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(UPI)   Would you like to live in the Bahamas? Do you like flamingos? Do you really REALLY like flamingos? Then we have a CFO position just for you   ( upi.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, United Press International, Chief Flamingo Officer, Bird, Baha Mar, Kirk Kerkorian, The Bahamas  
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1986 clicks; posted to Business » on 17 Feb 2018 at 12:16 PM (22 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2018-02-17 09:25:52 AM  
You've just been flocked
 
2018-02-17 10:11:05 AM  
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2018-02-17 10:15:01 AM  
Properly prepared...
 
2018-02-17 10:49:10 AM  
bird husbandry skills

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2018-02-17 01:35:23 PM  
to bad I heard the pay is chicken scratch.
 
2018-02-17 03:07:25 PM  
I spend quite a bit of time in the Bahamas over the winter, and you couldn't pay me enough to deal with those things. The resorts, not the flamingos.
 
2018-02-17 04:11:01 PM  
I have been to Nassau for business several times, and it has always been rather unpleasant. The weather was always nice, though.
 
2018-02-17 06:11:34 PM  
I'd do that. I'm qualified. Flamingos are mean though. Like ostriches.

Baha Mar's Animal Husbandry Associate will be responsible for assisting in the care and display of marine, bird and plant species living in exhibits throughout the resort to create a Beach Sanctuary experience that will leave a lasting impression on guests.

Oh you bet. A lasting impression.

Demonstrated skill with delivering dynamic guest interactions

No. Barf. Do you want the farking birds taken care of, or do you want a tour guide?
Dynamic guest interactions. Fark. I feel sorry for you guys who have to deal with language like that all the time.

Plus it says it's a brand new resort, so expect everything to suck for a while until they figure it out.
 
2018-02-17 07:43:20 PM  

aaronx: I have been to Nassau for business several times, and it has always been rather unpleasant. The weather was always nice, though.


We were there a couple of weeks ago, and the weather sucked.

For the Bahamas, not where we came from.

/Baha Mar sucked, too
//Well, the slots did, anyway
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2018-02-18 12:21:21 PM  
"Look, boss. I have no idea where all the birds went. All I know is this fried chicken the chefs started making is delicious"
 
2018-02-18 05:56:31 PM  
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