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(SacBee)   "Hogzilla" spotted raiding dumpster in Hong Kong. Beijing desperately contacting Tokyo to borrow Mothra and Rodan   ( sacbee.com) divider line
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2018-02-14 12:48:15 PM  
He'll be back hungry again an hour later.
 
2018-02-14 01:13:19 PM  
....he was delicious.

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2018-02-14 02:43:04 PM  
There's a SHS joke in there, somewhere.
 
2018-02-14 03:34:53 PM  
Are those common in Hong Kong

Because I want to hunt one so bad right now.
 
2018-02-14 03:37:03 PM  

shortymac: Are those common in Hong Kong

Because I want to hunt one so bad right now.


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2018-02-14 03:38:07 PM  
It's disturbing how big those things get.  I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.
 
2018-02-14 03:38:19 PM  
You're gonna need a bigger dumpster.
 
2018-02-14 03:40:07 PM  

TheLopper: You're gonna need a bigger dumpster.


And a hell of a lot of lettuce an tomatoes.
 
2018-02-14 03:40:16 PM  
You trying to call me out, huh?!
 
2018-02-14 03:40:42 PM  

idrow: It's disturbing how big those things get.  I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.


okja!
 
2018-02-14 03:42:26 PM  
Get in mah belly!

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2018-02-14 03:43:20 PM  
Oooonh no, there goes Tokyo. Hawgzilla!
 
2018-02-14 03:44:07 PM  
They get that big in Texas sometimes.  Travel in big groups too.  Makes the whole "hunting with assault rifles" seem like not such a bad idea.
 
2018-02-14 03:44:39 PM  

idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.


A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.
 
2018-02-14 03:46:53 PM  
I was reading the story instead of watching the video and then it switched stories near the end to a plane crash one so I got something like "...and was surrounded by piglets. There were no survivors."

Made me do a double take to see what I was reading like; it didn't find food, so it ate the piglets?
 
2018-02-14 03:48:20 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:48:28 PM  
So ... basically Javelinas.

Smart, resilient and vicious farkers.
 
2018-02-14 03:48:55 PM  
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2018-02-14 03:52:22 PM  
That's a lot of char shu baos.
 
2018-02-14 03:52:55 PM  
I want my babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback
 
2018-02-14 03:53:15 PM  

This text is now purple: idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.

A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.


Oh, I'll palate it, trust me...wait, that sounded dirtier than I anticipated.
 
2018-02-14 03:54:29 PM  
As long as they don't try to add "HAWGZILLA! HAWGZILLA! ...

.....  aaaannnd Haaaawwwg-Zoooookieeee"

/still in disbelief they did that
// yah it was 30+ years ago
/// third slashie as foretold by prophecy
 
2018-02-14 03:56:08 PM  

guestguy: This text is now purple: idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.

A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.

Oh, I'll palate it, trust me...wait, that sounded dirtier than I anticipated.


That's what spices and a huge sausage grinder are for.
...wait, that sounded dirtier than I anticipated.
 
2018-02-14 03:57:19 PM  
Hawgzilla skips leg day.
 
2018-02-14 03:57:43 PM  
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There she IS!
 
2018-02-14 03:59:21 PM  

Katerchen: So ... basically Javelinas.

Smart, resilient and vicious farkers.


Javelinas are peccaries. They can be nasty, but grow nowhere near as large as wild hogs. They split off from true pigs somewhere around 40 million years ago.
 
2018-02-14 04:00:29 PM  

Snarfangel: guestguy: This text is now purple: idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.

A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.

Oh, I'll palate it, trust me...wait, that sounded dirtier than I anticipated.

That's what spices and a huge sausage grinder are for.
...wait, that sounded dirtier than I anticipated.


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2018-02-14 04:02:57 PM  

This text is now purple: idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.

A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.


Cook it in a smoker long enough and you can make a brick tasty.  Pigs are no exception.
 
2018-02-14 04:05:59 PM  

orclover: This text is now purple: idrow: I wonder how much bacon you can get from one that size.

A very large amount.

How much of it will be palatable?

A very small amount.

Cook it in a smoker long enough and you can make a brick tasty.  Pigs are no exception.


Rice fed pig, almost as good as grass fed.
 
2018-02-14 04:12:31 PM  
Its piglets look big enough that one could take me down and eat me.
 
2018-02-14 04:21:49 PM  

Snort: I want my babyback babyback
I want my babyback babyback


Chili's


fark you
 
2018-02-14 04:29:14 PM  

Hills-Sachs_Legion: Its piglets look big enough that one could take me down and eat me.


Yeah, about that... dumpsters come in a range of sizes, just like trashcans.

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2018-02-14 04:30:42 PM  
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Is it for sale? Asking for a friend, you cocksucka.
 
2018-02-14 04:34:45 PM  
Up from the depths
Thirty stories high
Breathing fire
His head in the sky...
 
2018-02-14 04:41:01 PM  

orclover: They get that big in Texas sometimes.  Travel in big groups too.  Makes the whole "hunting with assault rifles" seem like not such a bad idea.



I grew up fishing, but never got into hunting.  Once of these days, I need to fly down to Texas and stay on one of those ranches where you can shoot wild pigs.

I mentioned that to my (now ex) girlfriend, and she got all pissy about it.

I tried to change her mind by telling her that pigs are an invasive species, and she's not morally superior for buying meat at the store.
 
2018-02-14 04:56:26 PM  
It's Hong Kong. The problem will sort itself out. As the Cantonese saying goes, "If its back faces the sun, it's edible."
 
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2018-02-14 04:56:50 PM  
So that's why the WH press briefing was cancelled.
 
2018-02-14 05:29:43 PM  
Didn't know my ex was in Hong Kong.
 
2018-02-14 05:39:34 PM  

The_Sponge: orclover: They get that big in Texas sometimes.  Travel in big groups too.  Makes the whole "hunting with assault rifles" seem like not such a bad idea.


I grew up fishing, but never got into hunting.  Once of these days, I need to fly down to Texas and stay on one of those ranches where you can shoot wild pigs.

I mentioned that to my (now ex) girlfriend, and she got all pissy about it.

I tried to change her mind by telling her that pigs are an invasive species, and she's not morally superior for buying meat at the store.


You may be severely disappointed in what is considered "hunting" in Texas, especially at those ranches.

Hunting in Texas involves less walking and more "waiting for dinner to come for its nightly feeding while you sit in a air conditioned stand 20 feet off the ground drinking craft beer and fiddling on your phone".  Texas hunting is less hunting more asassination and execution.  Usually if we are killing a bunch of hogs its because they wandered into one of our hog trap.

When I lived in the PNW hunting was a bit more "honest".  Or at least involved something resembling exercise.  Instead of shopping with a crossbow.
 
2018-02-14 06:04:53 PM  

orclover: You may be severely disappointed in what is considered "hunting" in Texas, especially at those ranches.

Hunting in Texas involves less walking and more "waiting for dinner to come for its nightly feeding while you sit in a air conditioned stand 20 feet off the ground drinking craft beer and fiddling on your phone". Texas hunting is less hunting more asassination and execution. Usually if we are killing a bunch of hogs its because they wandered into one of our hog trap.

When I lived in the PNW hunting was a bit more "honest". Or at least involved something resembling exercise. Instead of shopping with a crossbow.



True....I've seen some of the videos.

Yes, it's not exactly in the proper spirit of being a proper sportsman, but they are an invasive species....so it's okay.

IMHO, if people went after deer and elk like that, it wouldn't be right.
 
2018-02-14 06:24:42 PM  
Lol, wild boar ≠ to pigs.

You wouldn't eat boar meat unless you were starving, and had nothing else.
 
2018-02-14 06:26:05 PM  

mrsleep: Lol, wild boar ≠ to pigs.

You wouldn't eat boar meat unless you were starving, and had nothing else.



Obelix lied to us?!

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2018-02-14 06:35:46 PM  
There's a reason baby male pigs are castrated soon after birth: Testosterone makes their meat very gamy. rank and generally inedible.
 
2018-02-14 07:36:53 PM  

orclover: idea.


Stay away from canned hunts. There's plenty of shiatty places to go hunting where you're lucky if there's a propane burner and one window that hasn't been broken. You might even get to chase possums or raccoons out of the blind.
 
2018-02-14 09:35:59 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Didn't know my ex was in Hong Kong.


Or maybe Texas.
All my exes.....
 
2018-02-14 09:37:22 PM  
I saw a humongous potbelly pig butchered.
No decent meat that I could see.
 
2018-02-15 10:44:14 AM  
Ooh!  I'm on my way!

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