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(Upper Michigan's Source)   Nothing like getting arrested for meth while wearing a D.A.R.E. shirt   ( uppermichiganssource.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 04:31:22 PM  
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2018-02-14 04:42:08 PM  
Oblig:

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2018-02-14 05:15:45 PM  
...and he received 2-3 years for Count 6 of Maintaining a Drug House.

Hansel & Gretel:  The Later Years
 
2018-02-14 05:36:42 PM  
I have never bought drugs from someone who did not have at least one DARE shirt in their wardrobe.

It's basically part of the uniform
 
2018-02-14 05:37:05 PM  
HA HA! small face big head man.
 
2018-02-14 05:37:52 PM  

Snapper Carr: I have never bought drugs from someone who did not have at least one DARE shirt in their wardrobe.

It's basically part of the uniform


Its like camo for losers.
 
2018-02-14 05:43:26 PM  

Revek: Snapper Carr: I have never bought drugs from someone who did not have at least one DARE shirt in their wardrobe.

It's basically part of the uniform

Its like camo for losers.


Many years ago when I lived in SF I had a kid on a bike wearing a DARE shirt offer to sell me weed.

I said no because I already had some.
 
2018-02-14 05:45:06 PM  
Drugs Are Really Excellent!
 
2018-02-14 05:46:27 PM  
Challenge accepted.
 
2018-02-14 05:47:29 PM  
Maybe it was a double dog D.A.R.E. shirt.
 
2018-02-14 05:48:23 PM  

whatsupchuck: Maybe it was a double dog D.A.R.E. shirt.


I Triple Dare You
 
2018-02-14 05:55:43 PM  
Well, drugs ARE really expensive.
 
2018-02-14 05:57:23 PM  
 
2018-02-14 06:16:00 PM  
Daughters of the American Revolution t-shirt.

Has your ironic t-shirt beat hands down.

Worn by an Amish drug lord.
 
2018-02-14 06:32:13 PM  
Gorillaz - DARE (Official Video)
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2018-02-14 06:52:34 PM  
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2018-02-14 07:10:10 PM  
i have a grateful dead shirt of a skeleton smoking a j, and everytime i wear it, i visualize the likliehood of getting arrested for some pot related offense.
 
2018-02-14 07:21:37 PM  
I saw a bumper sticker that said "DARE.  to keep kids off drugs".  I said "Shiat...dare to keep yourself off drugs..."
 
2018-02-14 07:32:27 PM  
Well he's a fatty,  so they knew to charge him with distribution,  rather than consumption.
 
2018-02-14 07:42:13 PM  
Drugs Are Really Enjoyable
 
2018-02-14 07:53:20 PM  
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Onr would think he would've worn that shirt for sentencing.
 
2018-02-14 08:06:41 PM  
I talked to a former undercover cop who claimed that a DARE bumper sticker on a car was practically a guarantee that the car contained some kind of illegal substance.

/yes, I asked him three times if he was a cop
//or else it's entrapment, dude
///used to hear this back in the 80's all the time
 
2018-02-14 08:07:46 PM  
Dude's old school...artisan meth lab in rural America.  None of these cheap Mexican imports stealing good paying American jobs!  MAGA!
 
2018-02-14 08:20:53 PM  
Three of my karate students were arrested for dealing in their later adolescence. And yes, all of them attended (mandatory) DARE classes in elementary school. Surprisingly, all of them were busted for really hardcore drugs--two for meth and one for jimsonweed.

DARE is a useless, worthless waste of time and money.
 
2018-02-14 09:58:32 PM  
I wanted to do dare because wearing the shirt ironically was one of the perks for why it was awesome per older siblings who all did drugs. The other perk being you didnt have school work/tests. Our school had already decided it was rightfully stupid and being a magnet said they couldn't do it do to some artsy stuff. I found more awesome stipid shirts like my weird trash man recycling cartoon shirts and all that every public company gave out as propaganda in the late 80s/ early 90s at thrift stores later but i never got a dare shirt.
 
2018-02-14 10:15:57 PM  

Quemapueblo: [Youtube uAOR6ib95kQ image 480x270][Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/uAOR6ib9​5kQ]


Never did no harm
 
2018-02-15 08:41:03 AM  
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2018-02-15 08:43:53 AM  

Magwi: . Our school had already decided it was rightfully stupid and being a magnet said they couldn't do it do to some artsy stuff.


Huh, My (non-magnet) school system thought it was so great that when the state pulled funding for it for the trivial reason that "evidence shows that it doesn't work worth shiat," the town started funding it itself.

/No idea if they're still funding it today
 
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