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(USA Today)   Driving drunk, rear-ending a car, cursing, kicking one cop in the groin and peeing on another cop is no way to go through life, Mom   ( usatoday.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 03:09:42 PM  
Unless you're Andy Dick's mom.
 
2018-02-14 03:42:50 PM  
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
 
2018-02-14 03:57:11 PM  
Urine trouble now
 
2018-02-14 04:08:39 PM  
But in Florida, it is.
 
2018-02-14 04:10:02 PM  
Glad she made it out of all that alive. She must not have been suspected of selling loose cigarettes.
 
2018-02-14 04:10:18 PM  
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2018-02-14 04:14:07 PM  
Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.
 
2018-02-14 04:14:17 PM  
She looks surprisingly undamaged. I wonder why.
 
2018-02-14 04:15:49 PM  
Says you.
 
2018-02-14 04:15:51 PM  
As three officers began placing the suspect in handcuffs, she said, "I'm peeing and I hope it gets on you!" according to an arrest report. The woman began urinating on an officer's foot.

Details would help here... Was she just so loaded that she ended up pissing herself and decided that it was a golden opportunity(Yep, phrasing. I went there...), or did she like drop trou and specifically start peeing on his foot? I mean, it's Xhamster material either way, but I'm just curious if she did this on purpose, or just seized the moment.
 
2018-02-14 04:19:16 PM  
Some people pay extra for that sort of thing
 
2018-02-14 04:21:54 PM  
I have a way too shy bladder to pull that off.
 
2018-02-14 04:26:20 PM  
Sounds like a keeper.
not
 
2018-02-14 04:28:18 PM  

guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.


Some can aim while standing up.
 
2018-02-14 04:29:09 PM  

Kouta: guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.

Some can aim while standing up.


This is why I have you favorited.
 
2018-02-14 04:33:31 PM  
She was charged with driving under the influence
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2018-02-14 04:41:23 PM  
Florida Hat Trick!

Inebriated, cops involved, something gross and/or bizarre
 
2018-02-14 04:51:08 PM  

Elmo Jones: She looks surprisingly undamaged. I wonder why.


She's not black.
 
2018-02-14 04:52:11 PM  

Snapper Carr: Some people pay extra for that sort of thing


Yeah. I figure she just got mixed up and kicked vs peed-on the wrong ones.
 
2018-02-14 04:57:43 PM  

guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.


I give her 9,5 for both creativity and effort.
 
2018-02-14 05:04:51 PM  

stir22: guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.

I give her 9,5 for both creativity and effort.


"9,5"? I'm glad she got a comma in this performance instead of a period.
 
2018-02-14 05:18:53 PM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: Says you.


Subby obviously doesn't have kids.
 
2018-02-14 05:30:42 PM  
I misread the headline as "no way to go through life, Morn," and was disappointed with the lack of epic mugshot.

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2018-02-14 06:15:29 PM  
See? There are good cops in Florida.
 
2018-02-14 06:29:39 PM  

Kouta: guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.

Some can aim while standing up.


One of our gfs could pee in a water bottle while on the dance floor, she was the envy of all of us (male and female) at big outdoor events.

The ones that take 2 hours to get to a pisser
 
2018-02-14 07:11:08 PM  

Salmon: Kouta: guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.

Some can aim while standing up.

One of our gfs could pee in a water bottle while on the dance floor, she was the envy of all of us (male and female) at big outdoor events.

The ones that take 2 hours to get to a pisser


I'd probably go commando, wear a skirt, and plan on doing some discreet squatting at one of those.
 
2018-02-14 07:41:39 PM  
Florida... check
Melbourne.... check
baby in car... check
(at least in car seat, but no comment whether baby was strapped right-side up)

I'm waiting for the update in a few weeks to see what she was under the influence of
 
2018-02-14 09:13:46 PM  
Never mess with mom till she's had her coffee.
 
2018-02-14 10:58:31 PM  

Kouta: Salmon: Kouta: guestguy: Wait...a female peed on a cop?  That's talent right there.

Some can aim while standing up.

One of our gfs could pee in a water bottle while on the dance floor, she was the envy of all of us (male and female) at big outdoor events.

The ones that take 2 hours to get to a pisser

I'd probably go commando, wear a skirt, and plan on doing some discreet squatting at one of those.


Well, I DO have some Scottish heritage, so I could pull that off, no squatting required.

/Ah, who am I kidding.  Back when I still went out to events where restroom access was an issue, I had methods of dealing with it.
//I'm old and I don't get out much any more.
 
2018-02-14 11:38:17 PM  

Elmo Jones: She looks surprisingly undamaged. I wonder why.


maybe the responding LEO's have wives and realized this woman's life is hanging on a thread. me. I'm thrilled anytime law can respond and not kill another American.
 
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