. This guy was just expressing his. You wouldn't sue Annie Leibovitz, would you?
 
2018-02-20 05:32:43 PM  

ukexpat: Now come on, every photographer has their own style. This guy was just expressing his. You wouldn't sue Annie Leibovitz, would you?


Maybe if Fran Lebowitz did it... *maybe*.
 
2018-02-20 05:33:56 PM  
Why would you need to go out and photograph boobs? There are lots of them on the internet, properly framed and lighted for....easy viewing.

/self-reporting
 
2018-02-20 05:35:23 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: The Googles Do Nothing: If I was showing off my boobs I wouldn't mind somebody taking pix of them.

That sound you hear is the sound of a thousand profile clicks.


Did I say "boobs"?  I meant "moobs".
 
2018-02-20 05:37:44 PM  
Idiot. You put the creeper shots in a separate folder from the official wedding pics.

Having said that, has this dipshiat never heard of the internet, land of virtually unlimited boobs and butts?
 
2018-02-20 05:39:13 PM  
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That's NOT an attractive bum.
 
2018-02-20 05:39:45 PM  

unicron702: FrancoFile: Atomic Jonb: Judging by the photo's of the bride and groom, he chose...wisely.

They're not even British hot.

No, sadly, it is.


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2018-02-20 05:41:20 PM  
Something doesn't add up here...
Steph and Paul Unwin were horrified to find they had 96 pictures of their bridesmaids - including close-up shots of cleavage and bums - and only 11 of the actual groom. Ukip's Henry Bolton and 'racist' Jo Marney are back together More than a third were out of focus and her in-laws weren't even featured.
When we got some of the pictures, I said to him "is this all of them because I'm really disappointed?" There were 96 pictures of bridesmaids at the wedding - but only 11 of the groom (Picture: Mercury) 'He turned around and said he took thousands of pictures. When we received them, he'd taken 1636 images and 559 were out of focus. He called them "misfires".' Steph says she had no photographs of her in-laws from the big day and only one of her own parents - but the photographer somehow managed to get almost 100 pictures of her two bridesmaids.


1636 images minus 559 out of focus is 1077. There were 96 pictures of bridesmaids, leaving 981. 11 of the groom, leaving 970.
What were the 970 pictures of? The bridezilla? How many pictures do you need?
 
2018-02-20 05:48:22 PM  
LONGBUTT
 
2018-02-20 05:48:54 PM  

FizixJunkee: [metrouk2.files.wordpress.com image 850x570]
That's NOT an attractive bum.


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2018-02-20 05:49:40 PM  

sunderland56: The entire point of getting married is easy access to boobs and a butt.


...and almost a beaver :-)
 
2018-02-20 05:50:04 PM  
Good grief, I could take better pictures than that, and I just about know how to turn the camera on and press the shutter button.

I suppose that shows the importance of looking at someone's previous work before hiring them.
 
2018-02-20 05:54:43 PM  
Was gonna make a Sinead O'Conner joke about the bald photographer.
Instead, I shall post this pic of Sinead O'Conner with hair.
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2018-02-20 05:54:52 PM  

The Why Not Guy: CSB (maybe) - I work for a non-profit and we have a giant gala fundraiser each year. Back in the days of film, a local lawyer (the kind that advertises during Judge Judy and all seven digits of the phone number are the same) volunteered to document it. He's a good photographer so we jumped at the chance. When we got the pictures back, an overwhelming number of them were of our (admittedly cute) receptionist. We actually counted... 57 out of 130 shots were of her.


... we're gonna need some photographic evidence to judge by.
 
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