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2018-02-14 11:19:25 AM  
Were there also wolves after him?

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2018-02-14 12:00:04 PM  
A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.
 
2018-02-14 12:07:10 PM  

whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.


It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.
 
2018-02-14 12:14:35 PM  

Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.


He likely ran because of the pot.
 
2018-02-14 12:16:01 PM  
whidbey
A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.


Car was registered to a revoked driver so it is either him or the car was not his. I would bet there is more to the story.
 
2018-02-14 12:18:43 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: whidbey
A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

Car was registered to a revoked driver so it is either him or the car was not his. I would bet there is more to the story.


He was not charged with anything related to that.
 
2018-02-14 12:20:21 PM  

Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.


And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
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2018-02-14 12:26:55 PM  

max_pooper: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

He likely ran because of the pot.


And he called attention to the pot by running.
Story doesn't say if his licence was revoked, just the the registered owner was revoked.  He wasn't arrested for driving with a revoked licence, didn't have a warrant and the car wasn't stolen.   I think this guy might have had a paranoid reaction to some pot he might have smoked.
Don't use and drive.
 
2018-02-14 12:27:03 PM  

ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
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Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.
 
2018-02-14 12:32:33 PM  

whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
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Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.


Are you throwing the race card?
 
2018-02-14 12:35:53 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?


Pointing out that black people are treating unfairly by the police is not "throwing the race card". It is pointing out a fact.
 
2018-02-14 12:39:11 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?


Poor black people being hounded by police for crap like this is steeped in racism.
 
2018-02-14 12:39:34 PM  
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2018-02-14 12:41:13 PM  

max_pooper: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Pointing out that black people are treating unfairly by the police is not "throwing the race card". It is pointing out a fact.


Okay,  but can you show me where in this story where the man was treated unfairly?   Because I don't see it.   If the article did not include his picture how would you know he is black?
 
2018-02-14 12:46:25 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: max_pooper: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Pointing out that black people are treating unfairly by the police is not "throwing the race card". It is pointing out a fact.

Okay,  but can you show me where in this story where the man was treated unfairly?   Because I don't see it.   If the article did not include his picture how would you know he is black?


I can post 100's of articles describing police treating black people unfairly. He knew that he was unlikely to get a fair shake from the police.
 
2018-02-14 12:50:47 PM  

whidbey: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Poor black people being hounded by police for crap like this is steeped in racism.


Aw comon,  Show me the racism in this story.
Cop tries to stop a car registered to a revoked driver.
Driver speeds through a camp ground before stopping half mile later.
Driver bolts.  Calls for assistance because sub-zero temps.
Cops find small amount of pot and paraphernalia in the car.
        Did I leave anything out?   Show me the racism.  Could you support your opinion with out his pic?
 
2018-02-14 12:52:45 PM  
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2018-02-14 12:54:46 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Poor black people being hounded by police for crap like this is steeped in racism.

Aw comon,  Show me the racism in this story.
Cop tries to stop a car registered to a revoked driver.
Driver speeds through a camp ground before stopping half mile later.
Driver bolts.  Calls for assistance because sub-zero temps.
Cops find small amount of pot and paraphernalia in the car.
        Did I leave anything out?   Show me the racism.  Could you support your opinion with out his pic?


There wasn't any. This is a rare new story in which the cops are not actually being racist. As was pointed out earlier, black people are routinely mistreated by the police. It was not unreasonable for this black person to believe he would not be treated fairly.
 
2018-02-14 01:00:11 PM  

max_pooper: AugieDoggyDaddy: max_pooper: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Pointing out that black people are treating unfairly by the police is not "throwing the race card". It is pointing out a fact.

Okay,  but can you show me where in this story where the man was treated unfairly?   Because I don't see it.   If the article did not include his picture how would you know he is black?

I can post 100's of articles describing police treating black people unfairly. He knew that he was unlikely to get a fair shake from the police.


You still not convincing me.   You can't claim to know what what he was thinking because neither you or I are inside his head. (see  paranoid reaction to pot).
Many black people drive cars.   Should all black people bolt because they are unlikely to get a fair shake?
 
2018-02-14 01:00:31 PM  
CSB: I was behind an abandoned church, smoking meth. They rolled up on me 2 deep.
1 was a K-9.
I knew this was going to be bad.
When they asked me to step out the car? I said "okay..."
Opened the door, slammed it, dropped the e-brake threw it in drive and floored it. Drifted through the grass before getting control of the wheel, punched it, cleared air on the cross street onto a dead end. Chucked the pipe, forgot the stuff in the pass. seat. Ran into the woods for about a mile before the dogs caught up with me.

My party days went out dukes of hazzard style. 3 stars GTA style. They had 10 units out on me.
 
2018-02-14 01:03:49 PM  

solarpoweredschittmachine: CSB: I was behind an abandoned church, smoking meth. They rolled up on me 2 deep.
1 was a K-9.
I knew this was going to be bad.
When they asked me to step out the car? I said "okay..."
Opened the door, slammed it, dropped the e-brake threw it in drive and floored it. Drifted through the grass before getting control of the wheel, punched it, cleared air on the cross street onto a dead end. Chucked the pipe, forgot the stuff in the pass. seat. Ran into the woods for about a mile before the dogs caught up with me.My party days went out dukes of hazzard style. 3 stars GTA style. They had 10 units out on me.

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Go on, your story is yet finished.
 
2018-02-14 01:06:01 PM  

solarpoweredschittmachine: CSB: I was behind an abandoned church, smoking meth. They rolled up on me 2 deep.
1 was a K-9.
I knew this was going to be bad.
When they asked me to step out the car? I said "okay..."
Opened the door, slammed it, dropped the e-brake threw it in drive and floored it. Drifted through the grass before getting control of the wheel, punched it, cleared air on the cross street onto a dead end. Chucked the pipe, forgot the stuff in the pass. seat. Ran into the woods for about a mile before the dogs caught up with me.

My party days went out dukes of hazzard style. 3 stars GTA style. They had 10 units out on me.


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/srsly
//glad you lived
 
2018-02-14 01:12:17 PM  

max_pooper: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Poor black people being hounded by police for crap like this is steeped in racism.

Aw comon,  Show me the racism in this story.
Cop tries to stop a car registered to a revoked driver.
Driver speeds through a camp ground before stopping half mile later.
Driver bolts.  Calls for assistance because sub-zero temps.
Cops find small amount of pot and paraphernalia in the car.
        Did I leave anything out?   Show me the racism.  Could you support your opinion with out his pic?

There wasn't any. This is a rare new story in which the cops are not actually being racist. As was pointed out earlier, black people are routinely mistreated by the police. It was not unreasonable for this black person to believe he would not be treated fairly.


As a middle age white guy I gotta say maybe shouldn't have tossed away the Ace of Spades on this hand.
Yeah, black people do get treated different than I would.  Anyone who would tell you other wise might have some racial issues.  But this guys actions didn't improve his situation.
 
2018-02-14 01:34:21 PM  
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2018-02-14 01:44:41 PM  
If the cops were so RACIST they would have said "fark it, we ain't gonna rescue him, let him freeze".
 
2018-02-14 02:12:07 PM  
Wait until the ROUS's come
 
2018-02-14 02:13:56 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: If the cops were so RACIST they would have said "fark it, we ain't gonna rescue him, let him freeze".


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2018-02-14 02:18:35 PM  

AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: AugieDoggyDaddy: whidbey: ChipNASA: Quinzy: whidbey: A small amount of pot and suspected drug paraphernalia was found in the car while officers were out looking for Shutes.

Farking pathetic. All that manpower for this bullshiat.

It has more to do with the running part than the pot stuff.

And this farking Einstein risked hypothermia and death for that.
Man up biatch and get your hand slapped, take your ticket/fine/or weekend in jail and the be on your way.
There's a reason Criminals do stoopid shiat, it's cause they're farking STOOPID!!!
[img.fark.net image 500x500]

Yeah keep throwing the book at poor black people.

It totally makes you the better man.

Are you throwing the race card?

Poor black people being hounded by police for crap like this is steeped in racism.

Aw comon,  Show me the racism in this story.
Cop tries to stop a car registered to a revoked driver.
Driver speeds through a camp ground before stopping half mile later.
Driver bolts.  Calls for assistance because sub-zero temps.
Cops find small amount of pot and paraphernalia in the car.
        Did I leave anything out?   Show me the racism.  Could you support your opinion with out his pic?


Come on, it's Fark.
All white people and all cops (regardless of race) are racist all the time in every instance.
 
2018-02-14 02:19:58 PM  
Nothing cheers me up like a stupid criminal story.
 
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