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(I Heart Radio)   Ah yes, the old "smuggle cocaine in butt implants" trick   ( wsrz.iheart.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, individual portions, Illegal drug trade, drug trafficking, drug possession, Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs, Heroin, trunks, cocaine  
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2018-02-14 12:52:09 PM  
 
2018-02-14 01:14:59 PM  
Prosthetic butt ≠ butt implants.
 
2018-02-14 02:12:49 PM  
This nose candy smells funny
 
2018-02-14 02:38:37 PM  
Happy Valentine's Day, Smuggle Bums!
 
2018-02-14 02:39:27 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:45:49 PM  
The trick is to liquefy the cocaine, then ship it in a large quantity of butt implants.  Then intercept the shipment, extract the cocaine, and refill the implants with silicone gel.

Nobody will ever notice.

/Wait, maybe I just said too much.
 
2018-02-14 02:46:56 PM  
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2018-02-14 02:47:23 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This nose candy smells funny


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2018-02-14 02:48:49 PM  

DarkVader: The trick is to liquefy the cocaine, then ship it in a large quantity of butt implants.  Then intercept the shipment, extract the cocaine, and refill the implants with silicone gel.

Nobody will ever notice.

/Wait, maybe I just said too much.


Is there something you would like to confess? You can trust me not to turn you in for a reward.
 
2018-02-14 02:49:31 PM  
What's with all the I Heart Radio links lately. They're going broke. I hole Drew made them pre-pay.
 
2018-02-14 02:51:42 PM  
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/down to get the friction on
 
2018-02-14 02:56:42 PM  
What what?
 
2018-02-14 03:11:07 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:14:28 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:15:35 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:15:55 PM  
2 pounds of cocaine does not equal 5000 individual portions.

This is about 1000 grams. Nobody does .2 of a gram and says, "yep, I'm done for the night!"  "I couldn't possibly do any more!"
 
2018-02-14 03:16:33 PM  

King Something: What what?


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2018-02-14 03:18:54 PM  
I assume this must have been crack.
 
2018-02-14 03:21:50 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:29:20 PM  
Cocaine...and cocaine accessories

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2018-02-14 03:35:20 PM  
You ever down cocaine out of a hooker's ass?
 
2018-02-14 03:43:40 PM  

hugram: Did his younger brother died after eating cocaine hidden in his older sibling's buttocks?


Jesus, the dude ate an ounce of ass cocaine.

No wonder he did died.
 
2018-02-14 03:55:50 PM  
And he would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling TSA butt-gropers.
 
2018-02-14 04:31:07 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: This nose candy smells funny


Yeah, man: it's Labrador...

/Dave's not here
 
2018-02-14 06:22:30 PM  
My mind wanders this news ..

Oh.
Youngbloods
 
2018-02-14 07:22:40 PM  
Where the smuggler's going, he'll be familiarized with a different sort of pounds in the ass.
 
2018-02-14 08:29:50 PM  
the cartels are so far ahead of the game. This one was the plant 200 others carrying way more went through while they were busy with this person getting screwed.
 
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