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2018-02-17 07:47:08 PM  
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2018-02-17 08:15:41 PM  
1st amendment.  Suck it.
 
2018-02-17 08:21:22 PM  

enry: 1st  3rd amendment.  Suck it.


/Very small soldiers
 
2018-02-17 08:33:50 PM  
"It's not the job of the government to sit in a dark room and review porn," said Utah Rep. Michael McKell (R-Spanish Fork)

But I'm sure he wouldn't have any trouble getting volunteers to do that... Could crowdsource it even.
 
2018-02-17 08:36:27 PM  
Does it kill more than 30,000 people in the US each year?
 
2018-02-17 08:41:27 PM  
My first.  I thought it would feel better.
 
2018-02-17 08:41:38 PM  

edmo: Does it kill more than 30,000 people in the US each year?


Done properly, it kills millions every single time.

/so I hear
 
2018-02-17 08:58:22 PM  

edmo: Does it kill more than 30,000 people in the US each year?


Just kittens.
 
2018-02-17 09:47:44 PM  
My Warm Sticky Hands is my Taylor Swift tribute band name.
 
2018-02-17 09:51:31 PM  
Republicans attacking our right to view porn might be the only thing that saves us in the 2020 election.
 
2018-02-17 09:52:17 PM  

NeoCortex42: edmo: Does it kill more than 30,000 people in the US each year?

Just kittens.


At least we have well fed Domo-kuns
 
2018-02-17 09:53:33 PM  
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2018-02-17 09:54:38 PM  
Really? Everything that's going on these days, and this is the fight they pick?
 
2018-02-17 09:55:14 PM  
FTA: "Porn today is not the porn we grew up with in the 1980s and 90s."

It sure isn't. It's much easier to access and the production values are a bit higher.
 
2018-02-17 09:55:41 PM  
Mitt will save the Utahns from that evil, sexy porn!
 
2018-02-17 09:56:30 PM  

HighlanderRPI: enry: 1st  3rd amendment.  Suck it.

/Very small soldiers


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2018-02-17 09:56:47 PM  

hughesrep: My first.  I thought it would feel better.


 You were just nervous. You'll get better with time.
 
2018-02-17 09:56:59 PM  
Guns are sacrosanct but free speech....eh
 
2018-02-17 09:59:11 PM  

orclover: Republicans attacking our right to view porn might be the only thing that saves us in the 2020 election.


oblig:

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2018-02-17 10:00:02 PM  
You know a good guy with a porn can stop a bad guy with a porn.
 
2018-02-17 10:01:00 PM  
It's not Sharia Law when our religion is the one making the rules.
 
2018-02-17 10:01:18 PM  
Authoritarian child rapers and wife abusers hate when you put that stuff on the internet.
 
2018-02-17 10:02:30 PM  

Makh: You know a good guy with a porn can stop a bad guy with a porn.


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2018-02-17 10:02:47 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Really? Everything that's going on these days, and this is the fight they pick?


Gotta keep the base riled up.
 
2018-02-17 10:03:10 PM  
If they outlaw porn how is Donnie going to pick his mistresses?
 
2018-02-17 10:03:53 PM  
Does Rule 34 apply to porn?
 
2018-02-17 10:05:00 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Really? Everything that's going on these days, and this is the fight they pick?


Yep.  And Mittens--it's not a sin is your wear gloves--Romney is going to lead the charge.
 
2018-02-17 10:07:06 PM  

hughesrep: My first.  I thought it would feel better.


That's what everyone says.
 
2018-02-17 10:10:52 PM  
Houston said she encouraged Utahns to take the matter into their own hands.

I bet they did, many times.
 
2018-02-17 10:11:24 PM  

shintochick: FTA: "Porn today is not the porn we grew up with in the 1980s and 90s."

It sure isn't. It's much easier to access and the production values are a bit higher.


A bit, my ass. Go watch "Deep Throat" (professionally done, 1972). Then compare to production value on a half-assed cam show of today. Obviously, I will wait a bit, but one doesn't come close to the other.
 
2018-02-17 10:11:43 PM  

dstanley: Does Rule 34 apply to porn?


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2018-02-17 10:12:29 PM  

dstanley: Does Rule 34 apply to porn?


Naturally.

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2018-02-17 10:12:56 PM  
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2018-02-17 10:14:41 PM  

enry: 1st amendment.  Suck it.


Uh, phrasing?
 
2018-02-17 10:15:03 PM  

Paris1127: "It's not the job of the government to sit in a dark room and review porn," said Utah Rep. Michael McKell (R-Spanish Fork)

But I'm sure he wouldn't have any trouble getting volunteers to do that... Could crowdsource it even.


and work from home is a breeze
 
2018-02-17 10:17:21 PM  

Paris1127: "It's not the job of the government to sit in a dark room and review porn," said Utah Rep. Michael McKell (R-Spanish Fork)

But I'm sure he wouldn't have any trouble getting volunteers to do that... Could crowdsource it even.


who am I kidding?.  I've already volunteered and have worked off 2 hour of CS time.
 
2018-02-17 10:17:55 PM  

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It's called whacky the pachy
 
2018-02-17 10:19:17 PM  
> About 60 percent of Utahns and nearly 90 percent of the state's lawmakers are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which has declared "depiction, in pictures or writing, that is intended to inappropriately arouse sexual feelings" to be "a tool of the adversary," the descriptor Mormons often use for Satan.

Ok. But this seems to make a case for "depictions that are intended to appropriately arouse sexual feelings"  What are these? Magic underwear advertisements?

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2018-02-17 10:22:22 PM  

Archie Goodwin: enry: 1st amendment.  Suck it.

Uh, phrasing?


Mayyybe
 
2018-02-17 10:23:46 PM  

HighlanderRPI: enry: 1st  3rd 2nd amendment.  Suck it BLAM BLAM.

/Very small soldiers


/your well come
 
2018-02-17 10:25:31 PM  
Also, I will guarantee these people haven't gotten into the weirdness yet (I don't judge, but some people... let's say I'm impressed with their creativity).

Not linking, I would get a hammer.

Not going for Gorgor grade warped, but my favorite wtf porn is from Veronica Chaos. My, erm, favorite I guess is the video where she is dressed up as princess Leia. And stimulating herself with a fairly advanced Yoda puppet. And throwing a decent Yoda voice into the puppet with minimal lip movement. First time I saw it I was more or less brain locked and really couldn't process the scene.

My thought is to email links to that and similar to the supporters of this nonsense, asking, "Does this arouse inappropriate sexual feelings?".

Go nuts.
 
2018-02-17 10:26:46 PM  
Considering how Utah ranks highly on the ratio of gay porn, I think this is even more of a gay hunt than about porn in general.
 
2018-02-17 10:26:54 PM  

baron von doodle: shintochick: FTA: "Porn today is not the porn we grew up with in the 1980s and 90s."

It sure isn't. It's much easier to access and the production values are a bit higher.

A bit, my ass. Go watch "Deep Throat" (professionally done, 1972). Then compare to production value on a half-assed cam show of today. Obviously, I will wait a bit, but one doesn't come close to the other.


Yep, and even the hair was real, today we just get merkins, made in China.
 
2018-02-17 10:28:27 PM  
PornHub has some interesting stats on the porn viewing habits of people living in Utah.  Since the 60% of the state residents are Mormon, either the Mormons are watching at the same rate as other Americans or the remaining 40% of the population is doing a whole lotta porn surfing.

https://www.pornhub.com/insights/utahs​-porn-viewers
 
2018-02-17 10:28:44 PM  

theflatline: baron von doodle: shintochick: FTA: "Porn today is not the porn we grew up with in the 1980s and 90s."

It sure isn't. It's much easier to access and the production values are a bit higher.

A bit, my ass. Go watch "Deep Throat" (professionally done, 1972). Then compare to production value on a half-assed cam show of today. Obviously, I will wait a bit, but one doesn't come close to the other.

Yep, and even the hair was real, today we just get merkins, made in China.


Not like that squirrel thing Dichen Lachen (sp?) had in Altered Carbon.
 
2018-02-17 10:29:43 PM  

HairBolus: > About 60 percent of Utahns and nearly 90 percent of the state's lawmakers are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which has declared "depiction, in pictures or writing, that is intended to inappropriately arouse sexual feelings" to be "a tool of the adversary," the descriptor Mormons often use for Satan.

Ok. But this seems to make a case for "depictions that are intended to appropriately arouse sexual feelings"  What are these? Magic underwear advertisements?

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You'll be happy to know there's mormon porn.

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You can imagine where it goes from here.
 
2018-02-17 10:30:42 PM  

wildcardjack: Considering how Utah ranks highly on the ratio of gay porn, I think this is even more of a gay hunt than about porn in general.


Self hating closeted homosexuals in government? Never happen.
 
2018-02-17 10:31:30 PM  
do it.   really, GOP, i want you to pick this fight.  I want this to be the battlefield you die on.
 
2018-02-17 10:33:20 PM  
My favorite part. Let's assume you get everyone in Utah on your side and ban smut. How? The logistics and programming are a nightmare.
 
2018-02-17 10:35:12 PM  
UsikFark:
You can imagine where it goes from here.

They fix the cable?
 
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