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(Mirror.co.uk)   "Woman who married ghost of 300-year-old pirate reveals their bizarre Valentine's Day plans"   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
    More: Followup, Amanda, Interpersonal relationship, long distance romances, guest panelist Kem, Jack, Haitian pirate Jack, best friend, Amanda Teague  
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2018-02-14 01:57:01 PM  
Treasure hunting?
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2018-02-14 02:42:01 PM  
Revenge on Spongebob Squarepants?
 
2018-02-14 02:46:32 PM  
I turned 40 two weeks ago.

And now the 45-year-old has revealed how she and Jack - the ghost she calls her 'soulmate' - will celebrate Valentine's Day .


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What the hell happened to her?!
 
2018-02-14 02:51:34 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:23:21 PM  

blatz514: I turned 40 two weeks ago.

And now the 45-year-old has revealed how she and Jack - the ghost she calls her 'soulmate' - will celebrate Valentine's Day .


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What the hell happened to her?!


Seeing the ghost must have surprised her...
 
2018-02-14 03:23:35 PM  
Daily Fail?
Oh, Mirror. Carry on.
 
2018-02-14 03:24:22 PM  
Didn't we see this couple meet back in Scary Movie?
 
TWX
2018-02-14 03:25:07 PM  
So Mrs. Muir is going to plant another monkey-puzzle tree?
 
2018-02-14 03:26:27 PM  
Heh, didn't think I'd ever get to use this again. I know she married a ghost, but apparently had a flag as a stand in.

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2018-02-14 03:27:19 PM  
A guy who's been dead 300 years can get a date for Valentine's Day, and I can't.
 
2018-02-14 03:28:08 PM  
Stay delusional?

*reads article*

Yup.
 
2018-02-14 03:28:12 PM  
Whoa. The crazy is strong in this one.
 
2018-02-14 03:29:21 PM  
Appearing on Loose Women, guest panelist Kem Cetinay asked how the whole dating thing works and whether she books a table for two.

To which Amanda replied she actually books a table for four, because her best friend is dating Jack's ghost friend.

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2018-02-14 03:29:26 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:31:35 PM  

blatz514: I turned 40 two weeks ago.

And now the 45-year-old has revealed how she and Jack - the ghost she calls her 'soulmate' - will celebrate Valentine's Day .


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What the hell happened to her?!


What the hell happened to that building behind her?
 
2018-02-14 03:32:11 PM  
Are they traveling to Aahhrrgentina?
 
2018-02-14 03:32:21 PM  
She's going to end the night covered in ectoplasm?
 
2018-02-14 03:33:04 PM  
Something about boning?
 
2018-02-14 03:34:13 PM  
What would it get me, to marry, oh, the ghost of the late Kate Wolf? A new song from her?
 
2018-02-14 03:34:47 PM  
Well, the bill will be cheap.
 
2018-02-14 03:36:41 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:39:19 PM  
For some reason I'm guessing NOLA but don't see it at a glance.

In any case, is it fair for me to assume that by "friend" with whom she double dates she is actually referring to her assigned licensed social worker?
 
2018-02-14 03:39:31 PM  
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Yarr we arrr all gettin' laid me harties
 
2018-02-14 03:43:46 PM  
Is a candle involved?
 
2018-02-14 03:46:06 PM  

BlazeTrailer: For some reason I'm guessing NOLA but don't see it at a glance.

In any case, is it fair for me to assume that by "friend" with whom she double dates she is actually referring to her assigned licensed social worker?


Ireland.  I am assuming her "fella" looks like Liam Neeson.
 
2018-02-14 04:19:56 PM  
Yarr, ooh baby yarr, oh baby you be the best oooh yaarrrr. Ye's found mar treasure chest yaaarrrrr!
 
2018-02-14 04:33:34 PM  
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2018-02-14 04:42:48 PM  
And, yet again, I am forced to apologise to the world on behalf of my farking lunatic countrymen.
 
2018-02-14 04:43:39 PM  
Oh, forgot to add - this sounds like an epic excuse to buy and use lots of adult toys...
 
2018-02-14 05:03:22 PM  
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2018-02-14 05:29:18 PM  
Yar!

Someones going to be touchin' me' booty.
 
2018-02-14 05:37:32 PM  
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What women that date ghosts may look like
 
2018-02-14 05:42:37 PM  

blatz514: I turned 40 two weeks ago.

And now the 45-year-old has revealed how she and Jack - the ghost she calls her 'soulmate' - will celebrate Valentine's Day .


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What the hell happened to her?!


Sarah Sanders, is that you?
 
2018-02-14 06:19:54 PM  
Don't cry for her, Argentine ...
 
2018-02-14 07:04:54 PM  
That's a whole bag full of crazy desperation.

How sad.
 
2018-02-14 07:13:29 PM  
Scooby Doo Episode 1 The Ghost Pirate Attacks!
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2018-02-14 07:15:41 PM  

TWX: So Mrs. Muir is going to plant another monkey-puzzle tree?


I would plant my monkey puzzle in her tree.  Or something.  Mrs. Muir was hot.
 
2018-02-14 07:34:27 PM  
She's lying, the four of them are planning a group sex session tonight.  At least that's how she explains why her friend is leaving her place in the morning.
 
2018-02-14 07:38:35 PM  

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What women that date ghosts may look like


Huh. The reactions I've received tell me it's still deemed bad luck to cup the bride's breast before the vows
 
2018-02-15 03:40:53 AM  
OK. Is this an attractive ghost or one of those decaying, falling apart ghosts from the movie "The Fog"?
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2018-02-15 10:06:50 AM  
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