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2018-02-19 07:04:07 PM  
Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.
 
2018-02-19 07:07:36 PM  
Doesn't work with AdBlocker. They don't eat the thing at the end do they?
 
2018-02-19 07:40:06 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


My condolences.
 
2018-02-19 07:51:33 PM  
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/times have changed I guess
 
2018-02-19 07:51:52 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


I'm sorry for all your family is going through.
 
2018-02-19 08:39:48 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


Ah, really sorry to hear that :( Not pretending to know the circumstances, but I truly hope he finds peace. My sincere condolences to you and the rest of his loved ones.
 
2018-02-19 08:57:30 PM  
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Raccoons are OK, but can they rock a little coat like mine?
 
2018-02-19 09:10:54 PM  
I call the big one Bitey.
 
2018-02-19 09:16:44 PM  
The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".
 
2018-02-19 09:18:32 PM  
Awww, I wanna go!
 
2018-02-19 09:23:21 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".


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2018-02-19 09:26:22 PM  

nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

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Came here for Rocket, leaving satisfied.
 
2018-02-19 09:29:42 PM  

serfdood: nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

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Came here for Rocket, leaving satisfied.


That's what she said.

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2018-02-19 09:31:01 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


So sorry for your loss. Lost my dad last Oct. You & yours are in my prayers.
 
2018-02-19 09:31:16 PM  

Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".


Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

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Little pervs like to watch.
 
2018-02-19 09:34:16 PM  

gerbilpox: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

[img.fark.net image 600x381]

Little pervs like to watch.


Where is your Ceiling Cat now?
 
2018-02-19 09:39:51 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: gerbilpox: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

[img.fark.net image 600x381]

Little pervs like to watch.

Where is your Ceiling Cat now?


Chased away by rabid Ceiling Coon.
 
2018-02-19 09:40:12 PM  
Is the link farked? I can't get it loaded
 
2018-02-19 09:45:15 PM  
I wanted to see some trash pandas, but the site is too shiatty for me.

The content to crap ratio is already bad, then they want to run a 15 second ad before the video as well.

Fark that.

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2018-02-19 09:45:21 PM  
"This content is not available from your location".

Thanks subby.
 
2018-02-19 09:46:47 PM  
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2018-02-19 09:47:28 PM  
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2018-02-19 09:48:05 PM  
Kevin-rose-raccoon.gif
 
2018-02-19 09:50:44 PM  

gerbilpox: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

[img.fark.net image 600x381]

Little pervs like to watch.


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2018-02-19 09:53:58 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


When a person's time is called there is not a single thing we can do about it. My condolences for all involved.
 
2018-02-19 09:59:26 PM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: gerbilpox: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

[img.fark.net image 600x381]

Little pervs like to watch.

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They do have dexterous human-like hands
 
2018-02-19 10:03:52 PM  

SuperLorie: The Zen Philosopher Basho: gerbilpox: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

Cuddle? I've been fighting to keep those rabies vectors out of the rafters for years.

[img.fark.net image 600x381]

Little pervs like to watch.

[img.fark.net image 425x268]

They do have dexterous human-like hands


oh no
 
2018-02-19 10:05:50 PM  
*fast-forwards to a raccoon washing SuperLorie's dick in a swimming pool*
 
2018-02-19 10:06:48 PM  

SuperLorie: They do have dexterous human-like hands


Agreed. We live next to a designated open space in the SF Bay area. The raccoons visit every night. I have watched them remove bungee cords off trash cans to explore the stuff inside.
 
2018-02-19 10:24:30 PM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


:(
 
2018-02-19 10:27:16 PM  

nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

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So I had no plan to watch this movie. Wife pulls it up on Netflix, I'm in the basement working on stuff.

I hear the soundtrack and couldn't not come upstairs, sat down to watch, and this scene happened.  I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing and sat through the rest of the movie.

/Good decision on my part, hell of a fun movie :)
 
2018-02-19 10:39:05 PM  

Thingster: nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

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So I had no plan to watch this movie. Wife pulls it up on Netflix, I'm in the basement working on stuff.

I hear the soundtrack and couldn't not come upstairs, sat down to watch, and this scene happened.  I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing and sat through the rest of the movie.

/Good decision on my part, hell of a fun movie :)


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2018-02-19 10:42:41 PM  
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2018-02-19 11:08:15 PM  

Mugato: Doesn't work with AdBlocker. They don't eat the thing at the end do they?


I disabled and video still doesn't work.  Just keeps playing the stupid commercial.
 
2018-02-19 11:10:17 PM  
Corgis and trash pandas?! Why don't we have these cafes here??!!
 
2018-02-19 11:10:19 PM  

Thingster: nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

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So I had no plan to watch this movie. Wife pulls it up on Netflix, I'm in the basement working on stuff.

I hear the soundtrack and couldn't not come upstairs, sat down to watch, and this scene happened.  I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing and sat through the rest of the movie.

/Good decision on my part, hell of a fun movie :)


Not sure if that's 1 or 2, but 2 is even better.  It's impossible to dislike.
 
2018-02-19 11:10:59 PM  

brandent: Mugato: Doesn't work with AdBlocker. They don't eat the thing at the end do they?

I disabled and video still doesn't work.  Just keeps playing the stupid commercial.


If you have an autoplay blocker enabled, even with adblocker disabled, it'll sometimes only play the ad and then stop.
 
2018-02-19 11:36:09 PM  
Trash pandas are an invasive species in locals where the US Army sent large numbers of tanks during the cold war. That means we were sloppy in securing war materials before shipping it.
 
2018-02-19 11:38:25 PM  
(NSFW audio)

Gangsta Raccoon Steals Cat Food
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2018-02-19 11:40:51 PM  

Theaetetus: brandent: Mugato: Doesn't work with AdBlocker. They don't eat the thing at the end do they?

I disabled and video still doesn't work.  Just keeps playing the stupid commercial.

If you have an autoplay blocker enabled, even with adblocker disabled, it'll sometimes only play the ad and then stop.


Thanks.  I do in fact have an autoplay thingy.  Forget about that.  Good grief.  Why can't they just make websites unintrusive.  If there was a short video ad at the beginning of a video and I could depend on that, then fine, I wouldn't have an ad blocker.  But websites are so aggressive with autoplay and ads it is infuriating.
 
2018-02-19 11:57:28 PM  
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2018-02-20 12:35:40 AM  

brandent: Thingster: nytmare: Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".

[img.fark.net image 640x267]

So I had no plan to watch this movie. Wife pulls it up on Netflix, I'm in the basement working on stuff.

I hear the soundtrack and couldn't not come upstairs, sat down to watch, and this scene happened.  I cracked up and couldn't stop laughing and sat through the rest of the movie.

/Good decision on my part, hell of a fun movie :)

Not sure if that's 1 or 2, but 2 is even better.  It's impossible to dislike.


I came up for 2.
 
2018-02-20 12:42:47 AM  

markie_farkie: Thanks, I needed that!

Father in law is coming off life support tomorrow morning and probably won't last more than a couple hours.


My condolences. Had to make the decision to put mom on palliative over 2 years ago. Not easy to watch.
 
2018-02-20 01:12:17 AM  
Thanks to everyone for offering their condolences.  My wife's been at her father's bedside almost 24x7 for the past 2 weeks.  He had gallbladder surgery in January, and never really bounced back 100% from it.  He was home after recovering from that, and fell while trying to go pee, and her mom had to call 911.  The initial workup showed massive internal bleeding somewhere, as well as infection and sepsis.  His kidneys are already compromised, he's diabetic, has heart disease, asthma, smokes, doesn't watch what he eats, and has already had a heart attack and several small strokes.

He was helicoptered to a major Dallas hospital and moved to ICU where he was being given fluids, blood, antibiotics, and temporary dialysis, and was turning the corner the next day when he had a massive stroke that took out his entire left brain hemisphere, and stopped his heart twice.  The second time he coded, it took the crash team 10 minutes to get a steady pulse, and since then he's been completely on life support to maintain him.

The neurological prognosis is grim with almost zero chance of a meaningful recovery beyond being able to open his eyes briefly.  Even then, he doesn't track motion, and is unable to complete basic tasks like lift a finger (on his non-affected side) or respond to stimulus.  One test involved taking a wet washcloth and  touching his eyeball with it to see if he has even an involuntary reaction to it, and that was negative.

So, after a week of playing wait and see to give his shattered brain and other organs a chance to come back with any signs of a meaningful recovery, we are at the point now where it's time to take him off the vent and let nature take its course.

Sorry for the long threadjack/diatribe on this.. I've been playing a supporting role to my wife's family by shuttling other relatives to and from for their last visits, bringing in fresh snacks, clothing, and letting them go home to rest for a day here and there, and I'm glad I can do that for them during the darkest hours of their family life.

Thank you again, Farkers.
 
2018-02-20 09:12:46 AM  

The Zen Philosopher Basho: *fast-forwards to a raccoon washing SuperLorie's dick in a swimming pool*


I don't have a dick. I have a vulva.
 
2018-02-20 09:32:27 AM  
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2018-02-20 09:43:55 AM  
What, no 'Elf'? Does someone need a hug?
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2018-02-20 10:11:56 AM  

Mad_Radhu: The preferred nomenclature is "Trash Panda".


this
raccoons are horrible disease filled monster rats
 
2018-02-20 10:54:17 AM  

SuperLorie: The Zen Philosopher Basho: *fast-forwards to a raccoon washing SuperLorie's dick in a swimming pool*

I don't have a dick. I have a vulva.


Yeah but with one of those you can have just about any dick you want
 
2018-02-20 02:01:01 PM  
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