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2018-02-18 06:15:57 PM  
Dinosaur is gonna be hungry again in an hour.
 
2018-02-18 06:19:40 PM  
I hope they don't like the smell of large quantities of human poop
 
2018-02-18 06:21:20 PM  
I'd fight it. I would have a reach advantage.
 
2018-02-18 06:26:09 PM  
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About as brave as the lawyer in Jurassic Park.
 
2018-02-18 06:29:16 PM  
getting ready to eat you?  Like, it's laying the table and ensuring the cutlery is in the right order?
 
2018-02-18 06:29:35 PM  
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2018-02-18 06:32:46 PM  
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/something something stiff upper lip
 
2018-02-18 07:23:09 PM  
If your falling out of an airplane, you may as well try to fly.
 
2018-02-18 07:40:18 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: [img.fark.net image 500x266]
About as brave as the lawyer in Jurassic Park.


You want fries with that?
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2018-02-18 07:51:57 PM  
None brave.
 
2018-02-18 08:01:00 PM  
Depends.  Do dinosaurs like Chinese?
 
2018-02-18 08:09:04 PM  

abhorrent1: I'd fight it. I would have a reach advantage.


Of course you would, the kid is three feet tall.
 
2018-02-18 08:13:08 PM  

Branniganslaw: abhorrent1: I'd fight it. I would have a reach advantage.

Of course you would, the kid is three feet tall.


Oh I thought they mean the dinosaur but yeah, I could totally kick that kids ass.
 
2018-02-18 08:23:57 PM  
Eat me.
 
2018-02-18 08:45:00 PM  
It depends, is it my grandmother and will she be taking her teeth out first?
 
2018-02-18 09:04:04 PM  

idrow: Depends.  Do dinosaurs like Chinese?


This dinosaur does:
Monty Python ilikechinese
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2018-02-18 09:49:09 PM  
Depends on the dinosaur. Chickens are modern dinosaurs and I can kick their asses pretty handily.

Mammals won and apes rose to the top. Get over it, biatches. I will deep fry and eat your ass so long as no time travel is involved.
 
2018-02-18 10:22:37 PM  

skozlaw: Depends on the dinosaur. Chickens are modern dinosaurs and I can kick their asses pretty handily.

Mammals won and apes rose to the top. Get over it, biatches. I will deep fry and eat your ass so long as no time travel is involved.


Once we put a stop to the atrocious methods practiced by farmers to stifle the growth of chickens, chickens will be able to once again grow to their full size and regain dominance over Earth.
 
2018-02-19 12:12:18 AM  
I'm sure the Fark Internet Tough Guys would just run up and punch it.
 
2018-02-19 12:14:15 AM  
Meh. Don't give a F. Have been real near death multiple times. Can only think of once the prospect worried me. And that had more to do with means than mortality. I do not want to suffocate.
 
2018-02-19 12:20:40 AM  
I'd hope to go out like Spoon from Dog Soldiers. . .
 
2018-02-19 12:54:09 AM  

Arab Lover: skozlaw: Depends on the dinosaur. Chickens are modern dinosaurs and I can kick their asses pretty handily.

Mammals won and apes rose to the top. Get over it, biatches. I will deep fry and eat your ass so long as no time travel is involved.

Once we put a stop to the atrocious methods practiced by farmers to stifle the growth of chickens, chickens will be able to once again grow to their full size and regain dominance over Earth.


A few years back we lived out in the country and had chickens, started out with Games then bought some Red Producers. They are a cross between a Rhode Island Red and I forget the other half but the Roosters are farking huge! My Aunt was in the hospital, late stage Leukemia and I was going to town to see her, the Hubs called and said he forgot to feed the chickens that morning and could I do it.

I'm heading to the chicken coop with a can of feed and a gallon of water and one of the Roosters that had been getting aggressive comes straight at me and hits my right hand, those dammed spurs tore my hand to shiat. I kicked the bastage away and headed back to the house. I'd dropped the feed when he hit me but the talons/spurs had managed to land/tear in those soft spots between knuckles and my fingers were locked on the ring handle. My daughter had to pry my fingers lose. Motherfarking ouch!

Had a hell of a time getting the bleeding to stop but we got it bandaged and I got to the Hospital. Well, the nurses wanted to know what happened and after I told them I was in trouble. They proceeded to drag my tiny arse to the Nurses Station, unwrap my hand, examine it and one of them called the oncall M.D. and he came and looked at it. The next thing I know I'm getting a Tetanus booster, butterflies and bandages applied! I never signed a piece of paper or pulled out my Insurance card and I never got a bill from the Hospital. Small town for you.

My son laughed hysterically when I told him about it, he said I was now suffering from 'Cock Poisoning'. {He's got an interesting sense of humor} Right, Moral to the story: Chickens can be mean and they carry some sharp knives on them they know how to use.

/I don't want Poultry Overlords!
//I make Chicken Pot Pie out of them
///Threeeee
 
2018-02-19 01:08:25 AM  
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That doesn't sound very scary.
 
2018-02-19 11:07:20 AM  
I'd call this guy.

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2018-02-19 12:58:54 PM  
Ask this guy:

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(I couldn't actually find a pic of him being eaten.)
 
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